Who the F*UCK buys a boat with black interior!?

[Mr. C]

10-4.
Congrats.

 

[FlyByWire]

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More pics!

Here’s the fun one.

The ‘topless significant other on the new boat’ ones get taken on Friday.

 

[4Waters]

Here’s the fun one.

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The ‘topless significant other on the new boat’ ones get taken on Friday.

Well now, can't wait for you to post those ones

 

[FlyByWire]

Well now, can't wait for you to post those ones

Those are only for me.


And my partners at work


And my Facebook friends and IG followers.

 

[River Dirt 2]

Here’s the fun one.

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The ‘topless significant other on the new boat’ ones get taken on Friday.

You will have to put the "ski tow" back in for those shots

 

[rivrrts429]

New Boat Goof’n!

Congrats, that’s a nice boat!!

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

“Itchy Trigger Finger”

“Flogged Daily”

“George Floyd Express”

“I Can’t Drive…55!”

“Pension Tension”

“Beat Ya To It”

 

[Ziggy]

Yeah, just make some Mexican blanket seat covers and call it good.
Did the toon sell or trade it in?
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Pretty Bote btw🫡

 

[OCMerrill]

That thing is a work of art. I absolutely dig the interior colors.

I like...

Shots Fired
Split Second

 

[rivermobster]

Radar love.

That's was the First thing I thought of too. Figured it has to be taken already.

 

[Sleek-Jet]

Mustache Ride

 

[Dr Rob]

That's was the First thing I thought of too. Figured it has to be taken already.

I think it fits that boat so well. Now I can't get the song out of my head and want to head to the river.

 

[FlyByWire]

That's was the First thing I thought of too. Figured it has to be taken already.

I like this one too and I dig the song and the work reference all in one.

 

[FlyByWire]

Yeah, just make some Mexican blanket seat covers and call it good.
Did the toon sell or trade it in?
.
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Pretty Bote btw🫡

Still have the toon. It’s listed a few places.

 

[Kachina26]

The ‘topless significant other on the new boat’ ones get taken on Friday.

Is he hot?

 

[Kachina26]

Stat Wagon

 

[FlyByWire]

Is he hot?

Yes he is.

 

[4Waters]

Is he hot?

 

[Flying_Lavey]

Mirandized

High Speed Pursuit

Don't Taze me Bro

PassIAn

Road Pirate

 

[Todd Mohr]

Spread Em

 

[4Waters]

Spread Em

Done, search over

 

[Todd Mohr]

Confiscation Reward

 

[4Waters]

ON THE TAKE

 

[endobear]

"CRIME PAYS"

 

[Todd Mohr]

My Cut

 

[DILLIGAF]

Congrats on the new to you boat!

 

[Badchoices03]

Speed Trap

*edit because speed trap was already said...how about Knot a Cop...

 

[gottaminute?]

I like this one too and I dig the song and the work reference all in one.

not really knowing your circle of friends (who may ride along) and/or with a nod to rice road ......... how about CHPs and DIPs. optional sh!t emogi if your friends fit
the profile

 

[ChrisV]

Such a nice boat! Congrats again! Going to be a fun summer

 

[DRYHEAT]

“ Underpaid Civil Servant “

 

[HST4ME]

So demanding!

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You can go fuck yourself when it needs a starter. Perfect name.

 

[HST4ME]

Couldn't put the swim platform pass thru on the other side of the motor where all there is but an oil filter, nope too easy.

 

[FlyByWire]

You can go fuck yourself when it needs a starter. Perfect name.

Ok you’ll be my first call when the starter takes a shit

 

[FlyByWire]

 

[HNL2LHC]

Congrats that is a good looking boat!!!!

 

[OldSchoolBoats]

Quota met

I was just thinking "Met Quota" myself

 

[samsah33]

"I Civil Forfeiture"

 

[stephenkatsea]

Our first boat was a classic gold metal flake Tahiti, made by Schuster Boats in Bellflower CA. It had a solid black tuck and roll interior. Didn’t take us long to learn - sit in the boat, sit on a wet towel. My older brother, not a boating guy, never did catch on. Our kids used to line up to watch him crawl into the boat and sit on those blazing fire hot seats. Lots of yelling and obscenities. Kids thought it was a riot.

 

[Rajobigguy]

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Absolutely bad ass!!!

 

[TrollerDave]

Big Deck Energy is what I’m being pressured into.. but..

The colors and your job made me think of this, but you might need a bigger transom

 

[HST4ME]

kudos on the boat though, that's a looker..

 

[Wmc]

TAZE AND CONFUSED

 

[Boatymcboatface]

Uncrustably fast?

 

[4Waters]

CHiP's

 

[DaytonaBabe]

Beautiful boat! Congrats!!

 

[Kachina26]

CHiP's

Cravin' Horse Power

 

[NicPaus]

Bad ass boat!

"COMMISSIONS" or "COMMISSION CHECK"

 

[DRYHEAT]

I was going to suggest “CalPERS Trash” but you’re not retired yet.

 

[brianwhiteboy]

“Wet Reckless”

 

[FlyByWire]

Uncrustably fast?

If it was purple I’d be all for it.