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Headed home on the 241S at the 2nd toll booth my radar goes off. CHP sitting on the side of the freeway just past the toll booth, like they always are waiting to collect their pension. No problem, plenty of time to slow down. Get past the booth, I hear my transponder beep (like it always does) CHP lights me up.

WTF. Pull over to the right in the dirt. He says my transponder didn't work. I tell him matter-of-factly it beeped like it always does, you must have made a mistake. ......license, registration and insurance please. Ok Mr officer, here you go. Why do you have a Az license? Ok here we go.

Bottom line the fucker writes me for no Ca. license. When he's finished he says "make sure you get up enough speed before you cross over the white line and in to traffic". I say...that won't be a problem. He chuckles.

So I hit the offroad mode switch, light the fucker up, and dust out the entire SB side of the toll road including his fucking car :D:D

I cruise for a few minutes thinking for sure he's gonna pull me over again. Nothing. Ok cool :D:D

I feel great right now :cool:

Cops suck :D
 

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Why did you get cited for not having a Ca. lic?
X3 Cops suck.
 

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Well he was driving in a Commie State with a AZ., USA. license.:D


haha!! They don't allow people to drive with a foreign license in the Peoples Republic of Commiefornia :skull
 

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Interesting. Just looked at the ticket. Guess he ran me. He got my Ca. address and old Ca. license #. I never gave it to him.

He writes worse than any Doctor I've ever been to, holy shit.

looks like 12500(0) I can't even make out the other one.

Looks like the fucker was a Sgt :D
 

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I can't stand people that talk shit about cops :thumbsdown

Own up and get a CA license.
 

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Fuck everything that sucks.
 

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Looks like he got you for....V C Section 12500 Unlawful to Drive Unless Licensed
 

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I need to see your PAPERS AMIGO:drillsergeant:
 

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Cops suck till you need one cause someone stole your stuff. XOXO
 

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Thought you stayed at Riverland on Ca. side? BLM land?

Heard that white haired SB deputy was going to start enforcing the code of out of state plates in ca. over 22 day infraction, keeping a list of out of state plates with Ca. DL drivers. Game on:D, jump into the dirt, his tahoe won't keep up with the Raptor.....till your next trip:skull:D
 

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River, I also take the 241N/S , I live out that way too.. CHP and Motorcops all over that thing.....

I love their attitudes.. License, Registration Please... "Ok, here's your ticket, have a nice afternoon, enjoy your weekend"... Ya, whatever **** COP...:rolleyes:
 

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Thought you stayed at Riverland on Ca. side? BLM land?

Heard that white haired SB deputy was going to start enforcing the code of out of state plates in ca. over 22 day infraction, keeping a list of out of state plates with Ca. DL drivers. Game on:D, jump into the dirt, his tahoe won't keep up with the Raptor.....till your next trip:skull:D

The SB Sheriff wrote me up awhile back for no plates on a brand new trailer on Parker Dam Road.

Cops suck :D
 

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So let me understand this...if your fastrak POS doesn't beep you get a ticket? I have received exactly nothing in the mail stating this. I thought the transponder just had to be mounted like it's supposed to.

I can't hear the thing half the time anyway. Besides listening to the transponder beep is distractive driving. :D

If the truck is registered in your name your toast but I would think this is a company vehicle, yes?
 
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You would have probably been better off just telling him you have no drivers license, registration, or insurance, It's not like he can take your car or something, lol.:p

http://www.performanceboats.com/pb-open-water/97490-huge-increase-traffic-citation-state-fines.html

http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63908

I cooperated with the guy, but I made it very clear that my transponder was working. I don't think he liked that. I'm sure he was in a shit mood because his boss had him out on patrol. When do you see Sgt's writing tickets?
 

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So let me understand this...if your fastrak POS doesn't beep you get a ticket? I have received exactly nothing in the mail stating this. I thought the transponder just had to be mounted like it's supposed to.

I can't hear the thing half the time anyway. Besides listening to the transponder beep is distractive driving. :D

Next time you hit a toll booth on the 241, look over at the booth on the opposite side. When you see a red light go off up top, it means the car that just went through blew the toll. No transponder or a dead transponder. But if the fucker beeps, that means its working.

Thats why they park just beyond the booth. They sit and watch the lights. As well as use radar. Its like shooting fish in a barrel for them.
 

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Didn't you just get this truck? Why do you even have plates on it? You have six months to put them on. :cool:
 

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Thought you stayed at Riverland on Ca. side? BLM land?

