The Dreaded Dump On The Side Of The Road

[Chili Palmer]

We were going to head out to the river to go visit the boat today, but something got to me and since 3am I've been having movements almost every hour, so we decided to stay home. I haven't visited the toilet since 1pm so I think I'm empty, but I haven't really eaten anything today either. I'm just now having some chicken bowl. We're going to head out tomorrow for a day trip, but I just don't want to have to take a dump on the side of Rice Road, or any road for that matter. I know it's better than lining my undies with mud, but if you gotta go, you gotta go.
Any tips for staying incognito from passing cars? You know, just in case.

 

[Ouderkirk]

China Buffet ?

 

[River Runnin]

The rock piles! ...or take a covered 5 gallon bucket with kitchen bags for liner!

 

[RCDave]

Diaper!!!! Lol

 

[KENDOG689]

Depends?

 

[welldigger00]

Open both doors on the passenger side of the truck and hold on to the door handles.


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[$hot]

I would sit on the tongue of the trailer.

 

[stephenkatsea]

Once made an "emergency stop" along the River Road on the Ca side. The exact place I picked to pullover actually happened to have a "No Dumpimg" sign posted. Of course, my wife had to get a photo of that sign, along with a glimps of me out in the bushes. Classic stuff. CHP actually stopped and asked my wife, "Is everything OK." She replied laughing, "Ya, It's probably all good now. I think."

 

[F.U.IRS]

Maybe load up that special outhouse on your jobsite with the lock on it and take it with you.

 

[bowtiejunkie]

Eat Pepto before and enroute. Has always worked as a good sealant.

How about a three-sided cardboard box without a top/bottom for a shield? Lol.

 

[77charger]

Park where road curves to the left pull off as far as you can and turn your car to the left slightly. Provides the most cover.

 

[Rvrluvr]

We needed to know this why??

 

[RCDave]

Park where road curves to the left pull off as far as you can and turn your car to the left slightly. Provides the most cover.

Spoken like an expert???

 

[FlyByWire]

Home Depot bucket
Trash bags
Kitty litter

Used to be a truck driver. Emergencies happen. [emoji23]

 

[MOUZER]

The rock piles! ...or take a covered 5 gallon bucket with kitchen bags for liner!

AS A 30 YR TRUCKER WHO HAS HAD TO DRIVE WITH FOOD POISONING /FLU (damn caps) 5 gal bucket with trash bag for liner ...T/P sit on it then tie it up put another bag n and back on the road........dont ask........LOL

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

Have you tried a new butt plug???

 

[77charger]

Spoken like an expert???

Don't forget your fav magazine too.

 

[KENDOG689]

Get up early,have coffee and done for the day.

 

[Your ad here]

Whatever you do bring toilet paper. You know if you continue past rice road on I10 going east there is a rest stop and a town called Blythe that has services. After that you can go up through Ehenberg to the river. Really just lean up on the passanger side of the truck and let it rip. Push your pecker down because if you dont you'll piss into your underwear.

 

[JB in so cal]

Get a Bumper Dumper!

 

[OldSchoolBoats]

5 gallon bucket and some trash bags, or just bring some wipes, pull over and go. No big deal. You got this!!

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[highvoltagehands]

Immodium Cowboy.

 

[gqchris]

 

[Cdog]

Haha! I keep a roll of TP under the back seat and call it “road currency”.

 

[4Waters]

Haha! I keep a roll of TP under the back seat and call it “road currency”.

Shit tickets

 

[DLC]

Back your truck up into a wash and hold onto the rear bumper, tee it high and let if fly and see how far you can shoot the shit....
Bring some tp, maybe baby wipes

No, I’m not a trucker, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.....

 

[SBMech]

GOD DAMN this was a funny thread!

 

[Sleek-Jet]

I'm all about better living through chemistry... Take an Immodium or two, it works. You won't shit for a week though.

 

[Big B Hova]

Would you rather have the dreaded dump on the road or dreaded dump in the lake?

 

[redone76]

I carry a shovel and a roll of TP for just this emergency. Have only used it one time on the 10 between the summit and Blythe


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[WhatExit?]

Tow 'n Go

 

[HALLETT BOY]

Had a customer that liked to travel , but had bowel issues , bought a crew-cab Colorado and had a toilet installed in the back seat area .

 

[CLdrinker]

The only bad Pooh is the Pooh in your pants.

Anything goes as long as you don’t shit yourself.

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

Had a customer that liked to travel , but had bowel issues , bought a crew-cab Colorado and had a toilet installed in the back seat area .

Then he would get back in that hot boxed cab from the deuce and just use the toilet to throw up in.

 

[Albert]

 

[RCDave]

Hershey highway. Lol

 

[Ziggy]

Shades of Tom Brown. He'd be proud of this thread.

 

[RCDave]

Just install a hydraulic actuated hole in the floor pan. Push button activated.

Sling shot engage. Lol

 

[DEEZNUTS]

Man, the lounge has really gone to shit lately...

 

[$hot]

Man, the lounge has really gone to shit lately...

 

[$hot]

When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy
Diarrhea

 

[warlock250]

Haha! I keep a roll of TP under the back seat and call it “road currency”.

Baby wipes to.[emoji6]

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[Cdog]

Baby wipes to.[emoji6]

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HAHA! The costco flushable wipes.

 

[WhatExit?]

Shades of Tom Brown. He'd be proud of this thread.

Thanks for mentioning TB - you reminded me of some of his legendary contributions to RDP including the many related to doodie

A mini-tribute to Tom Brown...

 

[CJ_Donahue]

Don't forget the pool noodle for comfort.

 

[92 cole]

AS A 30 YR TRUCKER WHO HAS HAD TO DRIVE WITH FOOD POISONING /FLU (damn caps) 5 gal bucket with trash bag for liner ...T/P sit on it then tie it up put another bag n and back on the road........dont ask........LOL

I have the old lean on the tank trick down. T/P don't leave home with out it. I was a night driver so hiding was not a problem!

 

[Go-Fly]

Nothing more complex then dry docking a shit along side the road.

 

[boatnam2]

Driving home on rice road last trip we come across this son and dad jumping out of their car quickly, looked like his son about 10-12 was about ready to shit his pants. Kid dropped trowel barefoot and all in 100 degree heat and was ready to shit asap next to rig. His pops had other plans and was making him move over berm which was happening as we passed. I laughed all the way to the 10.

 

[ssc]

This thread reminded me of a picture I took years ago;

 

[Chili Palmer]

Had to stop at Chiriaco on the way, but that was the only pit stop of the day. It was a good day!