Who’s Getting the Nueralink Implant?

[Outdrive1]

Come on, you know it’s safe and only for your benefit……

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1752098683024220632?s=20

 

[hallett21]

Never. And I can’t wait for people in my life to tell me why I’m an idiot for not lol.

 

[dread Pirate]

 

[azsunfun]

From what i understand was the dude was in a coma and had no say, madscientist shit.

 

[coolchange]

 

[rivermobster]

Is it waterproof?

Can I get PornHub?

-RD

 

[traquer]

Wow.

The first step. It's like the black and white palm pilots vs today's iPhones. Or the first email sent by Ray Tomlinson 50 years ago.

Crazy to think what will happen considering this is the first baby step.

I don't think this tech will benefit the world in the long run.

 

[monkeyswrench]

Wow.

The first step. It's like the black and white palm pilots vs today's iPhones. Or the first email sent by Ray Tomlinson 50 years ago.

Crazy to think what will happen considering this is the first baby step.

I don't think this tech will benefit the world in the long run.

Not the world...but those that create it or control it. A little to close to the Matrix for me.

 

[rrrr]

Getting old is rough.

From Elon's X:

Initial results show promising neuron spike detection.

I'm pretty sure if a Neuralink implant had been done on me ten years ago, the graph of brain neuron activity would show a continuous decline as I've become stupider over time.

 

[Flatsix66]

I'm pretty sure if a Neuralink implant had been done on me ten years ago, the graph of brain neuron activity would show a continuous decline as I've become stupider over time from being on RDP.

Fixed it for ya

 

[RiverDave]

Is it waterproof?

Can I get PornHub?

-RD

I read this and thought to myself.. did I already post in this thread?

 

[Sleek-Jet]

Once again Matt Groening predicts the future.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Unlimited information at your disposal in milliseconds? If you don't have it you are at a huge disadvantage. I'm not gonna be first though...

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

If you don't have it you are at a huge disadvantage. I'm not gonna be first though...

Some people thought the same thing about the Covid vaccine.

 

[Boat 405]

Come on, you know it’s safe and only for your benefit……

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1752098683024220632?s=20

Watch the show The 100....

 

[farmo83]

I thought the subject was in a coma ?

 

[81Sprint]

No need to worry.....

 

[hallett21]

Unlimited information at your disposal in milliseconds? If you don't have it you are at a huge disadvantage. I'm not gonna be first though...

The scary thing is how effective this will be for the “workforce”. Those who can afford will want to upgrade their employees to increase production.

You don’t need one to enjoy drinking a Mai tai on your boat

Edit. I can’t even imagine how easy it will be to sell for free to employees. People took an untested vaccine for a burger and fries. Being able to access info on the internet/social media instantly will sell like hot cakes.

 

[monkeyswrench]

The scary thing is how effective this will be for the “workforce”. Those who can afford will want to upgrade their employees to increase production.

You don’t need one to enjoy drinking a Mai tai on your boat

Edit. I can’t even imagine how easy it will be to sell for free to employees. People took an untested vaccine for a burger and fries. Being able to access info on the internet/social media instantly will sell like hot cakes.

"Workers" from Brave New World...

 

[Icky]

The scary thing is how effective this will be for the “workforce”. Those who can afford will want to upgrade their employees to increase production.

You don’t need one to enjoy drinking a Mai tai on your boat

Edit. I can’t even imagine how easy it will be to sell for free to employees. People took an untested vaccine for a burger and fries. Being able to access info on the internet/social media instantly will sell like hot cakes.

The Hustler club was giving a free lap dance for getting vaccinated.

 

[hallett21]

The Hustler club was giving a free lap dance for getting vaccinated.

Look at what people are willing to do for blue balls lol

Take a look at today’s cell phones. Think of how much you really could accomplish using one. And Wtf are 90% of us doing?

And if you take it a step further and provide that phone to an employee. Now you get to track their location, convos etc.

Apple, Google, Meta etc make billions annually off of us on our phones.

 

[4Waters]

Wait until they short circuit

Another thing that Hollywood predicted

 

[TonyFanelli]

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Assimilation complete!

 

[TonyFanelli]

Look at what people are willing to do for blue balls lol

Take a look at today’s cell phones. Think of how much you really could accomplish using one. And Wtf are 90% of us doing?

And if you take it a step further and provide that phone to an employee. Now you get to track their location, convos etc.

Apple, Google, Meta etc make billions annually off of us on our phones.

 

[TonyFanelli]

Not the world...but those that create it or control it. A little to close to the Matrix for me.

Aaaaand, these "things" could be incorporated into the population and real humans wouldn't even know better.

 

[welldigger00]

I’m gonna get it when it comes out. I’m pretty dumb as it is. Maybe it’ll help?