Booze Bandit

[dezertrider]

This is a long shot but does anyone recognize this douche canoe? Between 1230 and 130am last night this guy helped himself to all the private patios at The Sundance RV resort in Parker on the California side. He even stole a couple of coolers from the RV side of the park. He is tall and stalky. I’m thinking 6’2”. He stepped over a fence that goes to my waist. I’m sure he’s camping in the park and is that one friend you wish you never brought with you to the river

 

[dezertrider]

Hopefully this video uploads

 

[dezertrider]

Here he has all our neighbors booze

 

[RVRKID]

I read on FB yesterday or Wed that Emerald got hit one night also and someone else chimed in about another park on the CA side but don't remember right now.

 

[RiverDave]

That guy came prepared wearing all black and a mask.. not his first rodeo.


That said I’m shocked thieves are doing this that early in the night.. I could see 4-4:30 am? But that earlier there is likely people still up drinking.

 

[NicPaus]

I read on FB yesterday or Wed that Emerald got hit one night also and someone else chimed in about another park on the CA side but don't remember right now.

Castle rock. Few months ago buddy got hit at Echo. Got the car on my camera but no plate.

 

[Orange Juice]

Apple tag a few things, and see where it goes.

 

[GETBOATS]

A couple of my neighbors across the river at pirates would skin and hang his pelt for all to see the next morning. Crap that's brazen,

 

[dezertrider]

I read on FB yesterday or Wed that Emerald got hit one night also and someone else chimed in about another park on the CA side but don't remember right now.

Same MO? I think this guy only stole booze. The coolers he stole he threw out all the girly drinks and only stole the beer

 

[dezertrider]

A couple of my neighbors across the river at pirates would skin and hang his pelt for all to see the next morning. Crap that's brazen,

Glen who takes care of the Park will find him if he is staying there. This is fun for him

 

[pixrthis]

Now you have to wait up for him or he will never stop. He thinks he’s found his free beer ticket.

 

[dezertrider]

Apple tag a few things, and see where it goes.

This is the first time anyone has been on our patio with out our permission in 6 years since we owned the place

 

[RVRKID]

Same MO? I think this guy only stole booze. The coolers he stole he threw out all the girly drinks and only stole the beer

Jim Powell​

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Everyone camping at Emerald Resort be on lookout for thieves. Items stolen last nite Blackstone barbeque, fishing poles, music boom box and Yeti ice chests. That is all I heard about so far.

Jan Puhl O'Gorman
My friend that had the blackstone taken said police think it was done at night by people in a boat because it was all the people camping on the shore

 

[RVRKID]

Kind of a funny story, we were camping off Marina Dr out at Anza for New Years one year and we all brought Christmas trees out to burn. That night we all agreed no burning trees because everyone wasn't there yet and kids were already asleep. Well myself and one other guy were last ones up and everyone knows I love burning trees so when they woke up and there were no trees in our camp they were all pissed at me. I came out of the RV with everyone like what the F? I look around and sure enough I see a couple Buttlight(nobody drinks that shit) cans where the trees were, follow the drag marks to the camp next door and there is my burnt up tree stand. The kids were all hung over and I guess they ran out of booze and dragged a cooler from 2 camps over and then grabbed our trees. We were about to put a beat down on them when their Dad comes back to camp and we tell him the story and he apologizes promises to get trees to our camp that day which he did with a big bottle of Fireball. Cool of him but basically just covered his kids entitled ass' and they will probably do it again.

 

[PRIMO]

No Gloves / Look for prints / He left a full set on that cooler door !

 

[JB in so cal]

Closer to fat slob than lurky lol

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

Drown his ass in the river and let him float downstream or shove his body in the reeds.

 

[boatpi]

You can’t swim in the river easily with a knife in your back.

 

[LazyLavey]

Could be a plumber

Or Lumpy Rutherford
from Leave It To Beaver

 

[badgas]

Leave him a bottle of piss

 

[Devilman]

Leave him a bottle of piss

Done that before, lol. Group of us camping on the river, one girl kept getting her Miller Lites stolen. So she bought a couple packages of the 16 oz bottles with the screw on caps. So we saved the bottles and pissed in them, then put them on ice in a separate cooler. Next morning that cooler was gone, then found bunch of the bottles scattered on the ground little ways away lol! Cracked us up to no end, thinking how many of those fuckheads got a mouthful of piss

 

[bilz]

Make sure your 4x has fuel and a shovel. Then stake out for that boozer loser.

 

[dezertrider]

Castle rock. Few months ago buddy got hit at Echo. Got the car on my camera but no plate.

We have a white van in question on a Video

 

[boatpi]

Like 25 years ago we caught a guy about midnight stealing beer out of our ice chest while camping and Parker. We look out and the guys got a 45 in his waistband. I pull out my AR15 in 3 seconds he decides it isn’t worth it and runs. Wtf!!

 

[NicPaus]

We have a white van in question on a Video

It was a small car. Came in the back entrance went straight to his truck. And gone in 5 minutes or less.

Hope you catch him. I hate worrying about my stuff when not there.

 

[wallnutz]

Rattle snake in a cooler under a towel will do the trick.

 

[dread Pirate]

Funny story I was told about my uncle and the guy I bought our house from. Sometime around 1972ish,,, They worked at a mill in Orick, would get off at 2am, and they weren't necessarily 21 yet. There was free camping along 101 on Freshwater Spit and they would drive their truck down the beach, park, then sneak up and steal beer from the tourists. Apparently one old timer had been down this path and was ready for them. They grab a cooler and take off, but and about 25' out the dog chain attached to the rv goes tight. They go down flat on their back and the camper door flies open with a guy holding a shotgun. They both have the scars from the salt rock to this day.

 

[LuauLounge]

“douche canoe”

New term of the day

 

[Orange Juice]

Could be a plumber

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Or Lumpy Rutherford
from Leave It To Beaver

Someone knows that ass

And he has a serious drinking problem.

 

[dezertrider]

I am hearing they have the same guy on camera stealing stuff at Riverland

 

[NicPaus]

I posted his pic asking on Echo page. One of the store workers Son last year was thieving. But I don't know what he looked like. He stole a friend's trailer from Echo and they caught him with it. But the higher ups didn't do anything as his mom convinced them not to.

 

[Riverbottom]

I am usually not up late, but got up to check the boat a few nights after 11:00 P.M. Seen a guy by himself leaving the Keys in a canoe and heading toward Emerald cove. ( twice in the last two weeks) Made a point to turn on the outside lights and say good evening, with no response. I will keep my eyes open.

 

[Maw]

We've had issues in Huntington Harbour at nights with a few of the boat detailing guys. They scope out boats for the electronics and fishing tackle while cleaning, then return at 3:00am by canoe.

 

[Keymyster]

Rattle snake in a cooler under a towel will do the trick.

Rip has a cooler for him. Then take his ass to the train station.

 

[cofooter]

Several years ago there were some robberies/vandalism from people that came from the river to the canal between Marina Manor and the park next door, hit a bunch of houses.....

 

[wallnutz]

Rip has a cooler for him. Then take his ass to the train station.

I hadn't seen that episode yet, funny thing it popped up on social media today. My devices are listening