Tom Brown gift ideas

[DtB]

I'd like to get Brown a gift this year and would be interested in hearing any suggestions the other members may have for a present for Tom.
Thanks and happy holidays to you all Dan

 

[RitcheyRch]

A new toilet plunger

 

[TomD]

Bidet and a brown towel.

 

[Go-Fly]

You could disconnect his internet, a gift will all can enjoy.

 

[Luvnlife]

Pack of wife beaters and some Dickies shorts:thumbsup He already has socks and sandles but I think they are Birkenstocks

 

[rivermobster]

A baby's arm holding an apple...

 

[Marine Industries West]

I'm sure it won't Brown's first time being re-gifted

 

[STEPPCHILD]

...meatballs...:thumbup:

 

[Outdrive1]

Fuck Brown.

 

[Ziggy]

A standard flush toilet. I'm sure he'd cherish the avocado green coloured one most:thumbup::thumbup:


From my POS T-mobile thingie

 

[Sharp Shooter]

Key Lime pie and a years supply of anal beads.

 

[DaveC]

Get him a pregnant lady

His of course

 

[Marine Industries West]

GOT IT - AND THE PRICE IS RIGHT!
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/zip/3498223929.html

 

[OCMerrill]

A lift kit and 44" mudders for his ford dually.

3 gallons of Diesel fuel so he can make a trip down from Canada to see his folks in AZ.

 

[Tom Brown]

Nice thread.

Actually, I'm tough as hell to buy for. I'm not much into materialism on that level.

Of the several gifts I've been given recently, my favorite item is an Atmel microcontroller I ordered months ago and just received on Saturday. I've been feverishly working on it for the last two days like I'm been seconds away from cracking the Da Vinci code. Building me a robot....

... so perhaps the most appropriate gift would be a pocket protector.