50 things no Man over 40 should own

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http://bestlifeonline.com/50-items-no-man-in-40s-should-own/

 

[pronstar]

I stopped after #3...if I stopped wearing flip flops, I'd have no shoes LOL

 

[SBMech]

Uhh. WTF?

Someone yank the authors man card, he's definitely a weenie bumper. No shot glasses? Dude is def a try hard.

A lot I do agree with though...who owns a scooter at 40+ that is not for his kid?

Modern fashionista pussy shit. I am always a fan of you do you, I'll do me. Don't like it? GTFO.

 

[Advantage 1]

I have a hoodie... I'm out on #1.

 

[DWC]

No RDP hoodie, RDP Hat or flip flops kills a ton of my daily shit. That may be an issue.
I’m winding down on the black eyes and Gamer injuries. Just a few more games of Madden and BJJ left in these hands.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

I agree with 1/3 of those. The others are rediculous.

The author sounds like a yuppie hipster that rides his bike from his apartment to his office.

 

[Stainless]

I still have an AOL email. Old habits die hard.

 

[GRADS]

Pizza rolls, flip flops, hoodies, ball caps......that's my life in a nutshell and I'm 48. That story is Fake News.

 

[pronstar]

I still have an AOL email. Old habits die hard.

Are you in the witness protection program?

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Pizza rolls, flip flops, hoodies, ball caps......that's my life in a nutshell and I'm 48. That story is Fake News.

That story is not even news to be faked

 

[FreeBird236]

Looks like some of that stuff nobody should own.

 

[941Punk]

42 going on 22....

I'm guilty of #1,2,3,6,13,14,16,18,20,24,30,33,35,42

 

[Ziggy]

I agree with 1/3 of those. The others are rediculous.

The author sounds like a yuppie hipster that rides his bike from his apartment to his office.

To me the author sounds like someone selling shit on each of his links

 

[pwerwagn]

It mentions all that bullshit but doesn’t shut down man buns???

Horseshit.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

It mentions all that bullshit but doesn’t shut down man buns???

Horseshit.

Because he had one while writing the article... which he put in his messenger bag for his ride to work.

 

[28skater]

33 who dates girls their own age any more? In the boating community?

 

[was thatguy]

Sorry, but that is the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.

 

[4Waters]

Because he had one while writing the article... which he put in his messenger bag for his ride to work.

You left out: after leaving his parents house

 

[4Waters]

I'm guessing no one over 12 should have themed bed sheets, and flip flops are on my feet 9mos out of the year.

 

[Dalton]

for sure written by someone from a very boring state

 

[Sleek-Jet]

I agree on the hoodie thing... Hate 'em.

 

[Stainless]

I agree on the hoodie thing... Hate 'em.

I wonder if he meant wearing a hoodie when it’s above 80 degrees?


As for flip flops he forgot to add as long as you have a pedi. No full curl toe nails with flops.

 

[Stainless]

Are you in the witness protection program?

I have several email addys with different domains but never shut Aol off.

 

[RitcheyRch]

Me too

I have a hoodie... I'm out on #1.

 

[copterzach]

My wife barely missed the Clinton years. I am 43 and she is 29


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[Tank]

I'm glad this was posted. I read this article before and it comes off super judgy and elitist. Oh, and I'm a huge offender to this guy.

1) I have like 5 pairs of flip flops (I live at the fuckin' beach!)
2) I have a Barrett hoodie (it's warm!)
3) I have shot glasses (every house-hold should have a set of shot glasses, we're not barbarians)
4) I have an aol email (why hatin' on AOL? Aint broke, don't fix it)
5) I have lots of stories involving jail cells...obviously
6) I have like 8 baseball hats (all boating related and they keep the sun off my bald head, oh, and the author recommends a fedora instead of a base ball hat...Know how I know he's a douche bag? yea, that's how
7) Frozen pizza rolls (kids love em...so does the wife actually)
8) Unstamped passport? (My passport is actually stamped all over Europe but what a pretensions asshole, elitist, judgmental thing to say)
9) We have buddies couch surf all the time.

I will say you can tell this guy lives alone and is most likely not over 40, or 30. If you have kids, which is something you most likely DO own over 40 lol, you most likely own many of the things on this list. I think what the author was trying to get at is dudes over 40 that think their still 21 and trying really hard to live in the past. But the article is still hugely pretentious and douchy.

