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I was but then I ate pizza and now I'm not. Debating on bed or start the drinking all over again. [emoji848]
 

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I was but then I ate pizza and now I'm not. Debating on bed or start the drinking all over again. [emoji848]

It's not even 10 yet. Grab a drink old man.:D
 

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Buuuuuuurrrrrpppp... on my 8th 16oz... buzzed but good. I might go to bed soon. Lol
 

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Been there done that and still going, note to myself GO TO BED.:D
 

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I was. But someone else is passed the fuck out. [emoji15][emoji23]
 

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Twice today, or should I say yesterday, just getting in! :beer goodnight
 

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Just woke up and poured myself a Bloody Mary. I have football to watch, can't fuck around with a hangover and I plan on spending my New Year's Day with a buzz.

I think I like New Year's Day better than New Year's Eve. :drink
 

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I am late replying to this thread, because my drunk ass got black out drunk and decided my Samsung Note 3 was dirty and needed to be hosed off in the kitchen sink at 11:30pm new years eve. Lets just say I have a really clean broken phone now :thumbsup:D
 

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I am late replying to this thread, because my drunk ass got black out drunk and decided my Samsung Note 3 was dirty and needed to be hosed off in the kitchen sink at 11:30pm new years eve. Lets just say I have a really clean broken phone now :thumbsup:D

Lol....put it in some rice. :D
 

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I am late replying to this thread, because my drunk ass got black out drunk and decided my Samsung Note 3 was dirty and needed to be hosed off in the kitchen sink at 11:30pm new years eve. Lets just say I have a really clean broken phone now [emoji106]D

Lol....put it in some rice. :D
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I have no memory after the moonshine shots.... My brother said he walked in the kitchen and found me scrubbing my phone under the faucet in the kitchen sink! Funny thing is it still worked just fine, just can't get it to charge!

HA! What was on it that you had to clean off?
 

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HA! What was on it that you had to clean off?

Tying to clean my browsing history :D From the stories I've gathered from the evening, I fell in the garage... came in the house and broke a bottle of champagne on the floor, then washed my phone in the sink. Maybe I was washing champagne off the phone?:drink
 

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Took the phone apart and sprayed electronic cleaner all over it, then blew it out with the air compressor and it's working 100% again! Charging too!
 

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Not drunk yet but on my way...


Took the phone apart and sprayed electronic cleaner all over it, then blew it out with the air compressor and it's working 100% again! Charging too!

Hopefully it'll be GTG...but sometimes they'll gradually degrade, so you may see increasing malfunctions and odd things happening.
 

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Not drunk yet but on my way...




Hopefully it'll be GTG...but sometimes they'll gradually degrade, so you may see increasing malfunctions and odd things happening.

If it dies at least I've had it for over 2 years:thumbsup
 

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Tying to clean my browsing history :D From the stories I've gathered from the evening, I fell in the garage... came in the house and broke a bottle of champagne on the floor, then washed my phone in the sink. Maybe I was washing champagne off the phone?:drink

God I love a drunk remembering story, especially if it's not mine. [emoji106][emoji106][emoji23][emoji23]
 

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Bump, it's been awhile since Dave has closed a drunk thread.

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Best to date!

Oh yeah Fuck CA. Man I hated that place, liberals, high costs, stuck up people!!!

I can't believe they raised the smoking age to 21. You all need to leave CA. I don't care if your pulling 7 figures, get out, you'll thank me later. But Texas is closed!!!
 

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My boat is gone. I'm sad, I'm happy, I'm drunk, Dave is probably passed out.... It's like the perfect storm;)
 

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My motor is ready, I haven't been in the water in 2+ years, and I cannot get away from work. I swear I'm in a different city every couple of weeks.

Plus side, I don't spend a dime when I'm out on business. Corporate card baby, though they did take away my Liquor privileges. I guess $65 is not acceptable for a glass of scotch..
 

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I'm sorry officer I'm soberish.. Lol. Thank god for the party bus and good friends
 

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The one on the left is not as cold as the one on the right...

Dave you need to go up a notch. I use to do the BL lime deal, then found ciders. Alcohol way high and a much better taste.

Try an Angry Orchard tonight.
 

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My boat is gone. I'm sad, I'm happy, I'm drunk, Dave is probably passed out.... It's like the perfect storm;)

Fyi with all the dildo, manny, petty crap you post, I just need to say;

Pancakes in the morning just don't cut it for fruitcakes like you.

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Can anyone tell me who's wife this is? Obviously from the very old Hot Boat days? :lmao

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PM 460 for the uncensored version.:yikes:thumbsup
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