No Wake Jake is coming for you

[Wicky]

https://cruisingodyssey.com/2019/08/24/no-wake-jake-sinks-boats-in-alabama-becomes-a-folk-hero/

 

[Ziggy]

I'm guessing roll bar boats are dropping like anchors and pontoons are skimming right along

 

[Hondo-407]

If ever there was a good cause for a "Go Fund Me" campaign this would be it... I'm sure Jake could put the financial backing to good use.

 

[Kachina26]

The article made it sound like he was after all boats.

 

[Old Texan]

His mission could end with no boating for Jake for a long period of time out.....Unless they have a P-Farm row boat servicing the hog pond.

 

[Ziggy]

The article made it sound like he was after all boats.

No wake Jake vigilante

 

[nrbr]

Hahahahaha we need nowakejake stickers now!

 

[MK1MOD0]

Seems no wake jake needs some cement shoes.

 

[bocco]

Can we get a "No Wake Jake" section on RDP?

 

[poncho]

I was wondering when that would appear here, saw it on RD FB page the other day, the comments were the best part.

 

[Sleek-Jet]

Fuck yeah! I love reading about people that I agree with commiting felonies!

I mean I hate thieves and such, but Jake is sinking wake boats so it is all good!

 

[DRYHEAT]

Sounds to me like he sinking any and all boats he can get his hands on. No boats on any lake save the shoreline environmental wacko eco-warrior.
I wonder how long it will be until he drills holes in the wrong boat and somebody drills holes in him.

 

[Riverbottom]

Wonder if Jake would like to spend a vacation in Parker ?

 

[MK1MOD0]

Fuck yeah! I love reading about people that I agree with commiting felonies!

I mean I hate thieves and such, but Jake is sinking wake boats so it is all good!

He’s not just sinking wake boats. He’s sinking all boats. Left wing environmental nut job.

 

[DWC]

This popped up my my IG feed today. Gotta love wakes 3x bigger.

 

[monkeyswrench]

Mall Ninja prick! How do they know he has a "silencer equipped hole saw" ? I only have shitbox boats, but I'm sure they'd never find the body. Don't let the name fool you, he's not just hitting roll bar boats. He sounds like a canoe kind of guy...a douche canoe!

 

[Wicky]

Fuck yeah! I love reading about people that I agree with commiting felonies!

I mean I hate thieves and such, but Jake is sinking wake boats so it is all good!

The story is

Fuck yeah! I love reading about people that I agree with commiting felonies!

I mean I hate thieves and such, but Jake is sinking wake boats so it is all good!

It's not a real story.

 

[Magic1]

Wonder if Jake would like to spend a vacation in Parker ?

LOL I second that !!!!!

 

[DC-88]

Locals say he snapped after hitting one big enough to spill his bait tank ...

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[ka0tyk]

Drilling a hole in the boat would be a whole diff level than just pullin the plug. Dang.

 

[Sleek-Jet]

The story is

It's not a real story.

Hook line and sinker I guess... I need that other thread about fish swallowing the hook.

 

[rockinboater]

No Wake Jake is becoming a folk hero. Search for "No Wake Jake" on YouTube and Spotify. A band has written & released a song about him.

 

[LazyLavey]

Drilling a hole in the boat would be a whole diff level than just pullin the plug. Dang.

I believe that could articulate the intent ..... lol

 

[2Driver]

Sounds to me like he sinking any and all boats he can get his hands on. No boats on any lake save the shoreline environmental wacko eco-warrior.

That's sort of the way I read it.
Maybe he’s just dick kayaker that thinks only what he likes should be allowed.

 

[liquid addiction]

That's sort of the way I read it.
Maybe he’s just dick kayaker that thinks only what he likes should be allowed.

If he is only sinking wake boats and they wrote that in the article, wouldn't that be racist?

 

[WhatExit?]