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A man comes to Northwell Health’s hospital on Staten Island with a sprained ankle. Any allergies? the doctor asks. How many alcoholic drinks do you have each week? Do you have access to firearms inside or outside the home? When the patient answers yes to that last question, someone from his care team explains that locking up the firearm can make his home safer. She offers him a gun lock and a pamphlet with information on secure storage and firearm-safety classes. And all of this happens during the visit about his ankle.

Northwell Health is part of a growing movement of health-care providers that want to talk with patients about guns like they would diet, exercise, or sex—treating firearm injury as a public-health issue. In the past few years, the White House has declared firearm injury an epidemic, and the CDC and National Institutes of Health have begun offering grants for prevention research. Meanwhile, dozens of medical societies agree that gun injury is a public-health crisis and that health-care providers have to help stop it.

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Medical professionals have been asking all sorts of questions not related to the immediate care at hand for decades now. Questions about religion, smoking, alcohol consumption, drug use, guns pets, abuse, sexual orientation, sexual preference, and numerous other questions on an intake form. Never answer any of these questions or at least not honestly. It goes into a massive database that the government does have access to regardless of your doctor patient confidentiality. If they're not already these databases will be utilized too raise your life insurance rates or deny payout claims, declare you mentally unstable, take your guns away, and other crap like that. I know it sounds far-fetched and tin foil hatish but after all this is a @regor thread😱

Ps I'd still hit it😈
 
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regor

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Medical professionals have been asking all sorts of questions not related to the immediate care at hand for decades now. Questions about religion, smoking, alcohol consumption, drug use, guns pets, abuse, sexual orientation, sexual preference, and numerous other questions on an intake form. Never answer any of these questions or at least not honestly. It goes into a massive database that the government does have access to regardless of your doctor patient confidentiality. If they're not already these databases will be utilized too raise your life insurance rates or deny payout claims, declare you mentally unstable, take your guns away, and other crap like that. I know it sounds far-fetched and tin foil hatish but after all this is a @regor thread😱

Ps I'd still hit it😈

Some of those questions are legit when it comes to one's health. I have NEVER be asked about my guns and if I am, they're getting a piece this conspirator's mind!!!


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Ever had a DOT exam? Probably 30 or so questions. Some directly health related, some maybe. If you answer yes to any of them you better have a good rebuttal.
The answer that begins with "N" is the best answer for all choices. 😉
 

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An annual physical at Honor Health in AZ is bloodwork (explained in a chart that comes via email) and a 50 question interrogation with a doctor or more likely a nurse practitioner.
We sign up for a physical, get the blood work and cancel the actual appointment.

When 5 years old, my kids pediatrician asked me if we had guns in the house during his physical. She got the Clint Eastwood stare from me and then uncomfortably said, ah you don’t have to answer that.

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A man comes to Northwell Health’s hospital on Staten Island with a sprained ankle. Any allergies? the doctor asks. How many alcoholic drinks do you have each week? Do you have access to firearms inside or outside the home? When the patient answers yes to that last question, someone from his care team explains that locking up the firearm can make his home safer. She offers him a gun lock and a pamphlet with information on secure storage and firearm-safety classes. And all of this happens during the visit about his ankle.

Northwell Health is part of a growing movement of health-care providers that want to talk with patients about guns like they would diet, exercise, or sex—treating firearm injury as a public-health issue. In the past few years, the White House has declared firearm injury an epidemic, and the CDC and National Institutes of Health have begun offering grants for prevention research. Meanwhile, dozens of medical societies agree that gun injury is a public-health crisis and that health-care providers have to help stop it.

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How do you answer the HIV exposure question 😁
 

Andy B.

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Ever had a DOT exam? Probably 30 or so questions. Some directly health related, some maybe. If you answer yes to any of them you better have a good rebuttal.
The answer that begins with "N" is the best answer for all choices. 😉
Not here in Nevada never got one question like that.
 
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