Buyers are liars!

[JL95]

The worst is finding good shit on a sunday with no cash on hand. Yes I'm poor, no my atm doesn't spit out 30k like you guys haha

 

[ChumpChange]

Buggy is gone, easy peasy, straight dude no BS.

So you’re saying gays are full of BS and difficult to deal with?

 

[Kachina26]

So you’re saying gays are full of BS and difficult to deal with?

Have you not dealt with Grads?

 

[Socalx09]

Here is a good one.

Guy lowballs the shit out of me weeks ago. I just told him no thanks.

He messaged me again last night. Sad story about his kids quad getting stolen.

What’s the best price. I just asked show me one with a better price. He couldn’t.

So he asks me questions about the bike blah blah.

What’s your he best you can do blah blah.

We agree on price.

He just calls me hey can I send a driver over to pick it up and we handle the rest over the phone?

I asked how he is going to pay. Zelle. Here we fucking go I think.

Dude I don’t trust anyone that worries about a couple hundred in price, worries about condition. Yet has the balls to not come see it himself and pay for it.

Zelle, Apple Pay and pay pal for small ticket items. Fine….

Definitely not taking anything but green backs for anything over a few hundred.

Damn Soy boys. Use cash like a god damn adult.

This is a scam I believe. I have about 5 of these messages since last weekend with the same story. Don’t give them your Zelle, PayPal or Venmo. They’ll ask for your last 4 of your phone as well and they can use that to hack in.

 

[whiteworks]

So you’re saying gays are full of BS and difficult to deal with?

Typo, but I’ll play. Some of my best clients were gay as fuck, like super duper haaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy🫰🫰🫰

Don’t bat an eye on price, and amazingly nice people to deal with. Where people stick their dicks is their business.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

The worst is finding good shit on a sunday with no cash on hand. Yes I'm poor, no my atm doesn't spit out 30k like you guys haha

Gotta keep cash in the safe for Sunday morning deals.

 

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Dang balling...

Anything sub $40 I typically just give it a away.

I feel bad throwing good stuff in the trash.

What do you have lying around for $499?

It's in the dumpster. That info I'm asking $700. Really though after too many times asking myself "I wasted that amount of time of my life for this" or "I missed that because I thought someone was going to show up" I just found it easier and less frustrating to just throw away those <$500 items. I don't sell stuff because I need the money. I sell it because I don't need it. I don't give away anything because those people are worse and I keep them from being a worse enemy to themselves. Some of them turn into parasites...

 

[Badchoices03]

The worst is finding good shit on a sunday with no cash on hand. Yes I'm poor, no my atm doesn't spit out 30k like you guys haha

This is when you break out the old can of fruit cocktail....LOL

 

[CLdrinker]

This is a scam I believe. I have about 5 of these messages since last weekend with the same story. Don’t give them your Zelle, PayPal or Venmo. They’ll ask for your last 4 of your phone as well and they can use that to hack in.

He sent one of his goons with cash.

Should have saw him trying to start it. Fricken throttle jockey. He couldn’t stop trying to rev and let off fast enough..

Shit you not he hit the throttle 4 or 5 times before the engine completely fired.

Then wondered why it wasn’t starting.

Had to explain to him it’s a kids 4 stroke that sat through a cold night, not a warmed up 250 2stroke that he wants to send the rod through the case

 

[ChumpChange]

He sent one of his goons with cash.

Should have saw him trying to start it. Fricken throttle jockey. He couldn’t stop trying to rev and let off fast enough..

Shit you not he hit the throttle 4 or 5 times before the engine completely fired.

Then wondered why it wasn’t starting.

Had to explain to him it’s a kids 4 stroke that sat through a cold night, not a warmed up 250 2stroke that he wants to send the rod through the case

Well there you have it. Sometimes you gotta give people the benefit of the doubt. They just have no communication skills so you think they’re scammers.

 

[Maestro]