Can I ask a favor from the inmates

[Looking Glass]

EVIL = "mother" I hated to even use the Word. She will be so sorry, some day if and when she ends up All Alone without anybody to Give A Shit!!!

 

[SKIDMARC]

Done!

 

[HNL2LHC]

Done!!!!!

 

[Crazyhippy]

Done

 

[ElAzul]

EVIL = "mother" I hated to even use the Word. She will be so sorry, some day if and when she ends up All Alone without anybody to Give A Shit!!!

She earned it and then some

 

[musicFunsun]

H20 Toie should drunk dial him

 

[MissB]

done, you should make him watch Sixteen Candles, he's gonna ask what it's from! LOL

 

[Joepump]

Done!!!

 

[ChumpChange]

Texted the number and got an immediate call back asking if I wanted to extend my vehicles warranty.

 

[cole_skier]

Done

 

[ElAzul]

Texted the number and got an immediate call back asking if I wanted to extend my vehicles warranty.

Gotcha . We have very flexible terms and options

 

[KK12]

Done

 

[Duramax]

Done deal

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

My son Tyler turns 15 tomorrow. To say we have had a turbulent few year's is an understatement (His mother is a fucking gem). Long story short we traveled a few hours away so he could do his "hard time" with his Mom for his birthday this year. Luckily the bitch already had plans out of town so she dropped him back off yesterday without so much as a happy birthday because she and hew new husband were taking their POS boat out of town for the holiday weekend to party. This is a good thing since it limited his time with her which is always the goal but I know it's also a kick to the ball's and he does his damdest to not let it show. If you guys could find a minute to shoot him a happy birthday and blow his phone up I'm going to play dumb until he figures it out. He's a boater, apprentice shit talker, Trump loving, staunch believer that @GRADS is gay, and honestly just surpasses all my expectations from what life/Mom has handed him. His # is five fore one, two-seven#nine,8one six two. It would mean more then you know Thanks Jason View attachment 1006620

Had me at "Apprentice Shit Talker!"

 

[rmarion]

Done!!

 

[ElAzul]

done, you should make him watch Sixteen Candles, he's gonna ask what it's from! LOL

He knows all about the Donger

 

[monkeyswrench]

Done deal, hope he has a good one.

 

[was thatguy]

H20 Toie should drunk dial him

Perfect!
The boy will swear off drinking for life!

 

[MissB]

He knows all about the Donger

IT wasnt the Donger!

 

[707dog]

Done

 

[Keymyster]

Happy Birthday!! Glad he figured out Grads early as he did.

 

[ElAzul]

Happy Birthday!! Glad he figured out Grads early as he did.

Ray Charles could see that one

 

[HCP3]

Has the bday boy caught on yet?

 

[Bear Down]

Done

Sent from my SM-G781U using Tapatalk

 

[LC925]

Done

 

[ElAzul]

Done View attachment 1006879

You sir win the internet today

 

[Wedgy]

Blue, Good job Dad.. Fine Son you have there. Cherish every moment. Well wishes sent, Kind Sir.
Happy Birthday Tyler!

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

Done

 

[ElAzul]

Has the bday boy caught on yet?

Soon as someone mentioned Grads he knew

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

Done View attachment 1006882

But followed it up with this!

 

[ElAzul]

But followed it up with this!
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I would of left him hanging with the first one

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

I would of left him hanging with the first one

The second one will be the reason he "goes to bed early" tonight

 

[monkeyswrench]

I would of left him hanging with the first one

Poor kid would've been scarred for life!

I've seen some shit, but that's more than trailer park and a case of PBR can handle.

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

This is my normal go to for my buddies, so fuk it, I sent it

Of course, I ask pops for permission on this one before I sent it! Even though I knew what @Blue Answer would be

 

[samsah33]

My son Tyler turns 15 tomorrow. To say we have had a turbulent few year's is an understatement (His mother is a fucking gem). Long story short we traveled a few hours away so he could do his "hard time" with his Mom for his birthday this year. Luckily the bitch already had plans out of town so she dropped him back off yesterday without so much as a happy birthday because she and hew new husband were taking their POS boat out of town for the holiday weekend to party. This is a good thing since it limited his time with her which is always the goal but I know it's also a kick to the ball's and he does his damdest to not let it show. If you guys could find a minute to shoot him a happy birthday and blow his phone up I'm going to play dumb until he figures it out. He's a boater, apprentice shit talker, Trump loving, staunch believer that @GRADS is gay, and honestly just surpasses all my expectations from what life/Mom has handed him. His # is five fore one, two-seven#nine,8one six two. It would mean more then you know Thanks Jason View attachment 1006620

Honorable mention to you as well Blue, I'm guessing he'll remember this one for a while.

 

[ElAzul]

Poor kid would've been scarred for life!

I've seen some shit, but that's more than trailer park and a case of PBR can handle.

Tyler can kiss my ass he has it fucking coming and he knows it!!!! When me and his Mom split up I let him do my tinder swiping for fun and one day he decided it would be fucking funny to swipe every fat disgusting liberal man hating feminist and ghetto fat Sharqueefa he saw on every app I had. I literally had to quite the internet for a while. Definite proud Dad hey fuck you too very much moment

 

[Ragged Edge]

Done.

 

[Ragged Edge]

Tyler can kiss my ass he has it fucking coming and he knows it!!!! When me and his Mom split up I let him do my tinder swiping for fun and one day he decided it would be fucking funny to swipe every fat disgusting liberal man hating feminist and ghetto fat Sharqueefa he saw on every app I had. I literally had to quite the internet for a while. Definite proud Dad hey fuck you too very much moment

 

[Lumpy]

DONE!

 

[ElAzul]

Honorable mention to you as well Blue, I'm guessing he'll remember this one for a while.

Honestly Guys he's walking taller today because of it. I can't thank you guys enough. He's gonna create an account here and reply to some of you guy's after he's done with school stuff.

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

Tyler can kiss my ass he has it fucking coming and he knows it!!!! When me and his Mom split up I let him do my tinder swiping for fun and one day he decided it would be fucking funny to swipe every fat disgusting liberal man hating feminist and ghetto fat Sharqueefa he saw on every app I had. I literally had to quite the internet for a while. Definite proud Dad hey fuck you too very much moment

That is the funniest shit I've heard in awhile!!

Sounds like you guys have a great relationship that allows you to fuk with each other and laugh about it! That is what makes a true bond between father and son!!

Great work Blue, this thread is great!!

 

[Activated]

 

[DLC]

Oh man this is great! and I thought turtles at 1 am was ruff.....

 

[locogringo]

DONE!

 

[ChumpChange]

 

[ElAzul]

View attachment 1006930

So that's a yes to the warranty?

 

[ChumpChange]

So that's a yes to the warranty?

Your rep said they don’t want to warranty my 1982 Toyota Corolla.

 

[4Waters]

Done. And got this response...

View attachment 1006942

Send the dildo pic

 

[SBMech]

Done!

 

[SixD9R]

Done!
This was my contribution.