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I haven't watched it yet, saw a few previews though.:)

What time and day is it on again?:hmm
 

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These girls have had diff shows for a few years now. They came on the scene about 5 yrs ago or so. They had like a 2 hr special that covered thir story from birth to the day they got there licences. Their DMV made them take 2 tests and they each have their own licence. One is way more dominant then the other and u can tell. Its amazing how different they are and could never fucntion separated. one controls one side of the body and the other obv controls the the other side but they work in perfect unison without telling the other what the other needs. their life is flippin crazy.
 

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They go wake boarding tonight :cool:

DTV Channel 280 @ 7pm

LOL
 

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We remember watching a TLC program about them what seemed like a few short years ago.
They are 22 now and finishing college.
Their mom looks like she's aged 50 years in the past 8
Amazing girls.

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Ok so my questions are pretty low class but I'll share them with you all anyway. So they share a vagina, do they have to agree on when or how the vagina should be used? I mean say one of them wants to spin the bean? Does the other one automatically want to or does she just go along with it? What if they meet a dude and one chick doesn't like him? Now some dude she hates is all up in her?!
 

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Ok so my questions are pretty low class but I'll share them with you all anyway. So they share a vagina, do they have to agree on when or how the vagina should be used? I mean say one of them wants to spin the bean? Does the other one automatically want to or does she just go along with it? What if they meet a dude and one chick doesn't like him? Now some dude she hates is all up in her?!

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I thought this too. I cant imagine ever dating these girls. One will always be yapping at you. ;)
 

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Ok so my questions are pretty low class but I'll share them with you all anyway. So they share a vagina, do they have to agree on when or how the vagina should be used? I mean say one of them wants to spin the bean? Does the other one automatically want to or does she just go along with it? What if they meet a dude and one chick doesn't like him? Now some dude she hates is all up in her?!

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I thought this too. I cant imagine ever dating these girls. One will always be yapping at you. ;)



My wife and I actually were having "what if" scenarios with them... Like if they get pulled over by the cops which one gets the ticket, etc...

The shit above is the next level LMFAO
 

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Maybe 2 heads are better than one.

(Mother nature does strange things some times)

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but there are solutions!

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My mom had a 2 bodied cow. Was born on their ranch when she was a kid. Had it stuffed, it was always a conversation piece when I had friends over. It got donated to Citrus College, no idea if its still there.

Now imagine a hot chick with 2 bodies. :skull

Geezus these smilies suck. :thumbsdown :grumble: :D
 

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We remember watching a TLC program about them what seemed like a few short years ago.
They are 22 now and finishing college.

Do they have to alternately wear bags over their heads and take exams separately? Will they get one degree between them or two degrees?

When they start working, will they be entitled to twice minimum wage as the lowest legal salary?
 

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Do they have to alternately wear bags over their heads and take exams separately? Will they get one degree between them or two degrees?

When they start working, will they be entitled to twice minimum wage as the lowest legal salary?

Run with it, Tom...:thumbsup
 

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Do they have to alternately wear bags over their heads and take exams separately? Will they get one degree between them or two degrees?

When they start working, will they be entitled to twice minimum wage as the lowest legal salary?

They already having a teaching position and I think they said they receive...1.5X salary.

God bless them but the show is pretty boring. We watched a few times, but find Honey Boo Boo and the train running thru their backyard much more compelling. Season finale tonight :thumbsup
 

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I'll bet they're a great driver. They can shoulder check and watch where they are going at the same time.
 
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If one wants to get a clit piercing and the other does not, who decides?
 

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If you drilled them, would it be a 3 way? 2.5 way?
 

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It would take four dicks to make them air tight. :hmm
 

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Do they come at the same time? Is the man ethically obligated to keep balling them until they both come?
 

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Do they come at the same time? Is the man ethically obligated to keep balling them until they both come?

Or....do they both even feel it? Or is one just sitting there for the show with no finale?
 

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It must suck to be the first one to come, when they masturbate, and have to wait for the other.
 
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Do they have to take the driving exam twice?

Who is on their driving license photo?

I wonder if they've ever mistakenly been run down to the station because they match a description of someone the police are looking for.

Can they enter a three legged race with a prosthetic leg hanging from their belt?

Do they need to make two hair appointments? What does the spare head do when the other head is in the sink getting shampooed at the salon?

I'll bet, at the salon, when one is getting her hair dried and has her hair in the bubble, they have a difficult time chatting.
 
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When one of of them takes a phone call, I'll bet the other one does her best to listen in. You know how chicks are.
 

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Would it be legal for them to drive as long as their BAC was less than 0.16??
 

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If I was one of them and I was pissed off at the other one, I'd get a huge, bushy, permanent.
 

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One could be giving a BJ and the other could toss the salad. :skull:skull:hotdevil
 

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Damn! Is that a vacation on post #5??
 

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My mom had a 2 bodied cow. Was born on their ranch when she was a kid. Had it stuffed, it was always a conversation piece when I had friends over. It got donated to Citrus College, no idea if its still there.

Now imagine a hot chick with 2 bodies. :skull

Geezus these smilies suck. :thumbsdown :grumble: :D

Doesn't appear so. Just sent a tex to my buddy who works there and he's never heard of the cow.
 

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And the wakeboarding nurses thought Bildoe had a hard time with three balls, much less two heads.
 

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How do they sign their name? Abby = left hand, Brittany = right hand? ... or one of them signs both signatures. How would you know who is in control of the writing hand?
 

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How do they sign their name? Abby = left hand, Brittany = right hand? ... or one of them signs both signatures. How would you know who is in control of the writing hand?

Yep left head controls the left side, right head controls the right side, stomach aches are opposite sides, middle body is common feeling according to Wikipedia
 
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