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Went and saw it last night..

1st let me say this is the 1st movie we have been to in Havasu and what a different experience. When I say different experience we pulled up and at first I thought the movie theater was closed. LOL We walk up to the window for the 9:00 showing of "Lincoln." This movie has a lot of buzz and excitement surrounding it.. Spielberg, one of America's most beloved presidents during the most trying time this nation has ever faced. Gonna be awesome.. This guy made ET!

We make it to the window, and tell her two for Lincoln. The nice young lady hands us the tickets, and then shoots a call out "Two for Lincoln." Being that we were the only two standing there, I wasn't quite sure what to make of that. Maybe talking to the guy that tears the tickets? No guy tearing any tickets.. We walk in the door, and the same young lady is standing at the concession stand, as we are walking by she says "Don't you want your free popcorn?" Sure.. Although we are stuffed from just leaving Javalina Cantina, and then heading over to Chili's for a drink before the movie.

You see tonight is Date night.. and we don't get date night. We have an infant and a toddler. Yesterday Stacy's mom came into town from Vegas though for a day or two, so we got to go out. Both of us are amped. Nice little bite to eat.. A quick drink at Chili's in the memory of Trevor (Chili's is where he held down home court for years), and a movie.

We go into the hallway and the Lincoln sign is on the right hand side of the marque so we hang a right and get about half way down the hall before a nice young man says "Excuse me, if you are going to Lincoln you need to go this way." How would he know we are going to see Lincoln you ask? Because again we are the only two in the building.. We enter the theater and you guessed it.. It's just me and Stacy. We pick our seats right in the middle, and actually the whole experience was kind of cool. Like having your own personal kick ass home theater system for 16 bucks for a couple hours.. As we sit down I notice there is a dude up in the projector room, he flips the switch and the movie starts.. (No joke).. LOL I look back again and he's gone.

About half way through the movie I had to go use the bathroom, and I left Stacy in there by herself.. She said "Hurry up, I don't like being in here alone." Strangely as I was walking to the bathroom, I kind of had this vision in my head of walking back in there to find her dead, and me explaining to the cops that I was in the bathroom I swear to god.. and then wondering what the F I was gonna do with two kids and no mom etc.. Fuck that Lanza kid for planting this kind of weird evil shit into all of our daily lives. Kind of made a decision in that moment that Stacy is getting a purse gun to carry with her at all times now, which will be another thread in itself.

So onto the movie itself..
Let me save you the price of admission. It sucked donkey balls, actually that would be giving it too much credit. You ever have that teacher in highschool that spoke in a monotone voice, and it would just put you to sleep? This whole movie was like that.. You have to literally FIGHT to stay awake in it. Point in fact if it wasn't for the hand job towards the end of the movie I would've walked out. Talk about a long movie too.. 2 1/2 hours of just dredging on and on and on.. During the points I was awake, all it did was give me a distaste for one of America's greatest presidents. Basically they are saying the 13th amendment was signed through corruption and bribery and lies and would have never passed. The 13th amendment is what made Slavery illegal for those of you scratching your heads.

So if your wanting to take a nap for the price of a ticket.. See this one.
If you want to learn a little about US History, you could watch this one.. Although (and I can't believe I'm saying this) I think the History Channel could have made this movie light years better and more entertaining then Spielberg did.

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Stern was saying the movie was more like a documentary and boring as hell too. I was looking foward to it, thanks for saving me the time. :thumbup:
 

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A documentary narrated by someone in Spanish would have been more entertaining.
 

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Basically they are saying the 13th amendment was signed through corruption and bribery and lies and would have never passed. RD

So our history is no different than the present?

We haven't learned a thing?

Thanks Dave.

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We saw Lincoln take on zombies, that was campy fun. Need to see Lincoln take on vampires...not sure how exciting a documentary based on Lincoln would be. And - spoiler alert - we know how the documentary ends lol


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My daughter got extra credit (8th grade Honors History) if she went to go se it.... So I took her and her friend. It was very slow in the middle... Me being a History nut... Liked it.

The girls (both 13) hated it... :p
 

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I find 'Mankind the story of all of us' (new one on tonight) much more interesting than the movie Lincoln.
 

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I read Drinks, blah, blah, blah, Hand Job, yada, yada, yada! Sounds like a fricken great date night to me!!!!
 

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I heard Lincoln was "shot" on location.:D
 
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You have to literally FIGHT to stay awake in it. Point in fact if it wasn't for the hand job towards the end of the movie I would've walked out. Talk about a long movie too.. 2 1/2 hours of just dredging on and on and on...

So I'm confused here, you stayed to watch Lincoln get a hand job? :rolleyes
 

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Safe to assume the "Penus Butter" was used on the popcorn?
 

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so what i get out of this is its a documentry.....and if you want to have fun at the movies take the RivaDiva:thumbsup
 

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I'm sure she appreciates the shit out of this thread.
 
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Pete sometimes u need to look at what you write and then delete it.

Now that is funny.

Dave,

Really?

What Pete wrote was certainly a little out of line...say making it personal...yes. But Im just saying.....you typed it out. Coulda left that part out, you know what imasaying?
 

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It is always interesting which "d-erection" threads take sometimes.
 

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Now that is funny.

Dave,

Really?

What Pete wrote was certainly a little out of line...say making it personal...yes. But Im just saying.....you typed it out. Coulda left that part out, you know what imasaying?

It was a bit of truthful humor to lighten up a shitty review. Someone else saying that if you want to have fun at the movies take my wife I don't find very funny at all.. Point in fact if it was in person and someone had said something to that effect there bell would get rung in a hurry.

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So if your wanting to take a nap for the price of a ticket.. See this one.


RD

Thanks for the warning. RD, must have been nice not to have people throwing ice at you while you talk on your cell during the movie, eh? :D
 

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It was a bit of truthful humor to lighten up a shitty review. Someone else saying that if you want to have fun at the movies take my wife I don't find very funny at all.. Point in fact if it was in person and someone had said something to that effect there bell would get rung in a hurry.

RD



I agree. It was not well placed.

But neither was the OP bud.

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I was figuring that he gave himself the handjob as well. You do what you gotta do to stay awake sometimes...:cool

yea?

I just added to my "do not call or handshake...ever" list

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Well this thread turned south in a hurry. Lol.
 
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