The journey of man

[RitcheyRch]

:beer

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find
a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

 

[Boobybouncer]

:thumbsup sounds about right :beer

 

[RiverDave]

sounds exactly right.. .LOL

RD

 

[Waterjunky]

I am skipping most of those and jumping straight to the one with big tits.





OK so in reality the current girl is smarter than me, makes more $ than me, and still for some reason puts up with my crap. I guess I should be happy and deal with her not having big tits.

 

[Boobybouncer]

OK so in reality the current girl is smarter than me, makes more $ than me, and still for some reason puts up with my crap. I guess I should be happy and deal with her not having big tits.

well, with the more $ part... you could always get some upgrades:beer

 

[River Lynchmob]

Been looking for th egirl with big tits since I was 14

 

[atomickitn]

Been looking for th egirl with big tits since I was 14

yep....and still looking...

 

[River Lynchmob]

yep....and still looking...

Just looking for the right one now...with big enough tits :thumbsup