My stupid dog…

[lbhsbz]

If I walk in the front door, he’ll retreat out the doggy door and peak his head in to make sure it’s safe. If I carry a cardboard box inside, he wants to kill it. If the mail delivery person doesn’t shoot treats through the mail slot first, he try’s to eat the door door down and rips mail outta the mailman’s hand as it passes through the mail slot. (We have a bowl of treats with a note by the door because we get a new mail guy/gal every couple days…some learn, some don’t)

Are we alone here? Lol.

He also hates wheels while they’re rolling….trash bins and hand trucks all have teeth marks in the tires.

 

[RitcheyRch]

is his name Cujo?

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

Is it a chihuahua??

 

[lbhsbz]

Is it a chihuahua??

It was a 4 month old beagle the day we got him. He’s an 80lb coon hound now.

 

[Drew]

No chihuahua is the best dog I ever had. I swear she knows love and respect . She thinks she is 6’ tall and 200lbs .

She will sit there like that all day if she knows it makes me happy

 

[Drew]

 

[stephenkatsea]

Get a Newfoundland. They pass judgement by merely looking at someone. In such a way, that person will not forget it. Both good and bad judgements. Conducted on the spot by the Newf and typically 99% correct.

 

[River Runnin]

Didn't know dogs could be WOKE! Till now!

 

[stephenkatsea]

A couple photos of our Newf.

 

[buck35]

A couple photos of our Newf. View attachment 1173529 View attachment 1173531 View attachment 1173532 View attachment 1173533 View attachment 1173534 View attachment 1173535

Personally we do mastiffs, and they get people's attention.

 

[Xring01]

Everyone on RDP knows I got the dummest dog…
Gizzy tried to commit suicide a few weeks ago.. literally bolted out the door infront of a car driving by…

 

[stephenkatsea]

We were never looking for people’s attentions, We’ve had a very large male GR and a giant female Newf. Each were very good dogs. For a family boat dog, the Newf was best for us. We miss them both.

 

[pronstar]

He also hates wheels while they’re rolling….trash bins and hand trucks all have teeth marks in the tires.

Quite the opposite, my 19 month old son actually loves wheels while they’re rolling.
Curiously, my shit also has teeth marks on the tires

 

[caribbean20]

Everyone on RDP knows I got the dummest dog…
Gizzy tried to commit suicide a few weeks ago.. literally bolted out the door infront of a car driving by…

Well, we have another contender for that title. His name was Oreo. He escaped and the neighbor had to entice him off a 4 lane highway with a steak because he was charging cars HEAD ON.

Oreo hated motorcycles and would go thermonuclear any time he saw one.

Oreo was once observed walking, barking, peeing AND taking a dump, all at the same time. We called THAT the grand slam.

No garbage can was safe around Oreo.

BUT, he was my wife’s dog, and he could do no wrong.

 

[Xring01]

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Well, we have another contender for that title. His name was Oreo. He escaped and the neighbor had to entice him off a 4 lane highway with a steak because he was charging cars HEAD ON.

Oreo hated motorcycles and would go thermonuclear any time he saw one.

Oreo was once observed walking, barking, peeing AND taking a dump, all at the same time. We called THAT the grand slam.

No garbage can was safe around Oreo.

BUT, he was my wife’s dog, and he could do no wrong.

I have a thread I posted about 5 months… Think I titled it, pretty sure I own the dumbest dog.. read that and get back to me.
This bitch is suicide stupid.. not joking… a cocker spaniel/king charles, who is pretty sure she is a 400lb wolf. Takes on two dogs at a time and wins, one was a pit bull… Takes on full grown german shephards while playing fetch, 30 seconds later, german shephard was running away, while getting bit in the ass..

Can shit and play fetch at the same time.. at full sprint….

But loves all humans… the moment a dominant dog shows dominance.. that fucker going to learn a lesson… at least thats how she thinks.
Doesnt give a fuck about the size or number of dogs in the group… I got this.

Again.. suicide stupid, eventually she will find the big fucker thats as stupid as she is and it will be a quick death for her..

 

[HTTP404]

We had one that didn't like rolling wheels. He would attack the kid's roller skates when they were rolling around on them.

 

[outboard_256]

I find when they hit 12 years old they stop that stuff. Good luck.

 

[HydroSkreamin]

This one likes stealing whatever you’re working on…this was stolen while I was reinstalling the dryer after being repaired.

She’s miniature Australian Shepard, and the dog she “replaced” was Border Collie/Australian Shepard mix, and both dogs bark at snow shovels and brooms while you’re using them. Funny at first, but gets annoying quickly.

They sure are fun to have around though.

 

[Berdes]

My Boxer has the same wheel fetish. Chased a GEM cart down the road yesterday till it gave up.

 

[TimeBandit]

I adopted an Australian cattle dog once, she was awesome at catching a frisbee or tennis ball.... but

she would chase the lawn mower while you were mowing and bite the rear wheels

she would randomly bite people in the back of the leg or ankle... herding them? She did this once too many times.

after the call from the personal injury lawyer, I gave her away. How did that prick find out who my homeowner's insurance was anyway??

 

[pronstar]

My Boxer has the same wheel fetish. Chased a GEM cart down the road yesterday till it gave up.

The cart or the dog?

 

[HNL2LHC]

By chance is this your dog???

And then there is….”Chowder”

 

[ka0tyk]

We sharing our dumb dogs?

 

[BIGRED9158]

My dummy

 

[HNL2LHC]

We had a clear age dog for sure. He was a great family dog even with his special needs. LOL

 

[rivermobster]

My stupid dog keeps trying to make friends with the cat...

And she just keeps smacking him in the head while he stands there and takes it...

Over, and over, and over, and over...

 

[dread Pirate]

My stupid dog keeps trying to make friends with the cat...

And she just keeps smacking him in the head while he stands there and takes it...

Over, and over, and over, and over...

I gotta figure out how to post videos. Ruger and his kitten are hilarious.

 

[ibelio]

figured out mine is a democrat, gets free food ,housing, medical,lays around, does't work, sleeps all day

 

[retaocleg]

my dog getting treats:
hold in the air above his head till he sees it
he gets all excited
drop it
he watches it up until it doinks him in the face
looks around for it in a panic

my dog is broken......

 

[Nanu/Nanu]

Does anyone wonder if our dogs secretly have a RDP (River Dogs Place) page and a similar thread where they post pics of their stupid owners?

I know if it was possible my Rhodesian would be all over that! Haha

 

[Nanu/Nanu]

I know ive posted these before but they make me laugh. These are our mutts during a bad storm we were boating through. Haha

 

[endobear]

This little 7lb terror thinks she's the boss. Has no clue she's at the bottom of the food chain.

 

[Berdes]

This little 7lb terror thinks she's the boss. Has no clue she's at the bottom of the food chain. View attachment 1174135

Case of size doesn't matter. They just don't comprehend the size advantage.