Disney drug testing guests. (Mouse Trap News)

[Orange Juice]

Disney World Now Drug Testing All Guests, Leading to Bans

In order to visit Disney World, you now must pass a drug test. Anyone who fails will be banned from Disney for 30 days, maybe more if they fail twice.

mousetrapnews.com

 

[napanutt]

Disney World Now Drug Testing All Guests, Leading to Bans

In order to visit Disney World, you now must pass a drug test. Anyone who fails will be banned from Disney for 30 days, maybe more if they fail twice.

mousetrapnews.com

Not sure if I should laugh or cringe.

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

Say goodbye to a certain group of park visitors (the ones toking the green).

 

[jetboatperformance]

Grad Nite 74' with the wife .... In our Gondola "someone" puffing weed , when the car ahead of our hit the landing a group of security guards grabbed the kids in the car ahead of ours and hustled them off to purgatory , we knew what happened and hauled a$$ the other way

 

[Done-it-again]

But but, Disney World removed the 21yr old drinking age so there’s that.

 

[Taboma]

Disney World Now Drug Testing All Guests, Leading to Bans

In order to visit Disney World, you now must pass a drug test. Anyone who fails will be banned from Disney for 30 days, maybe more if they fail twice.

mousetrapnews.com

Quote from Mousetrap News ---- " Mouse Trap News is the world's best satire site. We write fake stories about Disney Parks stuff."

 

[Taboma]

Not sure if I should laugh or cringe.

File it under Bullshit, like so much of the Breaking RDP News.

 

[CoolCruzin]

Not that I use drugs
But this is bull shit .

 

[napanutt]

File it under Bullshit, like so much of the Breaking RDP News.

In all fairness most RDP breaking news if not attached to a satire news site is usually spot on.

 

[BabyRay]

Say goodbye to a certain group of park visitors (the ones toking the green).

Not that I use drugs
But this is bull shit .

More proof that it’s easy to fool people, thus how conspiracy theories begin. Reminds me of the did-we-land-on-the-moon thread.

 

[Willie B]

…… that’s all I’ve got???…

 

[aka619er]

Grad Nite 74' with the wife .... In our Gondola "someone" puffing weed , when the car ahead of our hit the landing a group of security guards grabbed the kids in the car ahead of ours and hustled them off to purgatory , we knew what happened and hauled a$$ the other way

Grad night 99 we were smoking half the night. Even smuggled in shrooms and added them to our pizzas. It was one heck of a night to remember.

 

[Taboma]

In all fairness most RDP breaking news if not attached to a satire news site is usually spot on

How do you discover the news site is satirical and why do you check ?
I checked because I've learned not to trust the content for that very reason.

 

[Taboma]

More proof that it’s easy to fool people, thus how conspiracy theories begin. Reminds me of the did-we-land-on-the-moon thread.

If something doesn't feel right and I actually care, I check, because I have trust issues, especially on RDP.

 

[Tank]

Private property and business has the right to refuse service to anyone. I like it. A lot. Maybe they should start doing this with all
Welfare recipients, all unemployment recipients and all politicians. Random drug tests all around. Use drugs? Bye felicia.

With that said, i highly doubt that woke ass
Company would do something like this. And I’m suspect of 75% of the shit I read on the internet as a general rule.

 

[outboard_256]

at the end of the stoy:
"To stay up to date on more very real Disney news like this totally made-up story, be sure to follow Mouse Trap News"

 

[DLow]

Disney World Now Drug Testing All Guests, Leading to Bans

In order to visit Disney World, you now must pass a drug test. Anyone who fails will be banned from Disney for 30 days, maybe more if they fail twice.

mousetrapnews.com

Why would you post bullshit like this on RDP? Did you actually think it was real, or were you just trying to post ridiculous satire shit from a stupid website, getting them more “hits”?
I don’t get it sometimes.

 

[Go-Fly]

An IQ test would solve way more problems.

 

[BabyRay]

Why would you post bullshit like this on RDP? Did you actually think it was real, or were you just trying to post ridiculous satire shit from a stupid website, getting them more “hits”?
I don’t get it sometimes.

It was a test.

 

[Kachina26]

Did you get the link from one of our resident moon landing deniers? Looks like some "my own research" type info.

