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If Paul could sell my 210 I could pick up the deck boat. Bumpin system, and fast enough to blow tops right off the unwilling :D
Is this for actual 4th or weekend before or following the 4th.

Before I couldn’t do, June 29th is when we have our annual 4th party this year

Run my boat Tim..

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Let’s just make sure Neil, aka “young Dave” doesn’t get too hammered and end up behind a bush puking and ruining the content we all need to see!


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Let’s just make sure Neil, aka “young Dave” doesn’t get too hammered and end up behind a bush puking and ruining the content we all need to see!


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He got it done before that.. lol.

Don’t judge!
 

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Sheesh I guess this is the old man's website. Back in the swingin, hot boat, hot wife, runin it hard, dog strokin, red room, parker flotilla, dam run days this would have never gone to page 2 without being resolved....wish I still had my boat :cool:
 

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Sheesh I guess this is the old man's website. Back in the swingin, hot boat, hot wife, runin it hard, dog strokin, red room, parker flotilla, dam run days this would have never gone to page 2 without being resolved....wish I still had my boat :cool:
Word......I mean WYRD......ahhhh, the good ole days. :D
 

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If Paul could sell my 210 I could pick up the deck boat. Bumpin system, and fast enough to blow tops right off the unwilling :D
Is this for actual 4th or weekend before or following the 4th.

Before I couldn’t do, June 29th is when we have our annual 4th party this year
Shhhh. I want people to forget about that boat until I’m in a position to buy it.
 

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Sheesh I guess this is the old man's website. Back in the swingin, hot boat, hot wife, runin it hard, dog strokin, red room, parker flotilla, dam run days this would have never gone to page 2 without being resolved....wish I still had my boat :cool:

For real. 60 posts and not one real taker on this. What is this world coming to???
 

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How could you consider anyone else other than Dan for this assignment? :cool:


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So during Memorial Day a thread was posted about some of the hot chick pics going on during memorial and there wasn’t many on here.

Well that kinda pissed me off and I am a bit of a problem solver soooo..

I know this guy out of Vegas named Neil. Well Neil is the kinda guy that parties and doesn’t give a shit who knows it. Lol

Incidentally he is the one that brought the “I showed my tits at Desert Storm” hats that were incredibly popular (and earned) all weekend long.

Being Im married with 3 kids, I’m not sure I’m the right guy to be going and doing some of this shit anymore.

However Neil is completely “game on” and currently producing “rdp” - pasties and “I showed my tits to rdp” hats and...

Well you get the idea. Lol. Originally the plan was to send him out for titty shots and do a password protected forum with them. After some thoughts on that and legalities etc.. I have come to the conclusion pastie shots would be more preferable. That said the other pics etc, wel we can play that loop and video st parties in the garage or something I dunno.

Now to the opportunity.. I need someone to take one for the team here and haul (what I’m quite sure will be) drunk ass Neil and a couple hot chicks around in a boat. The boat will be temporarily branded “rdp”. And I’ll make it worth someone’s while!

Basically we are looking for a young single guy that won’t end up divorced in this scenario.. or perhaps a guy my age that isn’t happy in his marriage and wouldn’t mind a bunch of boobs in his face all day. Or hell if you are a young swinger couple that is of that variety (no judging here!). Then this might be for you!

Preferably a boat that can carry some ass and has a decent stereo. (Decent by my standards)

I can all but guarantee you that this person will get laid if they should so choose too.

All booze / fuel / etc will be taken care of.

If all else fails I’m gonna hire a USCG captain and send his ass in my Hallett.
 

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I'd do it if I were anywhere near the area, but unfortunately not.
 

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I'd do it if I were anywhere near the area, but unfortunately not.
What, a 1000 mile drive would stop you? Damn, there was a time I'd drive that far to race. I have two very convincing things stopping me: Lack of a nice boat, and a wife that is a very good shot:eek:
 

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I'd be all over this but..... I don't go anywhere near the water on a holiday; I'd have to be a DD and I don't think I could put up with all the drunken BS while staying sober; I don't want my boat fucked up :)
 

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What, a 1000 mile drive would stop you? Damn, there was a time I'd drive that far to race. I have two very convincing things stopping me: Lack of a nice boat, and a wife that is a very good shot:eek:
No, but a 1000 mile drive after what I'm sure will be an 80+ hr work week that's following a 70+ hr work week will. Call me lazy, but I have a perfectly good lake and river right here. Next summer I'll be out that way at least once for sure.
 

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I tried "liking" this thread more than once, but I couldn't. Although I am a middle age old fart, I still love a girl in pasties, gstrings etc and like seeing it on the lake!

Dave, I would be down there in a minute if I could even though not single, my wife would hang out too and hand out pasties. Sounds like fun to me :D Fuck I'm a pervert. Oh and we are not swingers, but have put together some bikini parties for Malibu Strings and don't mind being around that stuff ;)

I can talk to my good buddy who owns Malibu Strings and see if I can get the girls some matching thongs etc if would like? He occasionally does printed ones with company names on them. I could look in to RDP gstrings/thong bikinis as well. I promise no Grad's sizes.
 
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Damn back in the hot boat days this would have been handled on page 1. Now we are the older, tamer crowd.
 

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If this thread doesn't clarify the demographic of this website I don't know what would.
 

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Partying is still alive and well.. just depends on who and where you are hanging out.

I saw a ton of tittys when Neil came into the after party with those god damn hats. Lol. I was like “dude! This ain’t that kinda gig!” Neil toned it down.. but I gotta admit he left with no hats sooo. He did it when I wasn’t lookin.

Like I said he parties and doesn’t give a shit who knows it. (Even at my gig)
I think I'm proud:D....still pondering:p
Yeah, I'm good with it:cool:
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Dammit if i wasnt in new york id be all over this......but there is this old guy I would Volunteer @PayDayClub go get it pops!
 

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I cant believe there are no solid takers! I guess we are all married with children. Man how times change!
 

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Honestly, I think Dave would be too shy.
:p
And he had the audacity to ask if my wife earned her hat:rolleyes::D:p:D
He was just playing dumb because he missed it.Im sure he was hoping for round 2
 

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I can only fit 5 in my boat...or I'd be all over it. :mad::cool::p
 
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