River911
911 River Trip
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- Oct 6, 2011
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Headed home on the 241S at the 2nd toll booth my radar goes off. CHP sitting on the side of the freeway just past the toll booth, like they always are waiting to collect their pension. No problem, plenty of time to slow down. Get past the booth, I hear my transponder beep (like it always does) CHP lights me up.
WTF. Pull over to the right in the dirt. He says my transponder didn't work. I tell him matter-of-factly it beeped like it always does, you must have made a mistake. ......license, registration and insurance please. Ok Mr officer, here you go. Why do you have a Az license? Ok here we go.
Bottom line the fucker writes me for no Ca. license. When he's finished he says "make sure you get up enough speed before you cross over the white line and in to traffic". I say...that won't be a problem. He chuckles.
So I hit the offroad mode switch, light the fucker up, and dust out the entire SB side of the toll road including his fucking car
I cruise for a few minutes thinking for sure he's gonna pull me over again. Nothing. Ok cool
I feel great right now
Cops suck
WTF. Pull over to the right in the dirt. He says my transponder didn't work. I tell him matter-of-factly it beeped like it always does, you must have made a mistake. ......license, registration and insurance please. Ok Mr officer, here you go. Why do you have a Az license? Ok here we go.
Bottom line the fucker writes me for no Ca. license. When he's finished he says "make sure you get up enough speed before you cross over the white line and in to traffic". I say...that won't be a problem. He chuckles.
So I hit the offroad mode switch, light the fucker up, and dust out the entire SB side of the toll road including his fucking car
I cruise for a few minutes thinking for sure he's gonna pull me over again. Nothing. Ok cool
I feel great right now
Cops suck