When did you last slip & say something around the wife you shouldn't of,,,

[TPC]

Didn't catch myself. Got the wifes ire,, again. Silently, quietly the house shakes.

There's a server that's been "buzzing' Maynard when we go out to breakfast.
22, a college cheerleader, angelic face, built for speed.

He passes on her invites.
"She speaks in pronouns and woke adjectives" is the reason Maynard tells me.
He's got no shortage women he rolls with. They're not a rare commodity in the social circles he runs with.

Away from Maynard I mentioned in front of the wife without thinking "He should have at least got a Blow Job outta it."
Immediately realized that kind of remark doesn't sit well with moms and wives.

 

[Bear Down]

Didn't catch myself. Got the wifes ire,, again. Silently, quietly the house shakes.

There's a server that's been "buzzing' Maynard when we go out to breakfast.
22, a college cheerleader, angelic face, built for speed.

He passes on her invites.
"She speaks in pronouns and woke adjectives" is the reason Maynard tells me.
He's got no shortage women he rolls with. They're not a rare commodity in the social circles he runs with.

Away from Maynard I mentioned in front of the wife without thinking "He should have at least got a Blow Job outta it."
Immediately realized that kind of remark doesn't sit well with moms and wives.

Women preach and say they always want open communication... Well this is a prime example of what they want and what actually happens are two different things. My best friend is very forthcoming and honest to his wife, to the point where I even get uncomfortable. It works for their relationship, but probably one of the few that it does. If i were to be 100% unfiltered, there would be trouble in paradise. Now when I drink too much and talk in my sleep.... I have no control of that!

 

[CarolynandBob]

Women preach and say they always want open communication... Well this is a prime example of what they want and what actually happens are two different things. My best friend is very forthcoming and honest to his wife, to the point where I even get uncomfortable. It works for their relationship, but probably one of the few that it does. If i were to be 100% unfiltered, there would be trouble in paradise. Now when I drink too much and talk in my sleep.... I have no control of that!

That sounds like my wife and I. Very honest with each other. She has my phone password and can read some of the shit us guys say. Doesn't bother her. She was in law enforcement and worked with a bunch of guys, so she knows how guys think and talk.

 

[was thatguy]

Actually Debbie was the one person I never had to worry about what I said, unlike my first couple wives. Like your friend, we talked 100% open and it never seemed awkward or anything, it was weird, and unlike any of my friends marriages or my past experiences.
2 peas in a pod.
Nowadays I never filter anything with anyone. Lol
Having said that, Maynard himself probably shouldn’t tell his mom that the girl can suck start a Harley…!!!

Women preach and say they always want open communication... Well this is a prime example of what they want and what actually happens are two different things. My best friend is very forthcoming and honest to his wife, to the point where I even get uncomfortable. It works for their relationship, but probably one of the few that it does. If i were to be 100% unfiltered, there would be trouble in paradise. Now when I drink too much and talk in my sleep.... I have no control of that!

 

[Shlbyntro]

on the plus side, she wouldn't be spewing pronouns and woke adjectives out of her mouth anymore. just commas and apostrophes

 

[TonyFanelli]

My wife asked me "truthfully, when you first saw me 30 years ago, what did you think"?
I replied "I wanted to suck your titties dry and fuck your brains out "
She then asked "What do you think now"?
I replied "I think it worked".....

 

[Sleek-Jet]

"Good morning" usually does the trick... I'm in dutch for the rest of the day.

 

[bonesfab]

My wife asked me "truthfully, when you first saw me 30 tears ago, what did you think"?
I replied "I wanted to suck your titties dry and fuck your brains out "
She then asked "What do you think now"?
I replied "I think it worked".....

And that’s how the fight started.

 

[Fast Willy]

About a month ago I had mentioned a new supercharger for my LS swap just arrived.

 

[4Waters]

About a month ago I had mentioned a new supercharger for my LS swap just arrived.

And that's how the fight started

 

[ChrisV]

Wife and I been together for 10 years married for one. But since the beginning I’ve always been straight up with her. Only because I have friends that aren’t straight up with their wives. So far it’s been good. I hope

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Me: your sister looks great in that dress
Wife: that's my dress
Me:
Wife:
Me: You have good taste?
Wife:

 

[bonesfab]

About a month ago I had mentioned a new supercharger for my LS swap just arrived.

wives don't like hearing about other things that make whiney noises.

 

[Rayson1971]

One of the things I love about my wife. I speak before I think and rolls off her head. Doesn't get offended or take anything to heart. She knows.
the tones in my voice. P.s. I don't say anything about her sister. Has issues.

 

[poncho]

One of the things I love about my wife. I speak before I think and rolls off her head. Doesn't get offended or take anything to heart. She knows.
the tones in my voice. P.s. I don't say anything about her sister. Has issues.

