Proper Dead Animal Disposal? 2 dead Racoons

[Orange Juice]

Smelled some funk this morning, didnt investigate. Trying to get poop in a group to leave in the moho for a vacation and just chalked it up to dog pee on the fake grass. Went to my container to grab a charger for my cordless drill and immediately hit with a wall of death smell. Two dead racoons rotting away. Fan fuckintastic.

Dump is closed. What the hell do i do with these things? I am supposed to be leaving for vacation in the AM. I dont think letting them cook in the rubbish bin out in front of the house waiting for pickup in 4 days is wise.

Go dump them out in the hills? Is there a public service that will pick them up and dispose of them? These things are bloated and maggoty.

Im blown away the dogs didnt alert me to something going on. They had to know days ago something wasnt right in there.

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Drag them out in front of your house on the street, the city will pick them up before you get back.

 

[FCT]

You have tractors

 

[OkHallett270]

Must be something going around, I came out of the house to this behind my shop Saturday morning. Actually it had a big slobbery wet spot on the back of its neck so I’m guessing one of the many stray dogs in my area got it and had his fun and got bored with it in my yard. I tossed it over the fence into the thicket on my neighbors place. The woodland critters will take care of the rest.

 

[Sportin' Wood]

Next time take them to the nearest construction site and pose them in the outhouse with a cigarette and a beer. When I worked construction back in the day we did all sorts of fun stuff with road kill. Best one was a bobcat staged in the outhouse. That gave us hours of enjoyment.

Honestly I would have tossed them over the fence into the autoshop yard.