Are you willing to do what it takes?

[Carrera205]

 

[sirbob]

HAHA - the most expensive house in CA just sold to Murdocks son ... The old beverly hillbilly mansion.

I know the women who owed it (her billionaire husband died) is dating a friend of somebody I know very well - she is roughly 70 / he is about 27?

I won't put up here the stories I've heard.

 

[GRADS]

Hell, I do that for 500 H.P.

 

[Carrera205]

HAHA - the most expensive house in CA just sold to Murdocks son ... The old beverly hillbilly mansion.

I know the women who owed it (her billionaire husband died) is dating a friend of somebody I know very well - she is roughly 70 / he is about 27?

I won't put up here the stories I've heard.

These are the stories that must be passed down to the younger generations, for learning purposes.

 

[530RL]

She looks kind of young to me............

 

[ElAzul]

I'd bang her for a fruit cup. Older the berry sweeter the juice. Plus bonus checks on your birthday

 

[Bigbore500r]

We're all gonna be banging grandma some day, might as well get a blue motor out of it

 

[monkeyswrench]

I dunno about a 25ft Daytona with a 1000hp...

...but there's a couple of E-Ticket deckboats in the classifieds

...if granny steps up with an MTI 340, I may even make her bran muffins in the morning

 

[SixD9R]

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You can count me in on that one but Ilhan Omar is where I draw the line. Wouldn’t touch that nasty bitch for any amount.

 

[DaytonaBabe]

Yes. [emoji16]




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[ChiliPepperGarage]

Hell, I do that for 500 H.P.

You have to bang the old lady Grads, not the young boy!

 

[TITTIES AND BEER]

You guys are sick get out of the way Daddy needs a boat

 

[Outdrive1]

For a new DCB M37? I’ll change that bitches Depends.


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[TITTIES AND BEER]

For a new DCB M37? I’ll change that bitches Depends.


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Fuck ya drag her ass out to the back yard , pull the garden hose off the boat and wash her ass

 

[GRADS]

For a new DCB M37? I’ll change that bitches Depends.

For a new DCB M37 I'd eat them.

 

[Outdrive1]

For a new DCB M37 I'd eat them.

Lol.


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[WhatExit?]

For a new DCB M37 I'd eat them.

 

[BlowMe]

I would take her to bingo and then hit it so hard her dentures would fly out for a boat

 

[Carlson-jet]

I'm not sure whether to call some of you under achievers or over achievers..

 

[AZMIDLYF]

Made me think of this scene...

 

[Bullet28]

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

 

[monkeyswrench]

I'm not sure whether to call some of you under achievers or over achievers..

Both!
We represent the best and brightest...of the bottom of the barrel

Any of us that worked construction have already whored out our bodies anyway. Just different body parts

 

[4Waters]

I don't know, @RitcheyRch went pretty low

 

[blefever]

LOL ..............This group never disappoints!

 

[Go-Fly]

Like no one here hasn't nailed a 2am bar fatty that was left behind by even the drunk customers. Hitting an old white bitch for a new boat, been there done that.

 

[FreeBird236]

Like no one here hasn't nailed a 2am bar fatty that was left behind by even the drunk customers. Hitting an old white bitch for a new boat, been there done that.

I didn't get a boat.

 

[Riverbound]

I didn't get a boat.

Ditto. My moto used to be....start at the bottom and work your way up (sometimes I didn’t get very far up the ladder)? Used to bring home some interesting ladies.

 

[welldigger00]

My BIL used to be a man whore. Fire fighter, nuff said. He always said that if you’re out at a bar, or wherever, the chicks will alway have one that’s super hot, some good ones, and then some second string ones. So, he’d always hit on the second string ones. The super hot ones can’t handle that they’re not getting any attention paid to them, and they’d do anything to get you to pay attention after that. He said it usually worked. And, sometimes he’d end up with the second string one too.


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[pronstar]

Like no one here hasn't nailed a 2am bar fatty that was left behind by even the drunk customers. Hitting an old white bitch for a new boat, been there done that.

Big girls work harder [emoji106][emoji4][emoji90]


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[Go-Fly]

Big girls work harder [emoji106][emoji4][emoji90]


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True that.

 

[was thatguy]

My BIL used to be a man whore. Fire fighter, nuff said. He always said that if you’re out at a bar, or wherever, the chicks will alway have one that’s super hot, some good ones, and then some second string ones. So, he’d always hit on the second string ones. The super hot ones can’t handle that they’re not getting any attention paid to them, and they’d do anything to get you to pay attention after that. He said it usually worked. And, sometimes he’d end up with the second string one too.


