White Claw mother fuckers!

[GRADS]

I'm still not in a great place but I feel the need to tell you guys that "I told you fuckers" about these things 2 years ago to the day. And since then I've been called gay for drinking them....but guess what?....

https://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/threads/ever-had-a-white-claw.173772/

 

[c_land]

You in on the IPO or what

 

[78Southwind]

Yeah, so what's your point.

I've never had one before but they remind me of Zima. I had a good friend of mine back in my twenties that was a bartender back when zimas were a big deal. He hooked up with some random chick from the bar and took her to a hotel. The only problem is that he only had a three-pack of condoms with him and he wanted to finish the deed again in the morning but he didn't have any condoms left. So he just rode her bareback and when he was done he poured some Zima on his tool thinking that just maybe he'd be safe. The two most funniest times about this incident is when he told me the story and then when they brought Zima back and I sent him a picture of the Zima store display years ago.

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[GRADS]

Yeah, so what's your point.

I've never had one before but they remind me of Zima.

That's like saying something taste like shit but never licking a bunghole.

 

[RiverDave]

I don’t drink those things but Stacy does. Lol.

That first pic Chris bought them all at flying x and I took a drink of one.

 

[Carlson-jet]

I don’t drink those things but Stacy does. Lol.

That first pic Chris bought them all at flying x and I took a drink of one.

That or you're a two fisted drinker. lol
That face one makes when the drink is free but tastes like white claw..

 

[78Southwind]

That's like saying something taste like shit but never licking a bunghole.

So are you saying all bungholes taste like shit or just Zima?
Just Saying...

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

Zima is 400 times better than White Claws...

 

[FishSniper]

Zima is 400 times better than White Claws...

Tried one white claw few weeks ago and it was terrible. Never has a zima but doubt it could be worse then white claw.

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

Tried one white claw few weeks ago and it was terrible. Never has a zima but doubt it could be worse then white claw.

Zima is nothing like White Claw. It's more of a citrus taste like Squirt or 7up. All these other new drinks are bland....White Claw..Truly...etc...they're just seltzers with a splash of flavor.

 

[Wayn-o]

I have to go with the Trulyss as a spacer in between Pacificos. White claw isnt for me.

 

[Dalton]

should have bought stock in whiteclaw

 

[02HoWaRd26]

Toss some skittles or jolly ranchers in the can, that’s what the girls did back in the zima days!

 

[78Southwind]

This is what I see...

 

[Andy B.]

Tested one yesterday horrible wife got one and didn't finish...

 

[brianwhiteboy]

This is what I see...
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Whoa whoa whoa....New York Seltzer sponsored a flatty back in the day. Please don’t associate them with this gay ass White Claw crap.

BTW, is that Siegfried or Roy next to the funny car?

 

[Wheeler]

Someone sure gayed up the shop fridge.

 

[AZMIDLYF]

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/...er-white-claw/596920/?utm_source=morning_brew

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

This is what I see...
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Exaaactly....but even those have more flavor. White Claws taste like the fountain soda machine ran out of syrup.....

 

[Wheeler]

Whoa whoa whoa....New York Seltzer sponsored a flatty back in the day. Please don’t associate them with this gay ass White Claw crap.

BTW, is that Siegfried or Roy next to the funny car?

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If Grads and John Travolta had a baby it would.look just like that.

 

[Ziggy]

I'm still not in a great place but I feel the need to tell you guys that "I told you fuckers" about these things 2 years ago to the day. And since then I've been called gay for drinking them....but guess what?....

https://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/threads/ever-had-a-white-claw.173772/

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In some defense to RD........
The line at the Heat bar to get a drink was slow but the girl selling WhiteClaws and bottled beer had zero line.
I'll admit it too, had my first white claw Saturday.

 

[78Southwind]

In some defense to RD........
The line at the Heat bar to get a drink was slow but the girl selling WhiteClaws and bottled beer had zero line.
I'll admit it too, had my first white claw Saturday.

So how many of them do you think you have to drink before turning into a Grads? Asking for a friend...

 

[Ziggy]

So how many of them do you think you have to drink before turn into a Grads? Asking for a friend...

We should be fine, he got a 2 yr headstart.

 

[GRADS]

 

[78Southwind]

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Is it just me or does Dave look like he wants to spit that shit out?

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[OldSchoolBoats]

Got this from Golden Road Brewing Co. Pretty good stuff. I like to have one after a few beers just to mix it up.

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[WhatExit?]

Fuck White Claws. Man up and mix flavored seltzer with vodka and lime or lemon.

Leave those Gay Claws in the styrofoam cooler for Grads

 

[AZMIDLYF]

Meh..I'll stick to my Reposados thank you.

 

[gqchris]

Damn Sheeps are driving all over to get some White Claws and Churchs chicken sandwiches. Jesus, what has technology turned us all into?

 

[Boozer]

This Whiteclaw thing is about as cool as Vaping.


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[BlowMe]

This Whiteclaw thing is about as cool as Vaping.


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Vaping=douche flute lol

 

[AZMIDLYF]

Lol...anybody remember these?

 

[sprintcvx]

 

[Waterjunky]

I drank bourbon before it was cool, and that is still what I drink now that it is no longer cool. I don't need that garbage. At the same time I am fairly easy going, so if there was nothing else to drink I would try one.

 

[LowRiver2]

Had a coworker tell me he drinks them as part of his keto diet

I told him how about get in the gym and drink man drinks....
He walked away, fat gut and all.
Like fat gals ordering diet cokes, lol!

 

[Mandelon]

Oh Grads, don't be silly. Drinking a White Claw is not why anyone calls you gay.

 

[gqchris]

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Me and my buddies call that a Bird Feeder! We used to put the Jager bottle on the bottom like that also!

 

[gqchris]

 

[Gelcoater]

Meh..I'll stick to my Reposados thank you.

 

[CoronaChris]

fucking nasty, tried them and gave me a headache. never again. wife wont even drink them back to vodka and BL's.

 

[highvoltagehands]

I don’t drink those things but Stacy does. Lol.

That first pic Chris bought them all at flying x and I took a drink of one.

Sooo, You sipped but didn't swallow?

 

[napanutt]

Well, you happy now @GRADS?

https://www.kcra.com/article/america-is-running-out-of-white-claw-hard-seltzer/28940717

 

[blue wonder]

Can’t lie, last weekend at the river ran out of beer and the only option was the wife’s white claws, after an 18 pack they don’t taste bad, definitely don’t recommend a 6er of them after that though, holy fuckin hungover Batman!!!

 

[SoCalDave]

Got this from Golden Road Brewing Co. Pretty good stuff. I like to have one after a few beers just to mix it up.

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Wife and I were there Sat afternoon for the first time. I'm not an IPA or fruity drinker but I have become hooked on their Mango Cart. I had the MC and the wife had the spicy version. I took a small drink of hers and way to hot for me, hell she almost didn't finish it.

 

[Terry G]

 

[GRADS]

<-------trend setter.

Well, you happy now @GRADS?

https://www.kcra.com/article/america-is-running-out-of-white-claw-hard-seltzer/28940717

 

[Buggydave]

Zima called, they want there recipe back.

 

[napanutt]

<-------trend setter.

You’ve been setting trends for how long now?

 

[GRADS]

You’ve been setting trends for how long now?

Since 1969.

 

[napanutt]

Since 1969.

You’ve been setting trends on the forums for how long now?

Fixed.