To the guy eating CornNuts on my flight today…

[rivrrts429]

You sir are an asshole

 

[RitcheyRch]

Hate the smell of them.

 

[napanutt]

Hate the smell of them.

Pretty much but some of the flavored ones can be pretty good. Haven't had them in I don't know how long.

 

[Desert Whaler]

The ranch flavor are the kine !!!

but yeah . . . that's a weak move in a plane.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Why not tell it to his face?

 

[rivrrts429]

Why not tell it to his face?

Funny you ask. I did and he was super apologetic. He was a nice guy, mid to late sixties. Just oblivious.

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

Funny you ask. I did and he was super apologetic. He was a nice guy, mid to late sixties. Just oblivious.

"Mid to late 60s"...

..how do you eat CornNuts with dentures?








J/K

 

[rmarion]

Funny you ask. I did and he was super apologetic. He was a nice guy, mid to late sixties. Just oblivious.

did he offer you some...

off to local 7/11 to purchase corn nuts... suddenly got the urge..

 

[jetboatperformance]

Used to love them and so did my dentist

 

[rivrrts429]

He stunk up the entire front of the plane after seven, maybe ten, nuts.

Seriously, he was a nice guy. Just brutal crunching and the smell…

 

[rivermobster]

He stunk up the entire front of the plane after seven, maybe ten, nuts.

Seriously, he was a nice guy. Just brutal crunching and the smell…

And did you tell him to stay off your lawn??

 

[napanutt]

off to local 7/11 to purchase corn nuts... suddenly got the urge..

Right? I'm certainly going to be subliminally looking for some next time I'm at a store.

 

[RVR SWPR]

“Front of Plane”.

 

[WYRD]

Quit smelling old guys nuts

 

[OC Daytona]

He stunk up the entire front of the plane after seven, maybe ten, nuts.

Seriously, he was a nice guy. Just brutal crunching and the smell…

At least you didn't have to suffer thru the FARTS

 

[PlumLoco]

If you look at the label, they are deadly to anyone 's good health regimen.

 

[DRIVE BYE]

Was He elbowing you and Taking more than his space? People..... I fly a lot and I'm beginning to dread it... sorry about corn nuts experience.....

 

[Melloyellovector]

Get a bag of Chicharrones on standby for next time, hold bag open towards them and then chew facing them as you breathe out lol

 

[wallnutz]

At least you didn't have to suffer thru the FARTS

God flying home from Nashville a couple of months ago someone near us was letting them rip. They were silent but fucking deadly.

 

[OC Daytona]

God flying home from Nashville a couple of months ago someone near us was letting them rip. They were silent but fucking deadly.

I'm almost crying laughing right now as I read that. I can just picture everyone looking around trying to figure out who's vomiting out their rectum and what fuck they must have eaten. "I don't remember eating burning tires"

 

[Willie B]

"Mid to late 60s"...

..how do you eat CornNuts with dentures?

… Probably very carefully… My first broken tooth came from corn nuts…
… Now at the age of 78 for some reason, I have decided to spend $15,000 on a the years if damage…





J/K

 

[oldman]

Funny you ask. I did and he was super apologetic. He was a nice guy, mid to late sixties. Just oblivious.

But you come here to be a bitch about it

I smell a drama queen.

 

[Angler]

The Chile Picante are very good.

 

[rivrrts429]

But you come here to be a bitch about it

I smell a drama queen.

I talked to him about it before posting. Probably more than you could ever say, bitch.

I “bitched” to him before I “bitched” on this forum so technically I’m not “bitching” about it. Just thought it was funny but apparently that’s still being a “bitch?”

 

[Nanu/Nanu]

I kind of find a lot of humor in this situation! If im ever in a quiet environment and someone has left a bag of something or a loud crunchy food out, OH YEAH I'M GONNA BE THAT GUY UNTIL I GET SOMEONE TO LAUGH! But once i get a laugh the joke is done. I understand this guy actually bought the food. So yeah thats kind of a bad choice.