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Shhh!!
This is our best kept secret...

The hotties can’t stand that their “lesser” friends hooked up. Drives them crazy.
“If that skank landed him I sure as hell can!” is their reasoning.
They will bang your even if they don’t like you.

 

[bocco]

Where was all of this advice when I was 22 and single?

 

[707dog]

lmao it happens... ill refrain from incriminating myself but didn't pay for much out of my pocket from late teens -late 20's.

 

[707dog]

HAHA - the most expensive house in CA just sold to Murdocks son ... The old beverly hillbilly mansion.

I know the women who owed it (her billionaire husband died) is dating a friend of somebody I know very well - she is roughly 70 / he is about 27?

I won't put up here the stories I've heard.

women do it all the time so what's fare is fare high five that buddy for me when you see him.

 

[Mr. C]

I don't know, @RitcheyRch went pretty low

All i know is if these were my two choices I wouldn't be getting any boat with any horsepower.

 

[Nordie]

Ditto. My moto used to be....start at the bottom and work your way up (sometimes I didn’t get very far up the ladder)? Used to bring home some interesting ladies.

My buddy just got divorced at 50 and want's to get back into the dating game. Told him to get on Tinder and bang some fattys just to get back in the game, but he won't listen to me.

 

[Luvnlife]

HAHA - the most expensive house in CA just sold to Murdocks son ... The old beverly hillbilly mansion.

I know the women who owed it (her billionaire husband died) is dating a friend of somebody I know very well - she is roughly 70 / he is about 27?

I won't put up here the stories I've heard.

I worked at that property. Crazy place.


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[jetboatperformance]

Are you willing to do what it takes? ...... Depends !

 

[WhatExit?]

I don't know, @RitcheyRch went pretty low

I thought about that but consider this - the Depends that Grads said he'd eat will contain human waste.

RR's "lollipop" would not have unless Raquel had given the green light for the Hershey Highway

 

[Riverbound]

My buddy just got divorced at 50 and want's to get back into the dating game. Told him to get on Tinder and bang some fattys just to get back in the game, but he won't listen to me.

Don't just limit to fattys...hes gotta go and talk to the ugliest girl there, then find the next less ugly and you work your way up until you cant anymore. 60% of the time it works every time.

 

[Uncle Dave]

We're all gonna be banging grandma some day, might as well get a blue motor out of it

Hell... we're all here on a count of grandmas vag anyway.....

UD

 

[mash on it]

60% of the time it works every time.

Impressive

Dan'l

 

[Nordie]

Don't just limit to fattys...hes gotta go and talk to the ugliest girl there, then find the next less ugly and you work your way up until you cant anymore. 60% of the time it works every time.

I never tried that, I started with the best looking and had to move down.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

Big girls work harder [emoji106][emoji4][emoji90]


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Yeah, but they sweat while they do that...

 

[rivrrts429]

Big girls work harder [emoji106][emoji4][emoji90]


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And they can obviously cook [emoji106]

 

[Riverbound]

I never tried that, I started with the best looking and had to move down.

water always seeks its own level. You end up in the same spot. You’re either building your confidence or tearing to down. It’s all how you look at it. Lol.

 

[707dog]

My buddy just got divorced at 50 and want's to get back into the dating game. Told him to get on Tinder and bang some fattys just to get back in the game, but he won't listen to me.

i gave this advice to my nephews and younger cousins...treat them all with respect but told them take down a couple heavy weights and dorky chicks test out all the weird shit you think that works with them, build confidence then go start tagging 7-8's. told them your self esteem/ confidence will be dead if you think your gonna jump on a dime piece and pound it out your gonna blow your shit before she gets her chonies off then what??? embarrassed forever

 

[monkeyswrench]

I never tried that, I started with the best looking and had to move down.

I started with a bottle, and drank until they looked the same...liquidated playing field

 

[RitcheyRch]

She looks good in that bikini

I thought about that but consider this - the Depends that Grads said he'd eat will contain human waste.

RR's "lollipop" would not have unless Raquel had given the green light for the Hershey Highway

 

[TITTIES AND BEER]

i gave this advice to my nephews and younger cousins...treat them all with respect but told them take down a couple heavy weights and dorky chicks test out all the weird shit you think that works with them, build confidence then go start tagging 7-8's. told them your self esteem/ confidence will be dead if you think your gonna jump on a dime piece and pound it out your gonna blow your shit before she gets her chonies off then what??? embarrassed forever

WTF lol lol