Do you name your cars / car parts?

[Ultra...Good]

No....because I'm not a faggot

Well duh, of course you are not a faggot. That implies a plural entity. You are here alone, so it should be fag. Or homo, or gay, or what is the name of the day?

(all implied sarcasm)

 

[Ultra...Good]

If we're going to venture off into food, I must express my disdain for adults who refer to chicken strips or nuggets as "nuggies". Unless you're speaking to a 2 year old, this is not acceptable.

Yeah, nuggies. Every adult knows they are called nug nugs. BTW, yore momma eats cat poop, er nugg's.......

 

[Go-Fly]

My wife names all our vehicles and crys when we get rid of them. To me it's a deprecating asset that cost even more to maintain.

 

[endobear]

My guys named my old shorty Chevy work van The Panzer. They also called me the Paint Nazi. Pricks.
Latest van is the Dobervan.
72 Commando plow jeep is The Plowmando.
02 7.3 is has been Old Smokey since it caught on fire 8 years ago.
Whatever my wife drives is the Crazy Train.

 

[Apex svt]

We’ve had/have

Perry the passat
Nick the Nautilus
Mike the mountaineer
Fred the fusion
Jed the jetta
Red - 96 F150 (maroon)
Patty - 03 Taurus (because patty’s a beast)
Cash - Ford Transit (company truck)
Alan the Acadia
Egor the equinox
White weenie - Nissan frontier
Black Black - F250 (all black)
Racecar - Cobra
Blue Thunder - 78 ford van
Big Blue - Sonic blue 03 F350

Probably forgetting one or two.

 

[RogerThat99]

I have only named a 2 cars.

My wife had a VW Minivan I called "Weenie" because I hated it.

My current truck (bone stock 2004 GMC 2400HD) we is named "Merle". My daughter drove the truck for a couple years when she got her license, and named it that.

 

[02HoWaRd26]

The boat
The buggy
The truck
Grey Jeep
Black Jeep
Rolly (my beater Corolla for work, son named it that and believes the “Rolex” rap song is about it)

 

[bilz]

Wife named the following:
Tundra Big Green
Blue civic Old Blue
65 Belv The Grandpa Car
Avalon Avi

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

A chick came down over Thanksgiving and named him Fernando.... might stick

 

[Willie B]

A chick came down over Thanksgiving and named him Fernando.... might stick

… I like it…

 

[port austin pirate]

Have multiple names for a lot of parts I buy especially when they don't fit right and cause me pain and anguish when I try to install, most are quite colorfull

 

[mash on it]

Cars/trucks, not really just what they are, The Pete, The Dually, The CJ, etc.

Not so much on car (truck) parts either. But The Pete has a big box and a little box (If you know, you know). Because there's no trannies in The Pete.
Ever.

Dan'l

 

[Shlbyntro]

Cars/trucks, not really just what they are, The Pete, The Dually, The CJ, etc.

Not so much on car (truck) parts either. But The Pete has a big box and a little box (If you know, you know). Because there's no trannies in The Pete.
Ever.

Dan'l

not even at the truck stop for a quickie?

 

[25Elmn8r]

If we're going to venture off into food, I must express my disdain for adults who refer to chicken strips or nuggets as "nuggies". Unless you're speaking to a 2 year old, this is not acceptable.

Funny, I just had lunch with my 2 year old granddaughter and we had "nuggies". LOL

 

[Kachina26]

Funny, I just had lunch with my 2 year old granddaughter and we had "nuggies". LOL

Perfectly acceptable.

 

[ltbaney1]

Maggies, carbies, blowies, and huffies, would be deemed inappropriate.

Your shorthand is in the name of expediency, and is allowed.

Also for future reference, “Turbskis”, has been ruled appropriate in the case of McFarland V. Nerds by SCOTUS - Speed Court of the United Speed.

what about nagasaki noisy boys, mongolian motor manglers, hiroshima hair dryers? were those approved for use instead of Turbo?

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

what about nagasaki noisy boys, mongolian motor manglers, hiroshima hair dryers? were those approved for use instead of Turbo?

You’d better file an appeal.

 

[SBMech]

Almost always if it's worth naming. Meaning something was significant while in it, owning it, or a woman named it.

Not all names were kosher...

69 Vista Cruiser Wagon with a Tonawanda 396/400/12b Posi....yep the glory days of GM when you could just tic boxes and make anything you wanted....She was Double Bubble...because they had such cool little windows in the top! And the first girl I could talk out of her panties in it was a DD....

I've owned about 75 vehicles, not all got names. Some were only around for a week or 2.

Current soldiers are literally the WTF crew.

Randy the Race Truck - 91 Toyota Pickup - named by the ex because his naugahide seats would get all handsy with her cloths (Her term not mine lol)
Lil Red - 2004 BMW 330CI - Also named by the ex.
Big Red - 99 Suburban Barn Doors, 4x4, Posi, Legal Headers - Boat mover named by ex as well.

Funny part is I hate red vehicles. They are all fucking fire engine red. Could not pass them up, because I am mechanic, must have old shit bought cheap that was fixed by me...apparently.

Nothing I own currently was named by me, even my Spectra was named by my buddy Pete who passed away. She's called "Let's Go!" Multiple meanings. All Appropriate.