 

[stephenkatsea]

Brain surgeons, public school teachers and all elected officials etc are NOT drug tested. But, I was. Much of the time I was hundreds/thousands of miles at sea. Yet, I was deemed a potential threat to public safety and frequently randomly tested. The Feds required it. And there you have our federal drug testing regulations. Disney Park guests are not included.

 

[Willie B]

… in transportation in the movie industry I think it was the late 80s the drivers started getting drug tested… they went from summertime barefoot no shirt long hair to sportcoat tie and short hair… I wonder how it is now???

 

[Gelcoater]

I smoked a joint on Tom Sawyers island.


And the gondola.


And the tree house



I was hoping to catch up with Dopey and the other dwarfs to burn a blunt with Snow White

 

[outboard_256]

Disneyland + late nite CBD gummies. You'll thank me later.

 

[BigRedBryan]

Disney World Now Drug Testing All Guests, Leading to Bans

In order to visit Disney World, you now must pass a drug test. Anyone who fails will be banned from Disney for 30 days, maybe more if they fail twice.

mousetrapnews.com

Another great post from a single cylinder.

 

[Orange Juice]

Why would you post bullshit like this on RDP? Did you actually think it was real, or were you just trying to post ridiculous satire shit from a stupid website, getting them more “hits”?
I don’t get it sometimes.

Did I disappoint you in someway, please block me.

As if I didn’t warn you in the post title.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Smoked weed laced with something as a youth. Walked across harbor people walking past us went by like stars at warp in star trek. Got to the other side of the street and whole group turned around and went "whoa". Ground was jello up to the front gate. Firework smoke blowing in the wind convinced us we could feel the earth turning. Our whole group was leaning to the left to compensate. .

Small world was an absolute horror show...

I can only imagine what we looked like...

 

[boatpi]

This has to be BS.

 

[BabyRay]

This has to be BS.

But you’re not certain?

 

[lbhsbz]

An IQ test would solve way more problems.

But then there would be no Disneyland

 

[boatpi]

I just looked online and everything posted about this is from some secondary website or blog nothing mainstream media that’s usually your first clue it is bs.

 

[lbhsbz]

I just looked online and everything posted about this is from some secondary website or blog nothing mainstream media that’s usually your first clue it is bs.

your first clue woulda been that its from Mouse Trap

 

[HBCraig]

Screw that. Drug test for welfare checks

 

[Nordie]

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[BabyRay]

your first clue woulda been that's its from Mouse Trap

The second clue was the statement that Disney is drug-testing guests. Anyone who didn’t call bullshit at that point needs to have their gullibility ratio checked.

 

[Willie B]

… If what you smoked had a chemical taste to it, it most likely was Angel Dust…PCP… or as we used to call it…The Spongy Stumbler…

… Rule number one used to be if a group was going to smoke it…throw your car keys on the roof, so nobody could/would attempt to drive away…
… an old friend, went in another friends bathroom and ripped the toilet out of the floor…
…when angel dust hit the inner cities that’s when it got more violent against law-enforcement… some people would get superhuman strengths from it…

… It was pretty popular with some of the movie set people in the early 70s… there were entire movies made where everybody was smoking dust…

 

[HCP3]

Sometimes I think Orange Juice is Micky Mouse.

 

[Kachina26]

This has to be BS.

You're 2 weeks away from agreeing to taking a check for more than the purchase price and keeping some for your inconvenience.

 

[old rigger]

Grad Nite 74' with the wife .... In our Gondola "someone" puffing weed , when the car ahead of our hit the landing a group of security guards grabbed the kids in the car ahead of ours and hustled them off to purgatory , we knew what happened and hauled a$$ the other way

Same exact thing happened on our senior ditch day '74! Some of my buddies were in one of those buckets behind us, we waited for them but saw them being carted off by the Disney police, haha. They had to sit in the bus, with the principle, for the rest of the day.

 

[done]

There selling weed at the calif one ! Comes with a fast pass and a bag of chips and a vape pen packed....New E ticket coupon .

 

[boatpi]

I rest my case You Honor;

Once again, Inside the Magic can confirm that Walt Disney World Resort is not drug testing guests. The claim is entirely satirical– but guests should avoid bringing prohibited items and substances into the Disney parks.21 hours ago