Parker Water Level WTF

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[4Waters]

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Well you can walk on water, can you part the river?

 

[2Driver]

Fuk Parker, I just need the Powell castle rock cutoff open by June 12

 

[77charger]

Just needed a roll bar boat to drive by when the water was high.

 

[boatpi]

I just read the dam had a bad sensor, thus all of this.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

I just read the dam had a bad sensor, thus all of this.

Good thing they aren’t pilots.

 

[DaveH]

trying to make sense of what the Bureau does with water levels is like trying to make sense of a three year old's behavior.

 

[Spudsbud]

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I just read the dam had a bad sensor, thus all of this.

Parts bought from Boeing ?

 

[rivermobster]

Was WAY high Saturday! The turbulence at the power plant was wild.

Took about 5 min to float from the dam to the first bend. Scarry fast current...

 

[Jed-O]

trying to make sense of what the Bureau does with water levels is like trying to make sense of a three year old's behavior.

Or why my dog enjoys licking his sister's ass...

 

[DaveC]

Bad sensor huh? I bet the damn dam operator had a bad sensor... In other words he drank too much......

 

[OLDRAAT]

The "Bureau" couldn't look outside or take a drive to see that shit was happening?

 

[The Prisoner]

Or why my dog enjoys licking his sister's ass...

Goddamn it!!! I'm eating!

 

[Jed-O]

Goddamn it!!! I'm eating!

You wanna hear what actually happens?

 

[BoatCop]

The "Bureau" couldn't look outside or take a drive to see that shit was happening?

It's all operated remotely from Boulder City. No operators at the Dams.

 

[bagged97taco]

Water level is fine.

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Pretty sure I launched my flat next to this boat on Friday morning. I wasn’t looking at the boat so much what it was gonna do to the water I needed to test on

 

[Lucky Larry]

Fuk Parker, I just need the Powell castle rock cutoff open by June 12

Ditto that, but we should be good July 2. Heard Powell went up a foot Saturday.

 

[The Prisoner]

It's all operated remotely from Boulder City. No operators at the Dams.

Jeez. How much is flood insurance in Parker?

 

[The Prisoner]

You wanna hear what actually happens?

Ok. Yes not eating now!

 

[Jed-O]

He eats the shit right out of "her dispenser" before it hits the ground. Like it's soft serve. Just picture Encino Man at the slushy machine "Wheeze the Juice!!! “

 

[The Prisoner]

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He eats the shit right out of "her dispenser" before it hits the ground. Like it's soft serve. Just picture Encino Man at the slushy machine "Wheeze the Juice!!! “

2 dogs,1 cup.

 

[Backlash]

Pretty sure I launched my flat next to this boat on Friday morning. I wasn’t looking at the boat so much what it was gonna do to the water I needed to test on

Sounded good didn't it! LMAO!!!

 

[Jed-O]

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2 dogs,1 cup.

Pretty much. I try not to think about it when he licks my face.
PS. His nickname is "fuckface" because he's an idiot. He responds to it better than his own name.