Butt wipe question

[FreeBird236]

I'm glad to hear some that have them actually dry with T.P., that towel stuff sounds pretty gross.

 

[Groper]

That's the base model. I have the Toto book at home. The one I posted was $1204 otd with toilet. Was over $700 for Washlet itself. There is a Toto store in Torrance. Get a part number and supply house will give me a price. That toilet and Washlet was $2000 at Toto store.

Other than maybe the carbon filter I can’t imagine what an upper model would do that mine doesn’t? Mine has low / led / high on heat.. maybe more precision adjustments?
Either way I love it!

OK OK look you two are getting in to the Baller Stage when it come to Bidet's just tone it down for the
newbs a bit and get them started on a $99.00 dealio like training wheels then they can move up to lamborghini's ya know like starting with a Jet Bote then graduating up to a Nordic 33' or 35'DCB

 

[monkeyswrench]

I now feel like my house is just shy of outhouse territory. Heated and cooled Ass Master 2000...
A shitter you need to program...
Blue Tooth compatible flux capacitors...

When the zombie apocalypse or EMP happens...at least I'll be able to take a dump

 

[Nordie]

We have had these http://www.biffy.com/ for over 15yrs now and are life changers I even run one of these in the MOHO without issues, simply cleanse the area and pat dry then go out and enjoy your day
Haters gonia hate but chics dig them trust me I'm that friend.

NOTE:If you do decide to make a purchase you can bundle and save also it's a good idea to have a spare backup in case you have a mechanical failure, thanks and have a great day.

Funny fact the Biffy was invented by a friends Step father out of Boulder City, NV

 

[RiverDave]

I'm glad to hear some that have them actually dry with T.P., that towel stuff sounds pretty gross.

I have never heard of any towel program..

 

[Carlson-jet]

I have never heard of any towel program..

Where do you think "The terrible towel" came from? lol

 

[NicPaus]

The budget Washlet is now available at Costco . They must be in demand if Costco decided to carry them.

And the filet is $10 off a pack if you make the trip.

 

[RCDave]

Klingon kleener

Smudge sprayer

Excrement eliminator

Bung blaster

 

[braindead]

 

[RCDave]

Watch "TUSHY presents I'm An Asshole" on YouTube

 

[RiverDave]

Watch "TUSHY presents I'm An Asshole" on YouTube

Thshy I think just use water pressure.. I don’t believe I’d want one of those.. gotta have the warm water etc

 

[NicPaus]

I checked out the Washlet comparison brochure. You want the G400 if buying a complete unit or the Pimp add on Washlet is the S350E. The one I posted pic of is the S300 it was $722 before tax.

 

[530RL]

You guys think you got butt wipe problems?

I have no idea what button to push?

And why is there a button with a picture of two people holding each other?

 

[RCDave]

Thshy I think just use water pressure.. I don’t believe I’d want one of those.. gotta have the warm water etc

Ice cold rectal flush, lol!!!! Doesn't sound pleasing does it.

Funny commercial though

 

[KingofBeers]

Klingon kleener

Smudge sprayer

Excrement eliminator

Bung blaster

This whole thread has been pretty entertaining....but "Bung Blaster" really made me bust out with a good laugh...

 

[NicPaus]

This whole thread has been pretty entertaining....but "Bung Blaster" really made me bust out with a good laugh...

Set it to 109 psi at 95 degrees you get bungblaster with possibly a colon cleaning.

 

[rrrr]

I can’t imagine taking a crap without at minimum having wet wipes. The concept of smearing crap around your ass with dry paper is disgusting at this point. How we survived pre wet wipe is beyond me.


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Yep...I still use TP for the initial, but finish the job with wipes. The residue leftover from just TP makes one realize how nasty paper alone is.

 

[RiverDave]

I can’t imagine taking a crap without at minimum having wet wipes. The concept of smearing crap around your ass with dry paper is disgusting at this point. How we survived pre wet wipe is beyond me.


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This is the first part of evolution. When you get to the next level wet wipes will seem prehistoric..

 

[TPC]

I remember doing the AC for a high end tract.
The bathrooms had bidets with air blowers to dry off. Enough pressure to flap the clam shell dry / slap your dick around.

 

[FreeBird236]

I have never heard of any towel program..

Just referring to some of the previous comments and videos.

 

[KevinR]

Jeez.

Just another thread that reminds me I’m a low tech, barbaric, old fashioned, old school Neanderthal. Nothing but TP in our house.

 

[GRADS]

I don't know how I missed it but this thread delivers!

 

[RiverDave]

Jeez.

Just another thread that reminds me I’m a low tech, barbaric, old fashioned, old school Neanderthal. Nothing but TP in our house.

Consider it an educational that depending on the toilet for less than 400.00 you can change your life.

 

[TrollerDave]

I was raised by wolves.

 

[RiverDave]

I was raised by wolves.
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Wolves got carpet? Lol

 

[boatnam2]

Girlfriend turned me on to baby wipes( the good ones ) about 10 years ago, I don't leave home without them. Not a ass car wash but 100 times better than old ass dry toilet paper.

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

Im not at the bidet level just yet, contemplating it but I need to get power run to my shitter area first. In the interim this is a game changer if you are a wipe user.........nothing better than a warm ass wipe on a cold winters day.

https://www.amazon.com/Munchkin-War...580865104&sprefix=baby+wipe+he,aps,195&sr=8-1

 

[Go-Fly]

Bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear looks down on the rabbit and ask " do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur". The rabbit says "no". So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

 

[buck35]

Bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear looks down on the rabbit and ask " do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur". The rabbit says "no". So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

I don't care who are that's hilarious!

 

[Bullet28]

It’s always good to have good quality wipes I say.

