Post colonoscopy

[Sleek-Jet]

They should bottle this stuff....damn,.the best napeneber...it just getting there...

 

[BUDMAN]

I think your still under anesthesia

 

[WhatExit?]

@H20 Toie to the courtesy phone for a translation

 

[rivermobster]

I think your still under anesthesia

Or maybe he enjoyed it Too much??

 

[Ziggy]

Or maybe he enjoyed it Too much??

I did sense a rather euphoric tone from his post too.

 

[Yldboyz]

Or maybe he enjoyed it Too much??

I was wondering if he was having a cigarette as he was typing...

 

[Echo Lodge]

Better than Michael Jackson's "Jesus Juice"?

 

[Chili Palmer]

I was wondering if he was having a cigarette as he was typing...

Well it is an after colonoscopy post, so he’s got that going for him.

 

[Echo Lodge]

Had mine first of the year.... Speaking of MJ.... The Propofol that killed him is general used in to knock you out for the colonoscopy.

 

[500bbc]

They should bottle this stuff....damn,.the best napeneber...it just getting there...

"napeneber"...noted

 

[Rajobigguy]

So basically speaking, your enjoying being anally violated after being Ruffied.

 

[Chili Palmer]

Had mine first of the year.... Speaking of MJ.... The Propofol that killed him is general used in to knock you out for the colonoscopy.

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I’d rather start the day off with a colonoscopy than finish the day with a colonoscopy prep.

 

[stephenkatsea]

Completed mine last week. I was asked if I wanted full anesthesia. If so, the procedure would have been done at the Havasu Hospital, HRMC. The other route could take place at the satellite Surgery Center. I opted for the Surgery Center. As usual, the prep was worse than the procedure. Don't know what they used. But, it was administered via an IV. I remained conscious through out. No pain and quick. Results were all good.

Years ago my Dad absolutely refused to have a colonoscopy. When he later developed fatal cancer, we were told it appeared to have started in his lower GI, aka his colon. He was only 70.

 

[OCMerrill]

I think we have a few jokesters in this thread who have not partaken in the special elixir called Colon Blow.

There is no napping, no sleeping, and a good chance your asshole might just fall out.

Even worse news I have to do this again in 5 months as I'm on the 3 year plan.

 

[Chili Palmer]

I think we have a few jokesters in this thread who have not partaken in the special elixir called Colon Blow.

There is no napping, no sleeping, and a good chance your asshole might just fall out.

Even worse news I have to do this again in 5 months as I'm on the 3 year plan.

Three words:
Refrigerated baby wipes - you can thank me later.

 

[Rajobigguy]

Three words:
Refrigerated baby wipes - you can thank me later.

Yes but don’t flush them.

 

[Sleek-Jet]

LOL... Proof you shouldn't hand someone their phone right after they wake up from anesthesia. The nap is great, the prep is some sort of medieval torture.

 

[Ziggy]

I think we have a few jokesters in this thread who have not partaken in the special elixir called Colon Blow.

There is no napping, no sleeping, and a good chance your asshole might just fall out.

Even worse news I have to do this again in 5 months as I'm on the 3 year plan.

More like you've already pissed your entire intestinal tract out your bungholio, even feels like your esophagus is getting tugged at

 

[Rajobigguy]

I think we have a few jokesters in this thread who have not partaken in the special elixir called Colon Blow.

There is no napping, no sleeping, and a good chance your asshole might just fall out.

Even worse news I have to do this again in 5 months as I'm on the 3 year plan.

I’ve had the joys of prep and poke. It’s really not a big deal and everyone 50 and above should get it done on whatever schedule your doctor recommended.

 

[RitcheyRch]

Had mine within a few weeks of turning 50 and have another year or so before I need to worry about it again.

 

[LHC Kirby]

When that day comes for me....... I look forward to it.


It's the one day the wife can't tell me I'm full of shit. - NOPE NADA - empty.




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[OCMerrill]

"napeneber"...noted

I don't think he had time to correct his spelling. After the 5th wave all future plans are cancelled.

 

[racektm]

As long as you're not going back for a 2nd opinion....!

 

[BTR]

I did mine without anesthesia as well. Watched the whole/hole thing on the video monitor. That was pretty cool. The initial “poke” is a bit unsettling but you don’t feel a thing after that. The instrument is thinner than most turds and the camera deal that goes in ya is about the thickness of a pencil. All the nurses where cheering when I was done. . Apparently most every other country it’s done that way. Good ole USA is the minority using anesthesia. Sharted lube while in line at In & Out on the way home

 

[MPHSystems]

Video footage of @Sleek-Jet having his procedure

 

[Chili Palmer]

 

[RCDave]

 

[Echo Lodge]

Three words:
Refrigerated baby wipes - you can thank me later.