When my Wife and I first started dating I said your Sister has a great rack and she replied you do not want to see her stomach, the kids ruined it.
Smart woman

 

[17 10 Flat]

I just practice the phrase......Yes Dear, things all good

 

[LHC Kirby]

I just practice the phrase......Yes Dear, things all good

Falls along the line of “happy wife happy life”

I have a great wife, 31 years of marriage!

 

[whiteworks]

I’m the king of the slow roll, I stop and take a breath before o open my yap and let it flow, about 50% of the time I stay silent, age and wisdom is my friend

 

[Englewood]

I’m not sure my wife even hears 90% of what I say anymore. And she is definitely not shocked by anything that comes out.

Life is short. People get blowjobs. Not worth getting mad over.

Like someone mentioned earlier. That’s probably the only way to keep her from spewing that woke BS. Too bad most look like a thumb with purple hair.

 

[17 10 Flat]

Falls along the line of “happy wife happy life”

I have a great wife, 31 years of marriage!

Agree been together 53years. No real problems. As time goes on the "yes dear" just smooths thing out.

 

[Outdrive1]

The other day she was watching some show on Netflix. I walk buy and notice this blonde with the most ridiculous sized tits.

I said holy shit, look at that chicks tits.

Without missing a beat she says you should see how big that guys dick is.

I said point taken and went on my way Lol

 

[Terminal Velocity]

years ago, I was working 3 weeks a month in Vegas and 1 week Home in Salt Lake. Well one of the times I had left my toothbrush in Vegas...

Me: Use wife's toothbrush
Wife: hour later, Did you use my toothbrush
Me: Yes, I forgot mine.
Wife: That is gross, i'm going to have to throw it away and get a new one
Me: What???
Wife: That's gross
Me: You've had my dick in your mouth and your worried about me using your toothbrush???
Wife:
Me: well, gotta go work on the boat. Love ya.

 

[havasuhusker]

You eff better than your sister! Now, try holding on for 8 seconds!! jk

I tend to say something daily that she gets annoyed with. Been together 20 something years so I'm used to her being annoyed.

 

[H20 Toie]

My best fuckup ever in my younger days was with my first wife at the boat show. this blond comes walking down the walkway and under my breath ( i thought ) i just said omg
She says "well sorry i don't look like that". my dumbass without even thinking said yeah me to.

 

[Ziggy]

The other day she was watching some show on Netflix. I walk buy and notice this blonde with the most ridiculous sized tits.

I said holy shit, look at that chicks tits.

Without missing a beat she says you should see how big that guys dick is.

I said point taken and went on my way Lol

Wtf was she watching? Did you say Netflix or PornHub?

 

[17 10 Flat]

My best fuckup ever in my younger days was with my first wife at the boat show. this blond comes walking down the walkway and under my breath ( i thought ) i just said omg
She says "well sorry i don't look like that". my dumbass without even thinking said yeah me to.

Kinda surprised you are here sharing that story....

 

[rrrr]

My wife has pointed out hot women to me since we met over 30 years ago. She appreciates a fast car!

 

[poncho]

My wife has pointed out hot women to me since we met over 30 years ago. She appreciates a fast car!

My first Wife would usually reply "You have good taste"

 

[coolchange]

My slips usually come in the form of something like, “ good morning” or “ what’s that?”

 

[samsah33]

I told my wife that I loved her...

 

[jetboatperformance]

I have a bit of a different "slant" on this , nearly a half century of life together (and working and in business's together) There are no secrets and She is exposed to guy talk, about most any subject and can see my computer screens and She's around Me and My Son and customers daily At the shop ...............But on a different note , I recently had a customer however who finished paying a balance on 15k job (with a CC) who said to me in all seriousness "if the wife asks, I tell her this was half that, moneys kinda tight right now" Without sounding a bit self righteous I found this pretty fukin shady ............... Do I get "approval" for all expenditures? No but we were open about what we want , what we can afford (or not)

 

[H20 Toie]

Kinda surprised you are here sharing that story....

I did mention that was my EX wife
I have never said I’m the smartest person around

 

[Flat freak]

Just got my ass kicked 45 minutes ago. My wife just left for a Halloween themed pickle ball scramble. She was wearing some burnt orange shorts & said her ass looked a little big in them . So my dumb ass says something about Pumpkins & Halloween going together. Oops

 

[hawgty55]

She showed me Brittany spears naked backside from instagram
Well, she still “got it”

 

[BUDMAN]

Every damn day

 

[FCT]

Saw a picture the other day of my wife when she was like 14 with her mom and I told her dang your moms rack looks great in that top

My wife laughed her ass off. I never have a filter she’s used to it and it makes our relationship great.

 

[DaveC]

I mean yore not wrong…..

 

[MPHSystems]

I don’t remember the last time, but I do remember the first time















said: “I do”

 

[4Waters]

This fits here

 

[941Punk]

Fockin' daily!

 

[DWC]

Definitely fits here.