You guys are gonna have to work pretty hard...

[PlumLoco]

. . . top the funny crap that resulted from that animal lover Rivertard. Craziness just seems to follow this guy wherever he goes. But someone else is gonna have to tell you the story. Cuz without some pics you guys are never gonna believe this shit.

 

[Sharp Shooter]

. . . top the funny crap that resulted from that animal lover Rivertard. Craziness just seems to follow this guy wherever he goes. But someone else is gonna have to tell you the story. Cuz without some pics you guys are never gonna believe this shit.

So you're just wasting everyone's time? SPILL IT!!!!!:smackbum:

 

[PlumLoco]

Lemme wait and see if some of the guilty parties want to 'fess up. And I know this thread is useless without pics, but trust me there are lots of those. :skull

 

[scottietwohoty]

Waiting.....

 

[RitcheyRch]

Anxiously awaiting pictures and the story.

 

[Carlson-jet]

LOL... I like this type of thread... Thanks for posting. :skull

 

[TBI]

I'm gonna delete this bullshit :thumbsdown

 

[PlumLoco]

Here ya go

no nudity on the site, or links to it..

Especially not a bunch of naked dudes.. WTF?

RD

 

[scottietwohoty]

That's just WRONG!!! :drunkarty2:

 

[kvannice]

Don't know any of these guys, but needed a great laugh this morning, thank you!!!

 

[TBI]

 

[OCMerrill]

Exactly. :boobeyes::boobeyes::boobeyes:

 

[TomD]

Yes, Oh Yes!

 

[460]

Note to self.

Dont ever go to the stretch of the river. uke: Might see something that leaves you scared for life.

 

[linus3]

Fargin wierdos.........:thumbsdown

 

[Outlaw]

now here an image burnt into my mind, Illegal aliens??

no nudity on the site..

RD

 

[coz]

now here an image burnt into my mind, Illegal aliens??

No m'fn nudity!! LOL..

This is very disturbing, what part of the river are the guys on? I hope nowhere near us or any RDP'ers. Where the hell are their clothes? from the looks of those dudes they need help bigtime...physically & mentally

 

[Sharp Shooter]

The photochops that come from this will be epic.

 

[Buoy]

I really hope that alcohol was involved.

Large quantities of alcohol.

 

[Tommy Gun Images]

The rancher that owns that cow probably would have shot they're dumb asses....

 

[TBI]

Looks like a Jack Links commercial

 

[74 HOWARD 21RC]

I really hope that alcohol was involved.

Large quantities of alcohol.

Yes,when your hanging with rivertard 99.9%there is alcohol is involved.

 

[OCMerrill]

The movie Deliverance comes to mind.


WTF is going on around here?

 

[coz]

I really hope that alcohol was involved.

Large quantities of alcohol.

Dude! I've been going to the river for 35 years and consummed LARGE ammounts of alcohol in that time and I have to say I never wanted to run around with a couple of dudes and a cow naked....ever!

 

[PlumLoco]

Hey TBI -- hope I didn't disappoint you too much. Good things come to those who wait huh? Aside from the cow surviving though, I'm not sure that any of the rest of this is a good thing.

 

[milkmoney]

if that was one of my cows, i would of shot all of you, except rivertard(mike) i would of bought him a case of his favorite beer..

 

[OCMerrill]

Hey TBI -- hope I didn't disappoint you too much. Good things come to those who wait huh? Aside from the cow surviving though, I'm not sure that any of the rest of this is a good thing.

You remember Boats and Blondes? BNB2000? and how ever many names he had?

TBI banned him and he NEVER posted shit like this.

 

[454Rocket]

Don't know any of these guys, but needed a great laugh this morning, thank you!!!

I don't know any of them anymore... lol.

"WTF" is an understatement uke:

 

[Luckie Stiff]

if that was one of my cows, i would of shot all of you, except rivertard(mike) i would of bought him a case of his favorite beer..

Milky,
That cow was stranded on some rocks, the shore where she was stranded was all rocky and at a killer slope. I put on my life jacket and floated her down river about 2 miles to that beach. The rancher thanked me profusely and said he was gonna let her rest and come back for her later. By the time the rodeo happened my boat had taken a shit and I was back at camp, I'm still not sure what to think.
Skip

 

[rivermobster]

Can you say...

"jet boaters"?

 

[Buoy]

Dude! I've been going to the river for 35 years and consummed LARGE ammounts of alcohol in that time and I have to say I never wanted to run around with a couple of dudes and a cow naked....ever!

I have yet to go to the river. Still kinda new out here, and the boat is in pieces.

