a real friend

[mrs flyin vee]

can someone please explain to me what it is a " REAL FREIND "

I would love to hear what you all have to say about this..
:hmm

 

[ROZ]

can someone please explain to me what it is a " REAL FREIND "

I would love to hear what you all have to say about this..
:hmm

What the hell is a freind?


Well, for one she'd swallow. :beer

 

[mrs flyin vee]

What the hell is a freind?


Well, for one she'd swallow. :beer

 

[BadBlown572]

1) Someone that will drop anything that they are doing and come help you in your time of need.

2) Someone who will stick by your side through thick & thin.

3) Someone who will be sitting by your side in jail and saying "Damn, we fucked up."

 

[Riodog]

A friend is someone that'll come bail you out at 3 am and not ask 'when ya gonna pay me back"?
Rio

 

[TBI]

Anybody with a bag of weed

 

[ROZ]

Anybody with a bag of weed

It's 420 somewhere in the world

 

[Long Way Home]

can someone please explain to me what it is a " REAL FREIND "

I would love to hear what you all have to say about this..
:hmm

Here you go....

A REAL FRIEND

Anyone can stand by you when you are right...
but a real friend stands by you when you're wrong.

A simple friend identifies himself when he calls...
a real friend dosen't have to.

A simple friend opens a conversation with a
full news bulletin on his life...
a real friend says "Whats new with you?"

A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are new...
A real friend says
"You've whined about the same thing for years,
get off your duff and do something about it!!

A simple friend had never seen you cry...
a real friend has soggy shoulders from your tears.

A simple friend dosen't know your parents first names...
a real friend has their number in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party...
a real friend comes early to help cook,
and stays late to help clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed...
a real friend asks why you took so long to call?

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems...
a real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history...
a real friend could black mail you with it,
but of course would not!!

A simple friend acts like a guest when visiting...
a real friend helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over after you have an arguement...
a real friend knows it is not a friendship till you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to be there for them...
a real friend expects to always be there for you!!

 

[HDD]

can someone please explain to me what it is a " REAL FREIND "

I would love to hear what you all have to say about this..
:hmm

My Bro RD!

 

[RiverDave]

can someone please explain to me what it is a " REAL FREIND "

I would love to hear what you all have to say about this..
:hmm

Stands by yourside whether your right or wrong.

RD

 

[Racey]

plain and simple, a mutual and high level of trust in each other makes a real friend.

 

[Retired Member]

Stands by yourside whether your right or wrong.

RD

But, sets your ass staight when the incident is over.

 

[RiverDave]

But, sets your ass staight when the incident is over.

How come I'm getting some eerie feeling like I'm about to have an incident? But I have no clue what it's about?

RD

 

[Flying_Lavey]

How come I'm getting some eerie feeling like I'm about to have an incident? But I have no clue what it's about?

RD

Dave, you're a walking incident! lol!

 

[WTRR]

A real friend is one of the rarest things in the world.

Consider yourself very lucky to have one.

 

[420HOA]

It's 420 somewhere in the world

Thats how I see it !:beer

 

[coz]

Anybody with a bag of weed

A friend for life for sure :beer

 

[Outdrive1]

A real friend is person you can call anytime, day or night, and tell them anything, and they will ask what they can do for you.

I'm lucky because I have a few of those people in my life.

 

[OGShocker]

A friend will tell you when you have a bugger showing.



A "true friend" will let you walk around all day with it and make fun of you at the bar at night.

 

[mrs. bordsmnj]

Someone who does not judge you for your mistakes and has unconditional love for you. :beer

 

[OGShocker]

Someone who does not judge you for your mistakes and has unconditional love for you. :beer

Oh for Christ's sake, Shut up!:skull



:joke
We miss you! Hope to see you guys soon!

 

[atomickitn]

real friends accept you for who you are and not who you are not...and never judge you...:beer

 

[Lavey5150]

Anybody with a bag of weed

Yeah, and not that schwag crap..................

 

[HavasuHank]

Here you go....

A REAL FRIEND

Anyone can stand by you when you are right...
but a real friend stands by you when you're wrong.

A simple friend identifies himself when he calls...
a real friend dosen't have to.

A simple friend opens a conversation with a
full news bulletin on his life...
a real friend says "Whats new with you?"

A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are new...
A real friend says
"You've whined about the same thing for years,
get off your duff and do something about it!!

A simple friend had never seen you cry...
a real friend has soggy shoulders from your tears.

A simple friend dosen't know your parents first names...
a real friend has their number in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party...
a real friend comes early to help cook,
and stays late to help clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed...
a real friend asks why you took so long to call?

