Sometimes...

[Kachina26]

Sometimes I like to go out to the back yard, dig a big hole, bury myself in the dirt and pretend I’m a carrot.

 

[Ghit]

Same here bud.

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

Sometimes I like to go outside and remind myself that Covid didn’t kill enough democrats to help with the midterm elections.

 

[WhatExit?]

Sometimes I dream of being back in high school and I’m seduced by my beautiful teacher Miss Kelly. Then I wake up and read about teachers doing that with students.

Sometimes I dream of an America where we the people are in charge but then I wake up and find myself living in an amazing country with corrupt, 3rd world politicians.

 

[Kachina26]

Sometimes I like to go outside and remind myself that Covid didn’t kill enough democrats to help with the midterm elections.

It created more of them. But at least you can spot them now, masked up and all alone.

 

[73mandella]

Sometimes I like to go outside and remind myself that Covid didn’t kill enough democrats to help with the midterm elections.

I'm angry, but I'm not blaming Covid or the democrats. I'm blaming the Republicans who believed in the predicted red waive and failed to show up and vote for America.

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

I'm angry, but I'm not blaming Covid or the democrats. I'm blaming the Republicans who believed in the predicted red waive and failed to show up and vote for America.

I agree. The R’s need to get their act together but unfortunately the wild card is Trump himself who is doing no favors for the party, RINO or MAGA regardless.

I know the MAGA message sounds better than the RINOs message but I think they need to appeal to the bell curve R’s rather than alienate them and stop going after their own. Much better targets are external rather than the infighting.

Run on the things that matter, abortion should not be one of them in the grand scheme of things. The Dems are practically handing the R’s a loaded gun to take out the Dems but the mixed messages is coming up all misfired rounds.

 

[monkeyswrench]

Read the first post...my mind went to the song "Disgustipated" by Tool.

"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day, to them, it is the holocaust."

 

[SBMech]

ROFL no one failed to vote.

They fucking cheated AGAIN.

For fucks sake they still use Dominion.

 

[Lumpy]

Sometimes One has to loose everything they have in order to hit rock bottom and make a change...unfortunately Idiots will try the same thing over and over again seeking a different outcome only to be disappointed.

 

[Kachina26]

How did my thread about pretending to be a carrot go political?

 

[Gelcoater]

Sometimes I like to go out to the back yard, dig a big hole, bury myself in the dirt and pretend I’m a carrot.

Same here bud.

I’m thinking the both of you are smoking the wrong kind of. Bud.

How did my thread about pretending to be a carrot go political?

There. How was that?

 

[RiverDave]

How did my thread about pretending to be a carrot go political?

Right around the mid terms.. I’m surprised it took more than two posts lol

 

[WhatExit?]

Right around the mid terms.. I’m surprised it took more than two posts lol

Right around the mid terms during year 2 of the Biden rule after no Red Wave and ballot cheating (again)

 

[Ghit]

I’m thinking the both of you are smoking the wrong kind of. Bud.

There. How was that?

You've inspired me to remove the devil's lettuce from my life for good.

 

[Go-Fly]

How did my thread about pretending to be a carrot go political?

Carrot is a trigger word for the vegetarian community. If you were more sensitive of your surroundings you would know this. I don't think I feel safe here and may have to leave.

 

[Taboma]

Carrot is a trigger word for the vegetarian community. If you were more sensitive of your surroundings you would know this. I don't think I feel safe here and may have to leave.

Be careful leaving.
The highways are ill maintained and hazardous at best, the vehicle susceptible to sudden mechanical breakdown, the cell reception is iffy and surely any assistance will be rendered gridlocked due to power grid failure and general collapse of the system.
Might be best if you dig a hole and resolve to being a carrot, but don't expect water, the nuts refuse to share.

 

[buck35]

Years ago I was dating this girl and out having a drink with her mother and her boyfriend and she tells the story of finding this giant carrot along the road from a food processing plant and picked it up and buried it in his garden couple days go by and he finds this carrot which was about 6 in across the top and 8 in Long and he's jumping around hooting and hollering about this carrot he has grown and she is laughing hysterically in the kitchen watching the whole time.