Tell me she's not a keeper... 1 handed barefoot lawn mowing with a baby

[mentalmatt]

So I'm sitting in my office working away and I hear the lawn mower fire up... I thinking nothing of it and keep working. Then the sound gets closer and I think, ok what the fuck, we fired the lawn guy 6 months ago.

So I walk outside and find my wife barefoot, baby in 1 arm, lawn mower in the other!!! Tell me this woman is not a keeper!!!!

 

[pronstar]

As she mows away, I'm wondering if she's saying the same about you LOL


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[Joker]

As she mows away, I'm wondering if she's saying the same about you LOL


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Not after she steps in the dog poop he was supposed to pick up.

 

[phuggit]

And shes even smiling about it.:thumbup:

droidage.....

 

[mjc]

Or is she trying to shame you into coming out and finish it for her?

 

[McRib]

And shes even smiling about it.:thumbup:

droidage.....

Shes smileing cause shes thinkin oooo this mother fuckers gonna pay!

 

[2Driver]

Saftey and thinking ahead must run in your family?

 

[Mr. C]

Shes smileing cause shes thinkin ooookkkk this mother fuckers gonna pay!

X2
And the kid can sense it as well....look at the look he is giving dad as he takes the picture.....He's thinking " you F'd up big time pops"

 

[shintoooo]

You better be returning a favor tonight

 

[DaytonaBabe]

Shes smileing cause shes thinkin oooo this mother fuckers gonna pay!

ding ding ding!!! Looking at that picture, I can almost hear her thoughts, "I've been asking him for WEEKS to do this. Fine. I'll just do it myself. This sucks, but it feels great to know that now I get to hold it over his head..."

 

[McRib]

You better be returning a favor tonight

I think shes gonna need more than a 47 sec favor im just sayin

 

[HighRoller]

That kid needs to start pulling his weight around there. Letting Mom run the lawn mower...should be ashamed of himself

 

[HighRoller]

I think shes gonna need more than a 47 sec favor im just sayin

For some of us, 47 seconds IS a favor. (That amount of time would include foreplay)

 

[ROZ]

I think its a little early to show her son how to mow the lawn, but she has no choice. You're fucking around on Rdp instead of helping her out.

 

[Blubyu]

So I'm sitting in my office working away and I hear the lawn mower fire up... I thinking nothing of it and keep working. Then the sound gets closer and I think, ok what the fuck, we fired the lawn guy 6 months ago.

So I walk outside and find my wife barefoot, baby in 1 arm, lawn mower in the other!!! Tell me this woman is not a keeper!!!!

This says NO SEX 2 weeks all over it!

 

[pronstar]

This says NO SEX 2 weeks all over it!

Sex every two weeks would be an improvement for some guys LMAO


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[djunkie]

ding ding ding!!! Looking at that picture, I can almost hear her thoughts, "I've been asking him for WEEKS to do this. Fine. I'll just do it myself. This sucks, but it feels great to know that now I get to hold it over his head..."

Honestly. Guys don't care about that shit.


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[mentalmatt]

God damn you guys / gals are ruthless!! But I must say, I love you for it! I got a kick out of reading your comments... Unfortunately you're all wrong. My wife was raised with 4 boys and a dad, being the only girl besides her mom. She's a "fuck-it, I'll do it" type of girl, no matter what the task at hand is. And further more, she's a god damn nympho, so there is no way she's holding out on sex!

 

[NdaWind]

That grass isn't even close to needing cutting - she's just working off some excess energy. :thumbsup

 

[Cole Trickle]

As she mows away, I'm wondering if she's saying the same about you LOL


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Exactly...lol:skull

 

[shintoooo]

Just remember, she's tending to the bushes outside, she's expecting you to tend to her bush later

 

[rivermobster]

God damn you guys / gals are ruthless!! But I must say, I love you for it! I got a kick out of reading your comments... Unfortunately you're all wrong. My wife was raised with 4 boys and a dad, being the only girl besides her mom. She's a "fuck-it, I'll do it" type of girl, no matter what the task at hand is. And further more, she's a god damn nympho, so there is no way she's holding out on sex!

You must be new here. Welcome. :beer

 

[RitcheyRch]

I dont believe it. I dont see smoke coming out of the lawnmower. I bet she is just moving it to another area so you have easier access to it.

 

[djunkie]

I'd be pissed if I caught my wife trying to cut my grass. I don't want her fucking up my fairway.


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[28Eliminator]

Yeah but can she change the oil in the boat?


