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About 4ish i was coming through the channel and these 'amazng humans' got me.
I saw them getting ready, shuck my head no. Said no. Didnt matter.
Its hot. I was hot. Yes i can go around.
But.....i just got inside outside stiches on my right arm. Yeap, direct hit.
Before you say I deserve it for being in the channel let me say.....
The shooters saw me say no
Saw i wasnt smiling. But did it anyways.
So fuck you! Grow up. Im aware people like getting cooled off. But fuck, you looked right at me and knew i didnt want it.
Im calm on the water but i seriously wanted to damage this guys boat. Like go to jail anger.
I just dont get it. People suck.
Yes im boating with stitches. Im also keeping it dry and clean.
Off with the wet bandages, clean. Dry, ointment, good to go.
Asshole owes me a bandaid
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About 4ish i was coming through the channel and these 'amazng humans' got me.
I saw them getting ready, shuck my head no. Said no. Didnt matter.
Its hot. I was hot. Yes i can go around.
But.....i just got inside outside stiches on my right arm. Yeap, direct hit.
Before you say I deserve it for being in the channel let me say.....
The shooters saw me say no
Saw i wasnt smiling. But did it anyways.
So fuck you! Grow up. Im aware people like getting cooled off. But fuck, you looked right at me and knew i didnt want it.
Im calm on the water but i seriously wanted to damage this guys boat. Like go to jail anger.
I just dont get it. People suck.
Yes im boating with stitches. Im also keeping it dry and clean.
Off with the wet bandages, clean. Dry, ointment, good to go.
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It's only a matter of time until someone caps their ass.
 

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Turn your boat to the right, raise drive up, drop the hammer and soak his f-ing boat.

"Sorry Bro, I'm new at this bote stuff. My bad."

Drive away with a smile, and leave him with a soaked interior in his precious vessel.

🤣🖕
 

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I think it's a 50/50 going through there it's gonna happen. There was a time when Havasu PD would write people up for it but with 7 other agencies on the lake they gotta get the big money DUI
 

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No one gives a fuck about anyone else anymore, there is disrespect everywhere.

Say what you will, it's an assault IMO, since I did not ask for you to do ANYTHING to me. It's not fun and games if you did not get an option to play or not.

Be prepared for return fire with whatever I determine is necessary.

If you feel entitled to do as you wish to others, you best be prepared for them to do unto you as well.
 

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The stitches are from skin cancer. Not the super soaker.
I just dont get it...i looked rightvat them. The group was fully aware i wasnt ok with it

Meh. Tomorrow's another day.
 

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Sometimes you just gotta shoot back.
You told them no--they still did it. So grab your water cannon and load it up but dont shoot them--shoot water right into their boat. On the dash. Knock the hat right off their kid if you can. When cannon is empty--ask them if they want you to do it again. When they reply no--ask them why you should listen to them???
 

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I do appreciate this group understanding. Ive sniveled about it before. Broken record royal. I wasnt gonna post, but shit. Right on my arm.
The stitches from 30 plus year on havasu.
Really sucked
 
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The wrist rocket immediately came to mind.
The water fire extinguisher brings a new thought as well…. Lol
 

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So to get back at these people…

get some cats and milk there urine out of them and then spray it with a fire extinguisher inside their boat

OR
get some water balloons with the same mixture

nothing stinks more than cat spray in the hot sun…

people are pigs!

OR
dont go thru the channel

edit- for got the - LOL !!


you don’t get that reaction on a Tuesday!
 

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I understand you being upset about your stitches but come on dude. It’s not the end of the world. If you were gonna say somethin you should have cooled of then went and said something to correct it.


You are on the water with your family enjoy it! Life is to short.
 

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Tomorrow at pirates. A certain kinda pirate.
butt pirate?


Douche move to be sure if you clearly shook no but you were in the channel which is douche central and douche's gona douche.

Next time mount port and starboard claymores and enjoy peace through superior firepower ~or~ dress your stitches in water resistant dressing when boating.
 

