A Vaggot Gets Covid

[regor]

Howard Stern, the shock jock XM radio host, announced on his talk show on Monday that he has COVID-19


Stern, who said his show was supposed to be back on the air last week, stated that he had to take the week off because he got COVID-19 and that he still has it today.


“Finally, it’s not fair, I know, you’re hero wasn’t supposed to get it.,” said Stern.


Stern said he is still testing positive since he first got COVID-19 last week.


Stern said he also is no longer contagious, since it’s been five days from his first COVID positive test.


“It’s impossible that I got COVID,” said Stern. Stern said he hasn’t been anywhere, he went to his mother’s and wore his masks the entire time. He also said he saw his assistant and his driver without a mask and they both tested negative.

Stern said he also gave COVID-19 to his wife, Beth Stern.


“I must thank the scientist who developed the COVID vaccine,” Stern says as he told the story of how bad his COVID has been.

 

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Howard Stern, the shock jock XM radio host, announced on his talk show on Monday that he has COVID-19


Stern, who said his show was supposed to be back on the air last week, stated that he had to take the week off because he got COVID-19 and that he still has it today.


“Finally, it’s not fair, I know, you’re hero wasn’t supposed to get it.,” said Stern.


Stern said he is still testing positive since he first got COVID-19 last week.


Stern said he also is no longer contagious, since it’s been five days from his first COVID positive test.


“It’s impossible that I got COVID,” said Stern. Stern said he hasn’t been anywhere, he went to his mother’s and wore his masks the entire time. He also said he saw his assistant and his driver without a mask and they both tested negative.

Stern said he also gave COVID-19 to his wife, Beth Stern.


“I must thank the scientist who developed the COVID vaccine,” Stern says as he told the story of how bad his COVID has been.

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“I must thank the scientist who developed the COVID vaccine,” Stern says as he suffers from Covid"

 

[Sharky]

Guess Stern did not get his 42nd booster shot.

Every "scientist" will tell you that only getting 41 booster shots is not enough.

 

[4Waters]

Wow, not only did the vax not work but the masks didn't either. Who knew

 

[Sharky]

Wow, not only did the vax not work but the masks didn't either. Who knew

In addition to 42 shots and a piece of cloth or N95 mask (good for drywall sanding, not so good for a virus that is smaller than the mask can filter) you have to social distance. It's gotta be 6 feet!!!!!!!! Not 5 foot 8 inches. Not 48". Not 5 foot 11&3/4"

It must be 6 feet!!!!!! And, you have to be standing on a sticker or big "X"

I'd bet Stern was standing at 5 foot & 62/64 inches away from someone. That's what did him in.

He should follow professional medical advice and use a ventilator. That cures the chyna virus.

 

[500bbc]

In addition to 42 shots and a piece of cloth or N95 mask (good for drywall sanding, not so good for a virus that is smaller than the mask can filter) you have to social distance. It's gotta be 6 feet!!!!!!!! Not 5 foot 8 inches. Not 48". Not 5 foot 11&3/4"

It must be 6 feet!!!!!! And, you have to be standing on a sticker or big "X"

I'd bet Stern was standing at 5 foot & 62/64 inches away from someone. That's what did him in.

He should follow professional medical advice and use a ventilator. That cures the chyna virus.

He needs way more therapy than he's received to date...

 

[timstoy]

The gift that keeps on giving! I'm not supposed to get Covid 19,but I did. What a tool!

 

[500bbc]

The gift that keeps on giving! I'm not supposed to get Covid 19,but I did. What a tool!

Wonder how many boosters that hypochondriac has had?

 

[Doc]

Wonder how many boosters that hypochondriac has had?

Everyone they offer plus the flu shot i bet.

 

[Luvnlife]

Fuck him he’s just trying to stir the pot. He has allergies or the the common cold. “Oh look at me a so called celebrity that has the common cold” FUCK YOU

 

[sprintcvx]

I can't believe I used to like that guy..

 

[17 10 Flat]

Wonder how many boosters that hypochondriac has had?

Stern should do a Pfizer commercial with Kelce the chiefs receiver.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Stern should do a Pfizer commercial with Kelce the chiefs receiver.

He’s be pissed the only gave him $500k and Kielce $20m

 

[17 10 Flat]

He’s be pissed the only gave him $500k and Kielce $20m

Kelce gets extra cause Taylor gives it to him in the butt. Allegedly...

 

[stokerwhore]

did that piece of shit just call himself a hero??!!! FUCK THAT CLOWN.

 

[LazyLavey]

I hate people I dont like

 

[Racey]

Television is dead, and so is Stern's radio show.

He traded all of his chips for TV celebrity right as TV was done, and now he will spend his final years fading into obscurity just like Larry King who he used to make fun of.

Good riddance.

 

[Gelcoater]

did that piece of shit just call himself a hero??!!! FUCK THAT CLOWN.

I remember when he used to refer to Stuttering John as Hero of the Stupid...

Television is dead, and so is Stern's radio show.

He traded all of his chips for TV celebrity right as TV was done, and now he will spend his final years fading into obscurity just like Larry King who he used to make fun of.

Good riddance.

I remember when Howard referred to himself as...
The King of all media