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Howard Stern, the shock jock XM radio host, announced on his talk show on Monday that he has COVID-19


Stern, who said his show was supposed to be back on the air last week, stated that he had to take the week off because he got COVID-19 and that he still has it today.


ā€œFinally, itā€™s not fair, I know, youā€™re hero wasnā€™t supposed to get it.,ā€ said Stern.


Stern said he is still testing positive since he first got COVID-19 last week.


Stern said he also is no longer contagious, since itā€™s been five days from his first COVID positive test.


ā€œItā€™s impossible that I got COVID,ā€ said Stern. Stern said he hasnā€™t been anywhere, he went to his motherā€™s and wore his masks the entire time. He also said he saw his assistant and his driver without a mask and they both tested negative.

Stern said he also gave COVID-19 to his wife, Beth Stern.


ā€œI must thank the scientist who developed the COVID vaccine,ā€ Stern says as he told the story of how bad his COVID has been.

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Howard Stern, the shock jock XM radio host, announced on his talk show on Monday that he has COVID-19


Stern, who said his show was supposed to be back on the air last week, stated that he had to take the week off because he got COVID-19 and that he still has it today.


ā€œFinally, itā€™s not fair, I know, youā€™re hero wasnā€™t supposed to get it.,ā€ said Stern.


Stern said he is still testing positive since he first got COVID-19 last week.


Stern said he also is no longer contagious, since itā€™s been five days from his first COVID positive test.


ā€œItā€™s impossible that I got COVID,ā€ said Stern. Stern said he hasnā€™t been anywhere, he went to his motherā€™s and wore his masks the entire time. He also said he saw his assistant and his driver without a mask and they both tested negative.

Stern said he also gave COVID-19 to his wife, Beth Stern.


ā€œI must thank the scientist who developed the COVID vaccine,ā€ Stern says as he told the story of how bad his COVID has been.

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ā€œI must thank the scientist who developed the COVID vaccine,ā€ Stern says as he suffers from Covid"
 

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Wow, not only did the vax not work but the masks didn't either. Who knew šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

In addition to 42 shots and a piece of cloth or N95 mask (good for drywall sanding, not so good for a virus that is smaller than the mask can filter) you have to social distance. It's gotta be 6 feet!!!!!!!! Not 5 foot 8 inches. Not 48". Not 5 foot 11&3/4"

It must be 6 feet!!!!!! And, you have to be standing on a sticker or big "X"

I'd bet Stern was standing at 5 foot & 62/64 inches away from someone. That's what did him in.

He should follow professional medical advice and use a ventilator. That cures the chyna virus.
 

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In addition to 42 shots and a piece of cloth or N95 mask (good for drywall sanding, not so good for a virus that is smaller than the mask can filter) you have to social distance. It's gotta be 6 feet!!!!!!!! Not 5 foot 8 inches. Not 48". Not 5 foot 11&3/4"

It must be 6 feet!!!!!! And, you have to be standing on a sticker or big "X"

I'd bet Stern was standing at 5 foot & 62/64 inches away from someone. That's what did him in.

He should follow professional medical advice and use a ventilator. That cures the chyna virus.
He needs way more therapy than he's received to date...
 

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Television is dead, and so is Stern's radio show.

He traded all of his chips for TV celebrity right as TV was done, and now he will spend his final years fading into obscurity just like Larry King who he used to make fun of.

Good riddance.
 

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did that piece of shit just call himself a hero??!!! FUCK THAT CLOWN.
I remember when he used to refer to Stuttering John as Hero of the Stupid...
Television is dead, and so is Stern's radio show.

He traded all of his chips for TV celebrity right as TV was done, and now he will spend his final years fading into obscurity just like Larry King who he used to make fun of.

Good riddance.
I remember when Howard referred to himself as...
The King of all media šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
 
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