I like SBmech's take on it...You do you, I'll do me. All good.

 

[jetboatperformance]

Holy Crap I need to see if My Xmas presents ... new Jug of Patron, new Handgun, Beef Jerkey pack , Girls gone Wild 17' Cd and My blown Jet boat are on that list ?

 

[Cole Trickle]

I'm pretty safe on the list aside from the hoodie,flip flops, shot glasses and jail stories...lol

I typically only wear hoodies when it's cold and I only wear flip flops when it's hot and I'm at the beach or river......They hurt my back and knees and I hate having cold feet

I quit doing shots probably 4 years ago now but I do have shot glasses for other people that haven't figured out there a bad idea yet...haha

 

[530RL]

It mentions all that bullshit but doesn’t shut down man buns???

Horseshit.

LOL,

My wife says they aren't man buns, they are douche knots......

 

[milkmoney]

My wife barely missed the Clinton years. I am 43 and she is 29


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[nameisbond]

Since a passport is required to enter the USA from Canada. I have one and since the US doesn't stamp them unless you ask. Its stamp free.

 

[H20 Toie]

That guys an idiot, or never been around boats, how the heck can flip flops be on the list, and young girlfriend, shit my wife is young and my girlfriend is even younger
and shot glasses, maybe this guy just sits at home on his computer sure doesn't sound like he has a life

 

[pronstar]

Men over 40 shouldn't read advise columns written by millennials [emoji106]


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[spectra3279]

I think this guy either still lives in mommies basement or her garage.

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[Dalton]

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[nowski]

A must have on the list if you launch out of Katherine's landing is the scooter. I ride that thing from the upper parking lot down the launch and right into the water. I fold it up, jump in the boat, store it under the seat and tell the wife lets blow this taco stand...

 

[Cdog]

I'm pretty safe on the list aside from the hoodie,flip flops, shot glasses and jail stories...lol

I typically only wear hoodies when it's cold and I only wear flip flops when it's hot and I'm at the beach or river......They hurt my back and knees and I hate having cold feet

I quit doing shots probably 4 years ago now but I do have shot glasses for other people that haven't figured out there a bad idea yet...haha

Haha! Yep. If I have a shot now days it’s whiskey out of a cocktail glass.

List was done by a tard.

No man over 40 should own a jersey shirt with another mans name on it. Lol!

 

[TBI]

A lot I do agree with though...who owns a scooter at 40+ that is not for his kid?

 

[DaveC]

I sort of agree with the no shot glass deal.

I stopped using them years ago. Too small. I graduated to the high baller glass instead. It has great capacity. Just fill up that bad boy and go.

I still have the shot glass but they are collecting dust.

 

[Bigbore500r]

Well shit, #1, 2 and 3 are pretty much my life. Plus no shot glasses?

 

[Kachina26]

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That chick is batshit crazy.

 

[Mini Kat]

I stopped after #3...if I stopped wearing flip flops, I'd have no shoes LOL

 

[Mini Kat]

That guys an idiot, or never been around boats, how the heck can flip flops be on the list, and young girlfriend, shit my wife is young and my girlfriend is even younger
and shot glasses, maybe this guy just sits at home on his computer sure doesn't sound like he has a life

LOVE IT.

 

[Meaney77]

Is it possible for #3 the author is getting confused with these??? Cuz I would agree no grown man should wear these!!

 

[HighRoller]

I think this guy either still lives in mommies basement or her garage.

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Would be fascinating to forward this Email to an FBI profiler.

"Johnson. Take a look at this.."

"Lemme see. Ah yess. Early 40's, early male pattern baldness, wears one of those beanie caps that looks like a gorilla crapped on your head. Too broke to own an Xbox or any alcohol to put in said shot glass. Hasn't trimmed toenails since Bush was president. (H.W. Bush) Never been in jail because he doesn't have any friends, roomates, a car, money, social life or the balls to get in a fight. Wears Aqua Velva aftershave bought with the money he got from selling his collection of velcro chain wallets, speedos, bowling shoes, funny ties and bottle openers on ebay. Used to spend hours in AOL chat rooms, Tinder and RDP until being banned for life from the internet. Since moving back into his Mom's house his friends moved out and left him with a mattress and DNA stained Lord of the Rings comforter. The upside is that she does his laundry and he never has to eat pizza rolls."

"No wonder Bernie Sanders has so many supporters."