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I understand you being upset about your stitches but come on dude. It’s not the end of the world. If you were gonna say somethin you should have cooled of then went and said something to correct it.


You are on the water with your family enjoy it! Life is to short.
So i was waiting for this comment. Its not the end of the world. Never said it was. Never went over to talk to the 4 dudes in the water because im that smart.
My point is people have zero respect.
I was cool. Parked, changes bandages. Had a beer.
But.... i really dont understand the disrespect. Its water, right, its my boat, not theirs.
This same group hit a center console shortly after. Prob a 400000 boat. At what point is it not funny?

Im good, nothing broke.
Few summers back my head unit was fried after a super soaker. $400 unit..luckily a great guy here had a spare and shipped it.

Its not the same havasu plus im getting older and society is a real piece of shit now
 

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butt pirate?


Douche move to be sure if you clearly shook no but you were in the channel which is douche central and douche's gona douche.

Next time mount port and starboard claymores and enjoy peace through superior firepower ~or~ dress your stitches in water resistant dressing when boating.
Douches gonna douche. Nailed it.
Retaliation is what they want. Someone will give it. Just a matter of time
I hope i get to see it

I will see the boat again, no problem talking to the guys. Not looking to escalate it, but would tell them i wasnt super happy.

Many many boats today were fine with it. Pick your targets
 

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Douches gonna douche. Nailed it.
Retaliation is what they want. Someone will give it. Just a matter of time
I hope i get to see it

I will see the boat again, no problem talking to the guys. Not looking to escalate it, but would tell them i wasnt super happy.

Many many boats today were fine with it. Pick your targets
You got assholes in the channel. I got them in a waiting room today. I would have thought today was Friday the 13th. We need to invest in this. 😀
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Douches gonna douche. Nailed it.
Retaliation is what they want. Someone will give it. Just a matter of time
I hope i get to see it

I will see the boat again, no problem talking to the guys. Not looking to escalate it, but would tell them i wasnt super happy.

Many many boats today were fine with it. Pick your targets
Oh, easy find! just go through the channel and find the boat that isn't a magic
 

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You got assholes in the channel. I got them in a waiting room today. I would have thought today was Friday the 13th. We need to invest in this. 😀
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I do not know AZ law but in ca, shooting a pantball or air-soft gun at someone who is not actively involved in a competition with you is assault and battery.
 

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go to a Hunting store and get some deer sent, it last for ever and is 10x worst than cat piss lol
I like this the best with already loaded water balloons safely stored in our toon. Just one of those balloons in their boat will let them know in the future about using a supper soaker on someone else.
 

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So to get back at these people…

get some cats and milk there urine out of them and then spray it with a fire extinguisher inside their boat

OR
get some water balloons with the same mixture

nothing stinks more than cat spray in the hot sun…

people are pigs!

OR
dont go thru the channel

edit- for got the - LOL !!


you don’t get that reaction on a Tuesday!
Milking cat urine? What kind of fuk'd up YouTube channels have you be watching?
 

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Amerex 240, 2.5 Gallon Water Class A Fire Extinguisher https://a.co/d/4i8AVCl


Fill it early in the day, charge to 120/125psi it’ll be nice and hot by the time it’s time to squeeze on it.
 

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@riverroyal your gonna be fine. You enjoy your havasu. Just because it’s changed doesn’t mean you need to change. Youll be okay. Water on your wound is okay. Rinse it off another bandage. Life is okay.
 

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I had some friends that thought it was funny to launch water balloons at a house boat in the middle of the night. A couple guys from the house boat sneeked up on my friends (they were 19 or 20 at the time). One of my friends ran the other one got his ass handed to him.
 

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Some fuckers sprayed us on Torch Lake Sandbar a few years ago, had a 12 pack of bud light just pulled up close to their boat, tossed them a few beers and said next time I will burn their boat.
They had a nervous smile and I just idled away.
 
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