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems...
a real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history...
a real friend could black mail you with it,
but of course would not!!

A simple friend acts like a guest when visiting...
a real friend helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over after you have an arguement...
a real friend knows it is not a friendship till you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to be there for them...
a real friend expects to always be there for you!!

pretty much............

i can count on one hand how many true friends i have. is that a good thing or a bad thing?

 

[wUTwZAT]

1) Someone that will drop anything that they are doing and come help you in your time of need.

2) Someone who will stick by your side through thick & thin.

3) Someone who will be sitting by your side in jail and saying "Damn, we fucked up."

1 and 2 are a friend,
# 3 is a real friend!​

 

[adam@wired]

SOME ONE WHO GOES OUT AND GETS TWO BLOW JOBS AND COMES BACK AND GIVES YOU ONE:lmao:lmao:joke

 

[YoPengo]

:beer

 

[Chico&Zeus]

"A friend will be there when you get a divorce...
A real friend will help you dispose of the body!"

 

[Tom Brown]

Real friend definitions:

RiverDave: Anyone who's posts you feel you can wholesale delete to socially engineer the feelings of another real friend. .... since he would let someone do that to him.

Jet Bitch Brian: A person whom you repeatedly infract, when you're not filling his inbox with obese pornography.

Kim Hanson: John Labatt.

Rexone: Is unsure but suspects it's not Boats 'n Blondes.

Photo Chick: Any animal above humans on the food chain.

Ratso: Ovaries and huge, silicone tits.

Forensic: PHP

OGShocker: Free time, although he has not yet met this friend.

Mrs bordsmnj: Everyone. Try as she might, she is incapable of not befriending everyone she meets.

Canuck1: Has no friends, nor does he know anyone who is real.

 

[OGShocker]

SOME ONE WHO GOES OUT AND GETS TWO BLOW JOBS AND COMES BACK AND GIVES YOU ONE:lmao:lmao:joke

That is a buddy, Buddy!oint

 

[frogII]

one or two good friends are nice

My dad always said; "you want to have at least six good friends before you die"

 

[Lue]

True friends will come to your aid when in need. If you're a true friend yourself, you will help your friends when they're in need.

I have been blessed on this front actually.

There's an old saying in a Spanish song that says, "While you're in jail or a hospital bed it's your friends that will visit you".

I don't know how the fuck jail got to be a part of that but, I like to think of jail equaling distress. LOL. :beer

 

[TBI]

True friends will come to your aid when in need. If you're a true friend yourself, you will help your friends when they're in need.

I have been blessed on this front actually.

There's an old saying in a Spanish song that says, "While you're in jail or a hospital bed it's your friends that will visit you".

I don't know how the fuck jail got to be a part of that but, I like to think of jail equaling distress. LOL. :beer

You don't know how jail got to be a part of a Spanish tune?

.....dumbass oint



I'll write you a song if I can come up with a word that rhymes with lawnmower

 

[Lue]

You don't know how jail got to be a part of a Spanish tune?



.....dumbass oint

I'll write you a song if I can come up with a word that rhymes with lawnmower

LOL.....I said Spanish song......not rap fucker. :skull

Sup Bilgester, how are you doing brother?

Say man, how is moms doing? Hope she's getting better. :beer

 

[TBI]

LOL.....I said Spanish song......not rap fucker. :skull

Sup Bilgester, how are you doing brother?

Say man, how is moms doing? Hope she's getting better. :beer

She's getting better slowly but surely, thanks Lue :thumbsup

As of yesterday I only have to give her one I.V. a day - (as opposed to one every eight hours)

 

[Photo Chick]

Someone who does not judge you for your mistakes and has unconditional love for you. :beer

real friends accept you for who you are and not who you are not...and never judge you...:beer

The two above are perfect answers!!:thumbsup

Real friend definitions:

RiverDave: Anyone who's posts you feel you can wholesale delete to socially engineer the feelings of another real friend. .... since he would let someone do that to him.

Jet Bitch Brian: A person whom you repeatedly infract, when you're not filling his inbox with obese pornography.

Kim Hanson: John Labatt.

Rexone: Is unsure but suspects it's not Boats 'n Blondes.

Photo Chick: Any animal above humans on the food chain.

Ratso: Ovaries and huge, silicone tits.

Forensic: PHP

OGShocker: Free time, although he has not yet met this friend.

Mrs bordsmnj: Everyone. Try as she might, she is incapable of not befriending everyone she meets.

Canuck1: Has no friends, nor does he know anyone who is real.

and some below the food chain!