Just out of curiosity when you spoke to him about his poor life choice, and he responded back to you, did he push his words out a little more than usual so you could still smell the ranch on his breath?

At least you said something to him, like you said he was oblivious and now he is more aware for next time. (Hopefully)

 

[rivrrts429]

I kind of find a lot of humor in this situation! If im ever in a quiet environment and someone has left a bag of something or a loud crunchy food out, OH YEAH I'M GONNA BE THAT GUY UNTIL I GET SOMEONE TO LAUGH! But once i get a laugh the joke is done. I understand this guy actually bought the food. So yeah thats kind of a bad choice.

Just out of curiosity when you spoke to him about his poor life choice, and he responded back to you, did he push his words out a little more than usual so you could still smell the ranch on his breath?

At least you said something to him, like you said he was oblivious and now he is more aware for next time. (Hopefully)

We got to chit chatting so it was an easy transition into him chewing corn nuts on a 400mph flying tube

He was actually a good dude but the chit chat was a little overwhelming

I think he sorta knew but didn’t. I forgot how strong those things are lol

 

[OCMerrill]

You should have been prepared with a counter defensive.

Downside is burning asshole but that's a couple hrs later.

 

[BingerFang]

 

[poncho]

You sir are an asshole

My senior year American Histories class was in a portable, I made it about a halfway through the quarter before I was caught eating them.
Teacher was cool as hell and actually became a good friend and neighbor through my 20's, first black principal in our district.

Some of the students, Mr. Allen why does this portable smell so bad every day.

 

[was thatguy]

Meanwhile…

“Picked my Dad up at the airport yesterday. He was all pissed off about some dude on the flight bitching about him eating his corn nuts. Said he had to be nice to him until they landed because he wasnt sure if the guy was stable or not…”

 

[Kachina26]

At least you didn't have to suffer thru the FARTS

Sorry about that, it was those 'hung over, booze farts'.

 

[oldman]

I talked to him about it before posting. Probably more than you could ever say, bitch.

I “bitched” to him before I “bitched” on this forum so technically I’m not “bitching” about it. Just thought it was funny but apparently that’s still being a “bitch?”

Corn nuts on a plane does sound like a somewhat oblivious move.

 

[jeteater1]

Had a flight out Philadelphia to LAX a couple years ago and 20 minutes into the flight some opened what I think was a shellfish sandwich a couple rows in front of us . OMG I can only describe as, probably what I think a summer time Az. Truck stop lot lizard has going on. Instantly filling the plane. Dude eating it couldn't smell it.

 

[j21black]

At least it wasn't sauerkruat......

It could have been much worse....

 

[Riverfamlee]

Its weird that almost all food on a plane smells bad. Definitely some a lot worse lol. Funny that some people are oblivious to it and some just don't give a shit.

 

[WYRD]

 

[golakers]

My kids get mad at me when I open Beef Jerky on a plane

 

[clark]

"Mid to late 60s"...

..how do you eat CornNuts with dentures?








J/K

YOU DON'T

 

[Morehart]

I held a farther for 6 hours and let on out to my poor father in law when he picked us up at lax. I had the artisan cheese platter with a couple ipa's. Brutal combo.

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

We pissed off an entire plane once as we brought In N Out onto the plane. Everyone could smell it but only we could eat it. Definitely got the stink eye after that.

 

[Willie B]

…Oh the inflight stories… I used to love flying Southwest…early 2000’s…If you asked, you got a bag of peanuts… For some reason they were always stale..

 

[LazyLavey]

Corn nuts....

only acceptable when accompanied with beer

 

[MeCasa16]

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This right here, is my #1 no-no on the plane. A long time ago United used to put cans of lemon pepper tuna in snack boxes. I always looked over at the other pilot with the death stare when they pulled it out to open it up.. So F@cking wrong…