Hullbilly
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Yup I was going to suggest my scarab 29! Wave crushers
Freekin fat thumbs. LolHockey Pux?
Needs more pics!This thread has the potential to go be in the mammary book![]()
I know we all want to please our wives.....but does she realize you enjoy the view when they are bouncing?
Better than NO thumbsFreekin fat thumbs. Lol
How'd you feel if your nut sack is constantly slapping between your gut and asshole?I know we all want to please our wives.....but does she realize you enjoy the view when they are bouncing?
Have you tried a different digit?Freekin fat thumbs. Lol
How'd you feel if your nut sack is constantly slapping between your gut and asshole?
I take my wifes physical comfort seriously and yeah our previous boat did not have her smiling if it was a bit rough on the lake......but crossing her arms to hold up the girls it did.
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This was one of the major factors in our decision to upgrade from our 23' boat, as well as easy on/off beach access.My wife and I love boating in Havasu. We bought our first boat a few years ago, a Yamaha 212ss 21ft twin engine jet boat. I like it because, it was cheap, does 53mph, good mileage, awesome transom and swim deck, turns on a dime and thought two engines would be better than one. Turns out that the boat feels like a guppy in a sea of big fish in lake Havasu, we don't have any other point of reference but we suspect the boat really has a punishing ride on the big water of the lake when we see deck boats pass us by. My wife increasingly hates it when it's rough and is starting to only want to go out for short trips on the boat due to the punishment her girls go through when the boat slams around on the rough water. We are ready to move on from the Yamaha, but not really sure what would be better. I want a boat that cruises a lot faster (hot rod), good for beaching, good for swimming and boarding from in the water, 2-5 passengers max, and a way smoother ride so my wife is happy.
The questions I want to ask the experienced membership here is:
1. Do other boats ride better on Lake Havasu and would prevent large natural breasts from bouncing around excessively on Lake Havasu on a rough Saturday afternoon? If so, what is the best boob friendly type boat that we should be looking for?
2. Are big boobs and comfortable boating just mutually exclusive?
3. What is the best way to evaluate other types of boats for ride and performance on lake Havasu before we decide to purchase something else? Is there any places to rent different types of quality boats? We went to the Havasu boat show last month hoping to get some rides but that was a strike out, we asked Conquest, Nordic and Howard for rides but they were not offering...kinda sucked since we drove out to the show just for that purpose. (RDP booth did give us beers, so all is good!)
Here is a picture I know you all want to see...
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You poor little boy! LOLif i had nuts that big id never wear shorts
That's actually good input and confirms what we suspect. Thanks for sharing your experience.Is this thread serious?
You dont have to look far to get a better ride than that 21 Yam. I had one when we first bought our river house and kept it for 2 trips and sold it. Honestly for the price-to-quality ratio they are really cheaply made and thats being nice. My 2004 21 Chaparral rode 100x better.
Performance boaters don't usually choose between a Cat and V-hull because of their wife's endowment. That's how you may choose a wife not a boat..
It sounds like you have some other boating parameters to consider to get it narrowed down, then select ride quality. Good luck
How'd you feel if your nut sack is constantly slapping between your gut and asshole?
I take my wifes physical comfort seriously and yeah our previous boat did not have her smiling if it was a bit rough on the lake......but crossing her arms to hold up the girls it did.
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There's ton of folks here with various boats that can give you rides. Nothing better than that to help you AND your wife experience the different rides. Get those rides on a weekend so it mimicks your normal lake day.That's actually good input and confirms what we suspect. Thanks for sharing your experience.
Appears you passed anatomy classI would think pretty difficult as there should be a dick inbetween.![]()
Appears you passed anatomy class![]()
Wheres the vintage poster pic of the topless girl riding in the flatbottom?
So just how did we get from a very interesting conversation on boobies bouncing to a pecker and ball measuring contest?
I think most of us were happier earlier in this thread, now we just need pictures for comparisons of bounce (Boobies, for those who appear confused in the last few posts....)
You're absolutely right, 100% Ziggy being unselfish.
You're absolutely right, 100% Ziggy being unselfish.![]()
Going to refer to Kachina26 thread....
https://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/threads/how-to-keep.179076/#post-2869403
LMAO"My Mom used to say if you want to mess with someone , send them a post card simply saying "disregard first post card""
You are referring to Ups and Downs, boat 483.
I have that poster. I won it at the second Classic Boat Beach Bash.
It is not for sale.![]()
Okay... (see avatar) I have natural DD's... and I can attest that buying a boat for your ladies comfort IS important!!
Although I will give you my history... I was the one into boating and buying the boats... and I went through the following:
1st Boat 2000 Seadoo Challenger (ALOT like the Yami you have) That thing I HATED!!! Had to sit arms crossed at all times, then if we hit something hard... well flying I went!