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[Cajun]

God damn you guys / gals are ruthless!! But I must say, I love you for it! I got a kick out of reading your comments... Unfortunately you're all wrong. My wife was raised with 4 boys and a dad, being the only girl besides her mom. She's a "fuck-it, I'll do it" type of girl, no matter what the task at hand is. And further more, she's a god damn nympho, so there is no way she's holding out on sex!

You must have married my wife's sister.
She loves to do the lawn, laundry, and me.

 

[TBI]

Mowing the lawn barefoot is a good way to lose a thumb

 

[Bobby V]

You must have married my wife's sister.
She loves to do the lawn, laundry, and me.

Your doing your sister in law. :headscratch:

 

[Old Texan]

Mowing the lawn barefoot is a good way to lose a thumb

Or a big toe....A knuckle headed friend was mowing with flip flops on and somehow slipped and cut his big toe off. The paramedics told him it could be reattached but they couldn't catch the neighbor's dog who'd ran off with it.:skull

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

You must have married my wife's sister.
She loves to do the lawn, laundry, and me.

Your doing your sister in law. :headscratch:

LOL... yea, that sounds like some cajun, bayou shit. Get er done son.

 

[6Trophies]

She'd be perfect if she had a brisket in the oven while she's out mowing the lawn and taking care of the kid

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

I call BS on the pic........... There's no new cut grass behind that mower. Staged. Could this be another Grads attention whore moment from a different angle?

 

[djunkie]

I call BS on the pic........... There's no new cut grass behind that mower. Staged. Could this be another Grads attention whore moment from a different angle?

I saw that too but didn't want to burst any bubbles.


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[HOOTER SLED-]

I saw that too but didn't want to burst any bubbles.


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LOL... I'm Mexican, you can't fool this lawnmowin' ass beaner.

 

[WTMFA]

LOL... I'm Mexican, you can't fool this lawnmowin' ass beaner.

It's "Brown Guy"

 

[PVHCA]

And notice the lawn behind the mower isn't any shorter than in front of the mower. I'm calling BULLSHIT!!!

However she sure fooled Matt, LOL!!!

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

And notice the lawn behind the mower isn't any shorter than in front of the mower. I'm calling BULLSHIT!!!

However she sure fooled Matt, LOL!!!

Echoooo.

 

[rivermobster]

You must have married my wife's sister.
She loves to do the lawn, laundry, and me.

Cant keep it in your pants, gotta keep it in the family eh?

 

[Cajun]

Cant keep it in your pants, gotta keep it in the family eh?

Wait...what?

 

[mentalmatt]

hahaha... that's some funny shit... the mower was running though... I should have got a video! I did however get more pics at the time, just posted 1... The sequence shows her moving... it's a self-powered moving mower, so you grab the clutch and the wheels start spinning...

I have more evidence... Exhibit B:

 

[Moneypit]

ding ding ding!!! Looking at that picture, I can almost hear her thoughts, "I've been asking him for WEEKS to do this. Fine. I'll just do it myself. This sucks, but it feels great to know that now I get to hold it over his head..."

As a guy that was married to a "get it done kinda girl" for 25 years, trust me, you WILL hear about it somewhere down the road....Maybe not tomorrow, or next week/month....Hell, it could be years, but you will hear about it in the future.... AND, she has your child as a witness.......
Ray

 

[Cajun]

hahaha... that's some funny shit... the mower was running though... I should have got a video! I did however get more pics at the time, just posted 1... The sequence shows her moving... it's a self-powered moving mower, so you grab the clutch and the wheels start spinning...

I have more evidence... Exhibit B:

Classic case of:
"Hey honey, need you to come outside and retake some photos with it running this time. They didn't buy it." lol

 

[djunkie]

Classic case of:
"Hey honey, need you to come outside and retake some photos with it running this time. They didn't buy it." lol

LOL!!!!


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[BarryMac]

If she's lets you perform anal on her then she would be indeed the perfect woman... LOL

 

[WTMFA]

Fuck that.......I'd be pissed she isn't mowing at a 45deg angle :bash:

 

[Tamalewagon]

Can she make you a single handed sammich too?

 

[mentalmatt]

Damnit that's it you assholes... I'm done trying to buy your love with my fake pictures!!!!!!

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

Damnit that's it you assholes... I'm done trying to buy your love with my fake pictures!!!!!!

Make them topless ones and I bet no one will complain. :boobeyes::boobeyes::boobeyes:

 

[6Trophies]

Make them topless ones and I bet no one will complain. :boobeyes::boobeyes::boobeyes:

Or have her wear a bikini while she's blowin'...








the lawn

or mowin'

 

[Deleted Account]

If she's lets you perform anal on her then she would be indeed the perfect woman... LOL

Barry....:skull