 

[RiverDave]

Im not at the bidet level just yet, contemplating it but I need to get power run to my shitter area first. In the interim this is a game changer if you are a wipe user.........nothing better than a warm ass wipe on a cold winters day.

https://www.amazon.com/Munchkin-Warm-Glow-Wipe-Warmer/dp/B000CNOIQ2/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3LK9ZJD3A2BTB&keywords=baby+wipes+heater&qid=1580865104&sprefix=baby+wipe+he,aps,195&sr=8-1

Walt call Chris Drew get the power in and change your life forever.. lol.

 

[rrrr]

You guys think you got butt wipe problems?

I have no idea what button to push?

And why is there a button with a picture of two people holding each other?

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Last time I was in Japan, I stayed at the Tokyo Hyatt Roppongi. The control panel for the toilet looked more complicated than the Garmin GTN 750 user interface.

 

[HALLETT BOY]

Anybody ever used a squat toilet , like in 3rd world countries ? How’d that work out ?

 

[ElAzul]

Not one mention of a squatty potty or poo porri??? You guys are slacking

 

[rrrr]

There were slit toilets at the Twin Ring Motegi race track in Japan. I went there when I worked as an IndyCar crewman. Fortunately there were conventional toilets too, I wasn't about to squat and let it fly.

 

[RiverDave]

Not one mention of a squatty potty or poorri??? You guys are slacking

Because of the ads height of my thrown my wife’s feet just kinda hang there. She bought the squatty potty and uses it in conjunction with my throne.

 

[KevinR]

Squatty Potty? What’s the world coming to!

You guys crack me up. Never heard of it so looked it up.

 

[RiverDave]

Squatty Potty? What’s the world coming to!

You guys crack me up. Never heard of it so looked it up.


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They claim it works.. Thst said the biz is killing it!

 

[KevinR]

Gotta love it.

 

[TPC]

Jeez.

Just another thread that reminds me I’m a low tech, barbaric, old fashioned, old school Neanderthal. Nothing but TP in our house.

Three counties in Nor Cal that just banned heating with Natural gas. Same people back that up that want Toilet Paper banned.
BTW: Jackass myopic actor Harrison Ford was supporting it and banning disposable diapers too until he had a few kids of his own. Hypocrite now says "they're the best invention ever."
Harrisons hobbies burn more fuel than all of us put together and he's against the fossil fuel industry. No reason and accountability with these socialist Learjet Liberal groups.

 

[RiverDave]

Three counties in Nor Cal that just banned heating with Natural gas. Same people back that up that want Toilet Paper banned.
BTW: Jackass myopic actor Harrison Ford was supporting it and banning disposable diapers too until he had a few kids of his own. Hypocrite now says "they're the best invention ever."
Harrisons hobbies burn more fuel than all of us put together and he's against the fossil fuel industry. No reason and accountability with these socialist Learjet Liberal groups.

how are they supposed to generate heat then? Burning wood?

 

[Ziggy]

Lmao, great thread. I said it early in the thread, best thing since sliced bread.
.
One question to help you ponder this topic.
How many of you guys clean yourselves in the shower with only a towel and no water? Think about it, should only take a second or two.

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

Lmao, great thread. I said it early in the thread, best thing since sliced bread.
.
One question to help you ponder this topic.
How many of you guys clean yourselves in the shower with only a towel and no water? Think about it, should only take a second or two.

Touche

 

[squeezer]

Anybody ever used a squat toilet , like in 3rd world countries ? How’d that work out ?

More times than I care to (Or can) remember !!!!

The three stages of Asia travel experience:

Newbie: Needs a westerm bathroom
Seasoned: OK with squat toilet bathroom
Pro: Bathroom... Who needs a bathroom!

 

[Wheeler]

Three counties in Nor Cal that just banned heating with Natural gas. Same people back that up that want Toilet Paper banned.
BTW: Jackass myopic actor Harrison Ford was supporting it and banning disposable diapers too until he had a few kids of his own. Hypocrite now says "they're the best invention ever."
Harrisons hobbies burn more fuel than all of us put together and he's against the fossil fuel industry. No reason and accountability with these socialist Learjet Liberal groups.

It rings true that "what goes around comes around"

 

[Boozer]

Bringing this back to the top based on the current TP crisis.

We just got a Brondell unit. It has everything but the air dryer including a heated seat but because of the lack of air dryer you still gotta use a little bit of TP.

Almost everyone is sold out on Amazon but when they get back in stock I’m probably going to order the Brondell Swash 1400 and move the current one into one of the kids bathrooms.

Now I gotta get an electrician out to the house to install outlets next to all the toilets.

Moving forward I think we’ll have these on all of our toilets in all of our houses.


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[getoffmylawn]

This one needs to be programmed still. You can set seat temperature, dryer air, water temperature and a lot more features. It's a middle of the road quality for Washlet. Not sure if it has the charcoal filter (fart filter feature). Biggest issue will be a power supply needed behind toilet. They have 10" and 12" rough in. View attachment 841459 View attachment 841460

Where’s the slot for the quarters?

 

[RiverDave]

Bringing this back to the top based on the current TP crisis.

We just got a Brondell unit. It has everything but the air dryer including a heated seat but because of the lack of air dryer you still gotta use a little bit of TP.

Almost everyone is sold out on Amazon but when they get back in stock I’m probably going to order the Brondell Swash 1400 and move the current one into one of the kids bathrooms.

Now I gotta get an electrician out to the house to install outlets next to all the toilets.

Moving forward I think we’ll have these on all of our toilets in all of our houses.


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It’s a game changer for sure

 

[getoffmylawn]

 

[River Runnin]

does it burn or feel like a fresh summers breeze?

Try and report back!