Heard that white haired SB deputy was going to start enforcing the code of out of state plates in ca. over 22 day infraction, keeping a list of out of state plates with Ca. DL drivers. Game on:D, jump into the dirt, his tahoe won't keep up with the Raptor.....till your next trip:skull:D

What is this Riverland you speak of;)
 

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Didn't you just get this truck? Why do you even have plates on it? You have six months to put them on. :cool:

No plates yet.

To be honest, I think the blown toll story was BS. I think he wanted to check out the truck but I pissed him off :D
 

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Cops suck till you need one cause someone stole your stuff. XOXO

Cops always suck because even when someone steals your stuff all they do is write a report and tell you probably never see it again. What are cops good for, except collecting revenue.
 

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Cops always suck because even when someone steals your stuff all they do is write a report and tell you probably never see it again. What are cops good for, except collecting revenue.

Off duty ones are cool when you're outta beer in the channel ~ cuz they never run out of beer! :skull
 

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No plates yet.

To be honest, I think the blown toll story was BS. I think he wanted to check out the truck but I pissed him off :D

Gotcha. I misread AZ License as if you had AZ plates on the truck already.

Must have been a Chevy guy!
 

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Next time you hit a toll booth on the 241, look over at the booth on the opposite side. When you see a red light go off up top, it means the car that just went through blew the toll. No transponder or a dead transponder. But if the fucker beeps, that means its working.

Thats why they park just beyond the booth. They sit and watch the lights. As well as use radar. Its like shooting fish in a barrel for them.

They'll pull you over if you have no plates and the transponder doesn't go off. They're contracted by the Toll Agency to curb people poaching the road.

Make sure your transponder is affixed to the windshield, it's the law. My wife had her new car for one day and hadn't done it yet. Fockers pulled her over and gave her a ticket, even though she had a working transponder in the car.

Btw, glad to hear you're using the off road mode in the proper manner ;)
 

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Gotta have em!!!! They only suck when your breaking the law!!! You think stuff gets stolen a lot now, without cops all your shit would be gone... Just saying, oh and I am not a cop!! I do hate being pulled over for only going 5mph over the speed limit but that's how they make a living I guess!!!
 

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They'll pull you over if you have no plates and the transponder doesn't go off. They're contracted by the Toll Agency to curb people poaching the road.

Make sure your transponder is affixed to the windshield, it's the law. My wife had her new car for one day and hadn't done it yet. Fockers pulled her over and gave her a ticket, even though she had a working transponder in the car.

Btw, glad to hear you're using the off road mode in the proper manner ;)

He looked surprised to see my transponder stuck on the windshield. Tried to tell me it wasn't working. Thats why I argued with him. Thats why I got a ticket :D

But I did look back for a sec to see dirt spewing from both rear wheels.

That was fun :D
 

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I hope your HOA doesnt give you a ticket now for driving in the tract with dirty tires.:D

Definitely some things I don't miss about California. Toll roads, HOA's, etc.
 

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Sounds to me like the cop was Canadian.


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well, the La Habra cops that caught the thieves who stole $5k worth of gears from our shop, with my folks in pursuit of the thieves last week........DID NOT SUCK. Just finished writing a letter of thanks for quick action.

riverland? a park where nefarious characters drive their sxs's out around a fence, oh to think of such crimes!:D
 

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He looked surprised to see my transponder stuck on the windshield. Tried to tell me it wasn't working. Thats why I argued with him. Thats why I got a ticket :D

But I did look back for a sec to see dirt spewing from both rear wheels.

That was fun :D

You might get a ticket in the mail for that? Just sayin:D Most cops I know are cool but CHP suck!!!
 

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You might get a ticket in the mail for that? Just sayin:D Most cops I know are cool but CHP suck!!!

Maybe the Sgt got his dick slapped for doing something wrong?

Or maybe he was just bored and felt like writing people up?

I'm just happy he gave me the green light to get up to speed before I crossed the white line :D
 

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Maybe the Sgt got his dick slapped for doing something wrong?

Or maybe he was just bored and felt like writing people up?

I'm just happy he gave me the green light to get up to speed before I crossed the white line :D

More than likely it was an OT spot or a contract spot that they have to fill regardless of rank.
 

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They'll pull you over if you have no plates and the transponder doesn't go off. They're contracted by the Toll Agency to curb people poaching the road.

Make sure your transponder is affixed to the windshield, it's the law. My wife had her new car for one day and hadn't done it yet. Fockers pulled her over and gave her a ticket, even though she had a working transponder in the car.

Btw, glad to hear you're using the off road mode in the proper manner ;)


Really that's a law? So a cop can write a ticket for a non-affixed transponder? Not buying it.
 
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