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[HTTP404]

I think we have a few jokesters in this thread who have not partaken in the special elixir called Colon Blow.

There is no napping, no sleeping, and a good chance your asshole might just fall out.

Even worse news I have to do this again in 5 months as I'm on the 3 year plan.

I'm on the annual plan. They keep finding uglies.

 

[stephenkatsea]

10 yr plan here.

Now that was Funny. Plus I’m a Lou Rawls fan. Once saw his show in Tahoe, excellent.

 

[BoatCop]

Had mine at the Havasu Surgery Center. Knocked out, completely. Wouldn't have it any other way.

The drive from Parker was fun.

Home - LPCSO Boating Safety Center.
Safety Center - River Island Market
RI Market - Havasu Springs
Springs - Sara Park
Sara Park - Southside Terrible's
Terrible's - Surgery Center (Barely made it)

 

[Lumpy]

Great...looking forward to this now....I get to go in and get it up and down both ends. Told them they better go down my throat first...Fing Hell

 

[DB / HAV]

Did this two weeks ago, I wish someone had told me not to hold back a sneeze after taking the turbolax!

 

[monkeyswrench]

Great...looking forward to this now....I get to go in and get it up and down both ends. Told them they better go down my throat first...Fing Hell

I believe that is called "spitroasted" on pornhub...

Haven't had the tailpipe scoped, but have had a rather unpleasant experience waking up in the middle of an endoscopy...f'n garden hose down my throat.
Have no clue how those girls...nevermind.

 

[JDKRXW]

Better than Michael Jackson's "Jesus Juice"?

Nothing is better than that stuff .
I've had a few 'scopies' due to family history..... and know it well.

 

[Boatymcboatface]

Thought this was another Taco Bell thread!

 

[stephenkatsea]

My prep was with SuTab via prescription and coupon from my Dr. I read that med can be $150 without the coupon. With the coupon and insurance it was $50. Big difference from the prior colonoscopy prep, was a second med/BM session was required the day of the procedure. I was scheduled for 7:30 am. Instructions were 2nd prep session was to begin 4 hrs before. That meant 3:30am. Screw it, I was awake at 1:30am so I started the process then (12 tablets and 48oz of water), so all was said and done prior to going to the Surgery Center. It worked for me. I’ve always had a very strong stomach. But, I did puke during that early morning session of those 12 tabs. Although I puked, they still did their job.

 

[DWC]

Great...looking forward to this now....I get to go in and get it up and down both ends. Told them they better go down my throat first...Fing Hell

I’m on the same program. Too many years of eating like shit/acid reflux. I bet way more than half of the people in the surgery prep area were getting the same treatment the last time in.

 

[Sleek-Jet]

Great...looking forward to this now....I get to go in and get it up and down both ends. Told them they better go down my throat first...Fing Hell

Just make sure they do the top end first...

 

[coolchange]

Just make sure they do the top end first...

So what’s the verdict? Are you a perfect asshole?

 

[musicFunsun]

Prep is the worst. I don’t understand why I have to drink the same amount as my husband who is 100 lbs heavier than me

 

[Sleek-Jet]

So what’s the verdict? Are you a perfect asshole?

No, just a regular asshole...

 

[500bbc]

I don't think he had time to correct his spelling. After the 5th wave all future plans are cancelled.

I'm looking forward to my own napeneber Sunday afternoon.

 

[Sportin' Wood]

LOL... Proof you shouldn't hand someone their phone right after they wake up from anesthesia. The nap is great, the prep is some sort of medieval torture.

Still trying to figure out how to replicate that nap. The prep is comical. Fair trade for that kind of deep sleep.

 

[stephenkatsea]

No nap here. Once, again not impressed with the prep. But, each to their own. . . .

 

[rivermobster]

I'm looking forward to my own napeneber Sunday afternoon.

Be sure to leave your phone at home.

 

[500bbc]

Be sure to leave your phone at home.

Just the best napeneber, no prep, no probe.

 

[OCMerrill]

I'm looking forward to my own napeneber Sunday afternoon.

 

[Danger Dave]

"I thought this thread was about a new rapper." - Post Malone

 

[Joe mama]

When I got my first one I was confused. The first words out of my mouth were“they couldn’t do it”? The doc came in and said “ oh we did it”lol