Wise Man Said

[stephenkatsea]

If at first you don't succeed, you should probably avoid Sky Diving . . . .

 

[Dan Lorenze]

true story

 

[ltbaney1]

man who sleep with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.

 

[fat rat]

Wise man says Women who fly upside down have hairy crack up!

 

[SoCalDave]

"If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."
However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether.

 

[sirbob]

If at first you don't succeed, you should probably avoid Sky Diving . . . .

Wise man on the ground said of the paratrooper...

I bet he won't try that again!

 

[lbhsbz]

Nothing is so bad that it couldn't be worse

 

[Terry G]

 

[was thatguy]

 

[TPC]

"Forget what hurt you, But never forget what taught you."

 

[TPC]

"If you can't be corrected without being offended, you will never grow"

 

[TPC]

"Never limit your challenges in life. Challenge your limits."

 

[JJ McClure]

May you live in interesting times..

 

[Riverfamlee]

Man who chases car gets exhausted

 

[RitcheyRch]

My grandfather used to say "a stiff dick has no conscience"

 

[JJ McClure]

My grandfather used to say "a stiff dick has no conscience"

Thanks. That explains a lot

 

[Chili Palmer]

Those who forget history are condemned to repeat it.

 

[SBMech]

"Everybody needs to believe in something...I believe it's time for another beer....."

 

[callbob]

When you get old there are 3 things to remember. Never pass up a bathroom, never trust a fart and finally, never waste a hard-on even if you are alone

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

My grandfather used to say "a stiff dick has no conscience"

Thanks. That explains a lot

Sounds like maybe you have a story to tell about the time you met his Grandfather?

 

[Dr Rob]

Sounds like maybe you have a story to tell about the time you met his Grandfather?

There once was a woman from Ku,who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, if they will pay to get in they'll pay to get out of it too.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

Science says during sex, men burn the equivalent calories as they would in running 8 miles.
I've never run 8 miles in one and a half minutes.

 

[gottaminute?]

If at first you don't succeed, you should probably avoid Sky Diving . . . .

my dad always told me...
"elevators smell different to midgets"

 

[was thatguy]

“It is better by noble boldness to run the risk of being subject to half of the evils we anticipate than to remain in cowardly listlessness for fear of what might happen.”
Herodotus

 

[JJ McClure]

Sounds like maybe you have a story to tell about the time you met his Grandfather?

What? Are you new here?

 

[Motor Boater]

Man who walk through airport turn style sideways going to Bangkok!

 

[JB in so cal]

He who falls asleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger

 

[JJ McClure]

He who falls asleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger

Vin has a stinky finger. Homo

 

[BUDMAN]

Man who has hole in pocket, feels cocky

 

[DLC]

 

[lakemadness]

Don't ask questions to answers you don't want.

 

[lakemadness]

Success is similar to being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations but none of them know how many times you got fucked.

 

[farmo83]

The wisest man I've ever known told me this when I was in high school


You know what the difference between rape and sex is ?

Sales

 

[TomD]

How do you know where I'm at, if you don't know where I've been, get where I'm coming from?

 

[was thatguy]

“A slut will screw anybody….a bitch will screw anybody but you…”
Grandpa

 

[OLDRAAT]

Man with hand in pocket, feels cocky all day.

 

[BajaT]

 

[TPC]

"People who say money Can't buy Happiness,,, never had either one"

 

[TPC]

"Keep Hustling until you no longer need to introduce yourself"

 

[farmo83]

"People who say money Can't buy Happiness,,, never had either one"

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy everything else

 

[scouter]

Woman who cook carrots and pees in same pot..... Very unsanitary....

 

[BUDMAN]

Man who stands on toilet, high on pot.

 

[pronstar]

"If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."
However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether.

Make ‘em laugh
Make ‘em breakfast

 

[Riverfamlee]

A wise man once said:

 

[76 Hondo]

 

[Chili Palmer]

It is better to keep your mouth shut and have people doubt your intelligence than open your mouth and completely remove all doubt.

 

[X Hoser]

A Good Lesson is better than Good Advice!

 

[TPC]

A bad experience is better than good advise.

 

[TPC]

The Only People You Owe Your Loyalty To,,, Are The Ones That Never Made You Question Theirs.

 

[oldboatsrule]

A wise man doesn't monkey with another monkeys monkey