2nd Boat 2003 Eliminator 22' Eagle- while improved... STILL didn't give the relief I was needing for my heavy puppies
3rd Boat 2006 Eliminator 26' Eagle- This boat was FABULOUS!! I could wear less supportive tops which showed much more skin... and rode very comfortable!!
All above Sold
Current- (Fiance's Boat)
2006 Advantage 27' Victory- This rides pretty similar to the Eliminator... comfortable and less bounce...
The pain of Natural Boobs bouncing in a boat is actually pretty severe... The hard smack down yanks on them, then adds to the pain of the around the neck tie of the bikini...
Take the pain seriously... because a happy wife is a happy life... and having a little half cuddy or even full cuddy sure makes for great tease moments while fetching another beer for you!!
My .02... carry on...![]()
I lol'd at this.if i had nuts that big id never wear shorts
Okay... (see avatar) I have natural DD's... and I can attest that buying a boat for your ladies comfort IS important!!
Although I will give you my history... I was the one into boating and buying the boats... and I went through the following:
1st Boat 2000 Seadoo Challenger (ALOT like the Yami you have) That thing I HATED!!! Had to sit arms crossed at all times, then if we hit something hard... well flying I went!
2nd Boat 2003 Eliminator 22' Eagle- while improved... STILL didn't give the relief I was needing for my heavy puppies
3rd Boat 2006 Eliminator 26' Eagle- This boat was FABULOUS!! I could wear less supportive tops which showed much more skin... and rode very comfortable!!
All above Sold
Current- (Fiance's Boat)
2006 Advantage 27' Victory- This rides pretty similar to the Eliminator... comfortable and less bounce...
The pain of Natural Boobs bouncing in a boat is actually pretty severe... The hard smack down yanks on them, then adds to the pain of the around the neck tie of the bikini...
Take the pain seriously... because a happy wife is a happy life... and having a little half cuddy or even full cuddy sure makes for great tease moments while fetching another beer for you!!
My .02... carry on...![]()
a real husband would offer to hold said breasts for support. I am going to see if this works with the wife next weekend....
H20 love your Top Gun saw you in Havasu for DS a couple weeks ago. Still my favorite boat just couldn't sell the wife on trying to climb in and out of a TG all day on Lake MeadBut Damn they look good!
Thanks, greatThis was one of the major factors in our decision to upgrade from our 23' boat, as well as easy on/off beach access.
One test ride on the deck/cat and it was a no brainer. All the rough water and wakes I used to actively steer around, adjust trim and bang through I just drive right over with barely a side to side shudder and no trim adjustment. In the past 2.5 seasons on the new boat I can honestly say I've been jolted by a wake just once. We chose a 26 nordic deck for various reasons but I'd suspect most all brands will perform similarly in the recreational use setting.
Lil'Moni77, Thank you so much for your reply! Wife does just as you described with the arms crossed and trying to support herself to keep from flying around. She says she can only go boating one day of the trip due to being in too much pain, and she wants the boating time getting shorter and shorter. I will show your post to her, based on your expert testimony I will be shopping for a new boat soon!!! WooHoo!Okay... (see avatar) I have natural DD's... and I can attest that buying a boat for your ladies comfort IS important!!
Although I will give you my history... I was the one into boating and buying the boats... and I went through the following:
1st Boat 2000 Seadoo Challenger (ALOT like the Yami you have) That thing I HATED!!! Had to sit arms crossed at all times, then if we hit something hard... well flying I went!
2nd Boat 2003 Eliminator 22' Eagle- while improved... STILL didn't give the relief I was needing for my heavy puppies
3rd Boat 2006 Eliminator 26' Eagle- This boat was FABULOUS!! I could wear less supportive tops which showed much more skin... and rode very comfortable!!
All above Sold
Current- (Fiance's Boat)
2006 Advantage 27' Victory- This rides pretty similar to the Eliminator... comfortable and less bounce...
The pain of Natural Boobs bouncing in a boat is actually pretty severe... The hard smack down yanks on them, then adds to the pain of the around the neck tie of the bikini...
Take the pain seriously... because a happy wife is a happy life... and having a little half cuddy or even full cuddy sure makes for great tease moments while fetching another beer for you!!
My .02... carry on...![]()
Hey after 25 years of marriage i should trade the man card for a purple heart.If you're looking to get a boat to minimize boob bounce, your priorities or misplaced - you sir, need to hand in your man card and just get one of these:
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Who's gonna drive then?? Bwuahaha! See how that works out for ya!
And... for the record... he's my Fiance... so maybe he needs to add some "manual support" to make it to "husband" material...HAHAHA
I can be hired to help hold em. I'm gonna name the company Buber.Who's gonna drive then?? Bwuahaha! See how that works out for ya!
And... for the record... he's my Fiance... so maybe he needs to add some "manual support" to make it to "husband" material... [emoji14] HAHAHA