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Mandelon

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Not my house, but a new client's place. They inherited this home from their in-laws. It has been vacant for two years. A few weeks ago the neighbors reported lights on and people going in and out. My next door neighbor is a realtor and will be working with the owners. So he referred us to them.

The squatters are in there, using power, gas and water. The owners are freaked out over this situation. You have probably heard it can take months to get people out through a tedious eviction process. There's stories of homeowners being arrested for changing locks and whatnot.

So we got the call to help get this home ready to sell. It is going to need a lot of work. Probably $150K or more to make it ready. But the first order of business is to get these damn squatting trespassers out. Usually the cops won't do anything and consider it to be a civil matter. So I go visit the old gal who owns it now and pick up a set of house keys. I explained our plan.

I gather three of my ugliest most tatted up guys and we head over. Not too early. I really don't want to find them in their underwear. LOL We find the front door has been rekeyed. No one answers it despite repeated knocking. Stage two, we go around back and try the various keys. Found a door the keys work in. So now we are in the back door. I start banging on bedroom doors and hollering for who ever is in there. I hear a fairly large sized dog barking. This slows me down a bit. I hadn't considered that.

After a minute one guy comes out of the bedroom. A chubby 30ish black man. I ask him what he's doing in here. He dodges the question. He reveals how many people are there. Him, his girlfriend, the dog and another man. I request he summon the other fellow so we can chat. He does. This guy is older, more lanky but seems friendly enough. Also a black guy. He introduces himself as "Goodfella" LOL OK, I politely but firmly 'splain that they have to leave. They are tresspassing and can't stay. Their free ride has come to an end.

Instead of making a huge conflict right then, I explain that we will be back on Monday with eight guys to start renovating the house. The power is going off, water is going off, we will be spraying paint and hauling out any junk that is in the house and yard. We strongly suggest they use the weekend to get out or Monday would be less comfortable for them. Goodfella and I shook hands on the deal.

I'm gonna pick up a contract from the owner over the weekend and a $5000 deposit. On Monday we will roll in and see what happens. One of my guys will be bringing his Pitbull along. Not sure how that will go, but figure it probably won't hurt.

Stay tuned!
 

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Where is the house? What state? What city? Typically for squatters, they get arrested on the spot for trespassing. Now that does depend on the police agency that responds and the knowledge of the responding officer. This is NOT a civil matter, there is no lease or agreement. They are squatters and have no rights when it comes to property.

Do a little online research to familiarize yourself with the law for the area that the house is in.

The responding Officer probably won’t know it and you’ll have to school him.

The long eviction process is when a tenant with an expired lease won’t move out or pay the rent.
 

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An old friend of my dad's had squatters in one of his houses. He told them to leave on several occasions which they didn't. The squatters had a teenaged daughter so he called a buddy that was in the Hells Angeles, gave him a fake lease and 500 each and 3 HA's went into the house, they sat on the couch next to the daughter. The dad asked what they thought they were doing, they showed them the lease and said that they live there now. The squatters packed up their shit and were gone in less than 2hrs🤣
 

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Where is the house? What state? What city? Typically for squatters, they get arrested on the spot for trespassing. Now that does depend on the police agency that responds and the knowledge of the responding officer. This is NOT a civil matter, there is no lease or agreement. They are squatters and have no rights when it comes to property.

Do a little online research to familiarize yourself with the law for the area that the house is in.

The responding Officer probably won’t know it and you’ll have to school him.

The long eviction process is when a tenant with an expired lease won’t move out or pay the rent.
Unfortunately, the scumbags only need to produce a fake lease and ONE piece of mail delivered in their name and in most jurisdictions in CA it becomes a civil matter. My parents had squatters in a rental property that was under renovation and it was a nightmare. These people were pros, even the Local Police knew who they were.....they knew every nuance in the law to stretch out their free rental for more than 6 months.
I of course offered to get some friends and handle it but my Mom said no way......hope it goes well for your situation!
 

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An old friend of my dad's had squatters in one of his houses. He told them to leave on several occasions which they didn't. The squatters had a teenaged daughter so he called a buddy that was in the Hells Angeles, gave him a fake lease and 500 each and 3 HA's went into the house, they sat on the couch next to the daughter. The dad asked what they thought they were doing, they showed them the lease and said that they live there now. The squatters packed up their shit and were gone in less than 2hrs🤣
I worked with a guy years ago that had a few rental houses, the rental agreement stated one room was locked and kept for the owner to use at any time.
I have no idea if he embellished the story or not but he had renters that were behind and he wanted them out, said 3 of his friends went there at dinner time with a keg and boom box. He was mean bastard and I imagine so were his friends, they moved shortly after.
 

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Best of luck. I hope it works out Monday. Don't have Superbowl hangover!
We had a 7 unit apartment building and one very good paying tenant who was there for many years let his sister move in without us knowing it. He also moved out and left her there without telling our management co. She never paid a single month's rent and was able to stay there almost a year. We were even legally responsible to keep the utilities on! L.A. County... We thought it would be easy, but the laws made it difficult. Otherwise I would have given her 5K to get out had I known how long it was going to take. Our management company isn't new to this either by a long shot. I can't remember what all legal tricks she played, but this was one more reason we ended up liquidating all of our rental properties. I ended up making more in tax favorable dividend stocks without the stress.
 

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I like how you roll Mandelon. Checking back in Monday.

I’ve had squatters before.
 

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I helped my dad "evict" people from his rentals back in the 80's. If the people were not compliant, we would literally start throwing their shit out of the residence. Now, at least in states like California, the squatters have more rights than the owner of the property. Good luck...
 

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I dealt with a lot of squatters in the 90's. As stated, they most likely will produce a fake rental agreement.

Your best bet is to offer them cash for keys, give them that $5K deposit if they leave within 48-hours. And secure it with cams or even a security company so they don't return and do a rinse and repeat.

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I've put this story up before...the bank had a post-foreclosure REO owned home on the bluffs in Playa Del Rey. A really famous sports team owner lived across the street...that was the level of neighborhood where it was situated.

I had visited the house when it was empty, but one day I went to check on it and this time radical Muslim's had moved in.

The team owner had a cool son with nothing better to do than give me all the details about the squatters.

The bank tried the legal process for about 2-years. But every time we got the actual lockout date, the Muslim's found a way around LEO enforcing the eviction order. Either with BK, after BK, or with TRO's (temporary restraining orders) filed against the bank! They always stayed one-step ahead of us. Turns out the Muslim's were operating a ring of similar scams throughout the area. But this home was their headquarters. And it caught the attention of the US Postal Inspectors and LAPD. So whenever we got a lockout date, parked several blocks away was a caravan of LEO, waiting to go in behind us (with our permission) after we gained entry. But that never happened. Then out of nowhere we we were told the home was sold and to stop all work on it.

One day I was in the neighborhood and I stopped by and asked the team owner's son what happened. He said his pops and the other neighbors got tired of the eyesore in their neighborhood and they bought the house. Then they hired "the baddest Samoan wrecking crew" they could find in the hood, and within days the Samoan crew went in with baseball bats and chains and cleaned house. Problem solved.

The son said the Muslim's also had a couple of inside sources in the LA Sheriff's office at the Inglewood courthouse, and that's how the Muslim's were always able to stay one-step ahead of the bank.

Go Lakers!

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Good luck on Monday, hopefully we are all wrong.




Team owner home:
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Squatter home across the street (but on the actual bluff)

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If they give you any shit, have that Lezbo daughter of yours kick their ass. :)
 

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Hopefully they don’t fill the toilets full of concrete
 
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