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[RitcheyRch]

It's not a tumor

 

[monkeyswrench]

WTH? Paint roller for eyebrows?

 

[TonyFanelli]

Ohh to be a fly on the wall during intercouse

 

[SoCalDave]

Bet he's got a small penis...

 

[Rayson1971]

This is what happens when you jerk off too much.

 

[4Waters]

This is what happens when you jerk off too much.

Not true

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

That’s probably as far as he can bend his arms which must make taking a piss or eating challenging. Hence the paint roller assistant.

 

[Chili Palmer]

Well obviously he’s ambidextrous. I’ve seen those huge felt tip makers at Home Depot that she prefers to Maybellene beauty products.

 

[Matt in Parker]

“Hi, I’m Jane, and I use HVLP gear to apply my makeup. This is John. Ya, he’s on roids”

 

[FlyByWire]

After Olive Oyl left him, Popeye had to send away to Asia to replace her.

 

[beerrun]

Circus freak

 

[RadMan]

BRO!
BROW!

Wait what?

 

[Mandelon]

Synthoil and Sharpies.

 

[LazyLavey]

This is what happens when you jerk off too much.

he's blind too!

 

[Eliminator21vdrive]

Mental disorders...

 

[Mini Kat]

It looks like he's a switch hitter. And this is how he got started.