Bringing some Facebook to Rdp

rvrrat350 · Mar 8, 2020

LowRiver2 · Mar 9, 2020

monkeyswrench · Mar 9, 2020

LowRiver2 said:
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Sadly, I know someone has probably already tried it...
Side note, feeding a K9 french fries was considered "assaulting an officer" , these days would coughing be assault?

rmarion · Mar 9, 2020

rmarion · Mar 9, 2020

ElAzul · Mar 9, 2020

LowRiver2 said:
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Brilliant until you end up in quarantine lol

getreal · Mar 9, 2020

HNL2LHC · Mar 9, 2020

getreal said:
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Funny I was thinking before I read the caption that looks like a f‘n cat. LOL. Meow so hungry now!!!!

rmarion · Mar 9, 2020

rvrrat350 · Mar 9, 2020

LowRiver2 · Mar 9, 2020

Blue said:
Brilliant until you end up in quarantine lol

I’ve survived all this, a stupid flu that means I can work in my garage for a week is no big deal

02HoWaRd26 · Mar 9, 2020

02HoWaRd26 · Mar 9, 2020

rvrrat350 · Mar 9, 2020

rvrrat350 · Mar 9, 2020

The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and says, “OK. Go ahead.”
Grandpa says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It’s a bet.”
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.”
The auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa asks. “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you OK?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it.”
Don’t mess with old people!