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Joker

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My dad and father in law only made it to 62. I'm now 50. No way I'm clicking on the link, it's already on my mind once in a while. I'll be stoked if I can make 70.
See post 19. If you see my obituary here this year, you'll be gone at 62. Good luck and enjoy the next 12 years.
 

free ride

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See post 19. If you see my obituary here this year, you'll be gone at 62. Good luck and enjoy the next 12 years.
Damn....let's hope there's an error and I don't see your obituary. Good thing I just renewed my 20 year term life insurance. Wife will be able to pay off house and have a few hundred thousand left.
 

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Damn....let's hope there's an error and I don't see your obituary. Good thing I just renewed my 20 year term life insurance. Wife will be able to pay off house and have a few hundred thousand left.
I agree, my family hates hearing my grim report that this is my last year here. Maybe the pattern will adjust.
 

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You will live to be 91 years, 3 months and 19 days old!

Says I will die from cancer.
 

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Duuuuuuuuude!!!
Might as well put my boat up for sale now.

See you on the flip side! 😁

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floatn turd

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You are a smart man Sir! 😏

Now
Who wants to take over payments on a used "ol' lady"??
•High miles
•Few dents n dings
•Under the hood is nice.
And
•Still rides nice too


I want my last few years on this earth to be Quiet and Peaceful.
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beaverretriever

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Wow, didn't expect that. 114 huh? Not sure I want to be around that long. Haha. Funny, as I still clicked the 2-4 drinks a week buttom. May have got 120 years old if I didnt drink!

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TPC

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Went to the Cardiologist yesterday and he said I'll "see 80 and be back then, then I'll see 90."

Women in wife's family live to 104 and die with all their marbles in their head.
She'll draw my pension with COLA's and be pulling some serious bank.

Your heart only beats so many times.

Speaking of Health, Death and Dying, it's getting hard to find a good Primary Care Physician.
Had to switch and couldn't find one. My cardiologists GF Dr only takes new patients with good referral recommendations.
Was lucky to get an Appt for next August.
 

TPC

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"If I didn't Smoke nor Drink I may have lived to 100, but it would have felt like 200." - Churchill.
 
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