Fully agree, I've never had the desire to get naked and chase a cow, no matter how much I had to drink... And I grew up in OHIO.

 

[paradise]

Milky,
That cow was stranded on some rocks, the shore where she was stranded was all rocky and at a killer slope. I put on my life jacket and floated her down river about 2 miles to that beach. The rancher thanked me profusely and said he was gonna let her rest and come back for her later. By the time the rodeo happened my boat had taken a shit and I was back at camp, I'm still not sure what to think.
Skip

Good job saving the cow, go kick the other guys' asses...
________
STARCRAFT 2 REPLAYS

 

[milkmoney]

Milky,
That cow was stranded on some rocks, the shore where she was stranded was all rocky and at a killer slope. I put on my life jacket and floated her down river about 2 miles to that beach. The rancher thanked me profusely and said he was gonna let her rest and come back for her later. By the time the rodeo happened my boat had taken a shit and I was back at camp, I'm still not sure what to think.
Skip

ok i will buy you a beer also, the rancher made his statement to excatly what i was saying in other words. a mans livestock is his bread and butter, so from a retired dairyman i say thank you for helping the rancher out, i would still shoot them naked wanabe cowboys, thay r just lucky that they didnt get kicked in the junk,, oh fyi cows kick to the side and horses kick to the rear..

 

[BarryMac]

Can you say...

"jet boaters"?

Shit like that makes me wanna buy a whacker... Disturbing at it's best...

 

[kahon]

Those guys got way to much time on there hands.It was funny.:lmao

 

[RiverDave]

I could see the humor in trying to ride the cow... Hell I could even see the "one guy" in the group... "That guy" doing it naked..

But a bunch of dudes (with no chicks) stripping down and chasing a cow around is..... I don't even know what that is.. wTF?


Either way, I don't want to see nudity on the site.. let alone naked dudes, that sux.

I think some of ya are making a bigger deal out of it then it is though..


On that note.. LOL I still don't get the multiple dudes naked part.. makes me wonder what happened after they got bored with the cow?

RD

 

[OCMerrill]

Shit like that makes me wanna buy a whacker... Disturbing at it's best...

Nice. :thumbsup Maybe you just don't want to go where jet boats can.

Parker is to busy for that kind of shit to go on.

 

[PlumLoco]

Rivertard boats up to me and Hallet Dave standing on the beach and says "Hey you guys are animal lovers right?"

I had NO idea he would find some

Please note Dave and I NEVER left our boats and kept a good distance aways.

 

[Advantage 1]

Wow! I remember how I acted when I had my first beer! Are these the same kind of people who use the term "Bro's before Ho's" too? HA HA HA!

 

[WTRR]

I never realized the Colorado River ran through Kentucky.

 

[Outlaw]

I could see the humor in trying to ride the cow... Hell I could even see the "one guy" in the group... "That guy" doing it naked..

But a bunch of dudes (with no chicks) stripping down and chasing a cow around is..... I don't even know what that is.. wTF?


Either way, I don't want to see nudity on the site.. let alone naked dudes, that sux.

I think some of ya are making a bigger deal out of it then it is though..


On that note.. LOL I still don't get the multiple dudes naked part.. makes me wonder what happened after they got bored with the cow?

RD

Sorry about the nudity, I figured that one dude had enough fur to count as clothing

 

[Member: 71]

:headscratch:

 

[Guest]

Hey Dave.....is this ...naked cowplay part of this .."River Awareness" you speak of?.....:nono

 

[TBI]

Brokeback River

 

[BoatCop]

We got a call from a concerned citizen about that cow yesterday. As if we could do anything about it. I told the Deputy down there to cruise around the farms south of Cibola and find out who had cows and have the owner go out and get it.

I had no idea that RDPers would be trying to turn the situation into a beastiality lesson.

 

[Brad @ SCJB]

the cow was actually from a ranch 60 miles south from where we found it.

 

[coz]

I had no idea that RDPers would be trying to turn the situation into a beastiality lesson.

What did ya think Alan? :headscratch: key word here RDPers arty2:

 

[RiverDave]

We got a call from a concerned citizen about that cow yesterday. As if we could do anything about it. I told the Deputy down there to cruise around the farms south of Cibola and find out who had cows and have the owner go out and get it.

I had no idea that RDPers would be trying to turn the situation into a beastiality lesson.

What did ya think Alan? :headscratch: key word here RDPers arty2:

Key word here SCJB'ers.. (Sorry Brad I couldn't help myself. )

RD

 

[Nord]

So let me get this straight......... there were multiple naked members of this forum that were all riding a cow? WTF? Why?

 

[TBI]

If it had been naked chicks, this would be thread of the year :boobeyes: