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MIDGET'S IN THE GHETTO starring HM?
Rio:D
 

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Any guesses as to what it was? :p

Theres a multiple tie on that one...The list is long and destinguished....You're going to have to give some hints (like year made, maybe who directed it, etc).
 

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Theres a multiple tie on that one...The list is long and destinguished....You're going to have to give some hints (like year made, maybe who directed it, etc).

I will give one hint...there was a boat in the movie.:D
 

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Hangover 2? Havent seen it yet but ive heard its not the greatest.
 

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Hangover 2? Havent seen it yet but ive heard its not the greatest.

Heard it was definately a rental....Or maybe just wait for it on HBO.

While we're on the worst movie list....I had to walk out of Battle L.A. Plot could've been good, I dig Sci Fi but that shake cam, crazy pan, out of focus filming was nauseating! Walked out half way through.
 

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Hangover 2? Havent seen it yet but ive heard its not the greatest.

It must be Hangover 2. Everyone is right it isn't the best movie, but who really thought they could have out done the first one? That is the problem everyone is comparing it to the first movie. If you would have never seen the first movie the second one would have been great. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying Hangover 2 is the best movie I would defiantly wait for the DVD.

Heard it was definately a rental....Or maybe just wait for it on HBO.

While we're on the worst movie list....I had to walk out of Battle L.A. Plot could've been good, I dig Sci Fi but that shake cam, crazy pan, out of focus filming was nauseating! Walked out half way through.

I thought it was ok nothing more then what I expected. I just watched Mr Popper's Pinguins and it was alot better then I was expecting. I'm really looking forward to Cars 2 and the Transformers (not really expecting must from this one either:( I'm just not feeling the new girl)
 

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No boat in it, but ima say "There Will Be Blood". Gawd awful!
 

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Best movie ever made = Caddyshack
worst movie ever made = Caddyshack II
 

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Hangover 2? Havent seen it yet but ive heard its not the greatest.

I liked it a bit better then the first one! Place was packed on a Sunday afternoon, and everyone left with a smile. :thumbsup

So many bad movies, it's hard to choose!
 

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This was the stupidest movie I have ever seen.

TBI's photoshops look more realistic than the special f/x in Pirahna 3D.

If it wasn't for the tits or trying to see the occasional board members boat I would of turned it off in the first ten minutes.
 

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couldn't agree more. Terrible movie:thumbsdown
 

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Red box for a buck. Is was worth a buck. I just liked looking for the locations and seeing where they were at.
 

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does anyone remember a little flick called "last action hero"????? how could anything top that turd?
 

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I loved when Alan threw the anchor out of the boat after they ran ashore
Everyone laughed at that one too! Tyson at the end was pretty funny too. But after watching the trailer it seemed like you had seen all the funny parts.
 

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While we're on the worst movie list....I had to walk out of Battle L.A. Plot could've been good, I dig Sci Fi but that shake cam, crazy pan, out of focus filming was nauseating! Walked out half way through.

The typical military-cliched movie of sub-par actors has been done yet again.
Truly bad. They even brought in the same Hispanic chick to play the exact same role as she has in other bad films. Michelle Rodriguez from Resident Evil, The Fast and Furious, S.W.A.T, and most recently in Machete and Avatar.
Effects were weak,
Near the end they called in missiles to destroy enemy HQ - with the smallest fucking explosion I have ever seen.
I couldn't find the plot,
This should be taught in film school for missed opportunities. The mission was to find survivors, but really they needed to recon the enemy to find weaknesses. (The bridge crew from Star Trek's Enterprise would have made a fight out of it.) They missed a whole brains v. brawn dealio, They missed sacrificing individuals to win the war. And there were women in the cast for no apparent reason.


does anyone remember a little flick called "last action hero"????? how could anything top that turd?

That was a good movie, not great. It is still good now. No one saw it. They should have cut 20 min. off the ending.

You want bad? Try "Armored."
 

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This was the stupidest movie I have ever seen.

TBI's photoshops look more realistic than the special f/x in Pirahna 3D.

If it wasn't for the tits or trying to see the occasional board members boat I would of turned it off in the first ten minutes.

Watch Titanic II ... its on Netflix, takes stupidity to a new level;)
 

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The typical military-cliched movie of sub-par actors has been done yet again.
Truly bad. They even brought in the same Hispanic chick to play the exact same role as she has in other bad films. Michelle Rodriguez from Resident Evil, The Fast and Furious, S.W.A.T, and most recently in Machete and Avatar.
Effects were weak,
Near the end they called in missiles to destroy enemy HQ - with the smallest fucking explosion I have ever seen.
I couldn't find the plot,
This should be taught in film school for missed opportunities. The mission was to find survivors, but really they needed to recon the enemy to find weaknesses. (The bridge crew from Star Trek's Enterprise would have made a fight out of it.) They missed a whole brains v. brawn dealio, They missed sacrificing individuals to win the war. And there were women in the cast for no apparent reason.

Agreed. Def. Missed opportunities. It couldve been a great movie if done write. I probably could have put up with all the other BS because I'm a huge Sci-Fi fan if it wasnt for the atrocious cinematography...the shake cam, extreme zooms, out of focus and fast un-cut pans THROUGH OUT THE ENTIRE FILM! was simply nauseating...I mean literally.
 

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You guy's are all wrong about the worst movie ever! Anyone who has seen this cinematic abortion will agree with me..... I rented this piece of crap 10+ years ago thinking "it has Adam Sandler, so it should be good". Pretty bad flick if it still tops my list after a decade! At least P3D had :boobeyes: :boobeyes:

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Clearly, none of you have seen "Fear" with Marky Mark...

Or "Battlefield Earth"...

Tough to say which I like less. But they are in a dead heat tie for worst movies of all time to me, and that is a bold damn statement.

I guess it would have to be B.E. because of the shear amount of time and money spent making that turd...
 

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I guess none of you saw "The Color Purple" It has to be in the top 10.
 

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A couple recent mopvies that made Piranah 3d seem good

macgruber
pineapple express
 

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You guy's are all wrong about the worst movie ever! Anyone who has seen this cinematic abortion will agree with me..... I rented this piece of crap 10+ years ago thinking "it has Adam Sandler, so it should be good". Pretty bad flick if it still tops my list after a decade! At least P3D had :boobeyes: :boobeyes:

Going Overboard (1989) - IMDb

LOL, that was bad
 

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Or "Battlefield Earth"...

LMAO
That was a Scientology propaganda film, based on a book by L. Ron Hubbard himself :thumbsup


I think Gymkata is the worst.
Come on...they guy kills terrorists on a pommel horse?
How many pommel horses do you see in, say, Afghanistan?

gymkata_l.jpg


[video=youtube;-gTkUcXGF_Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTkUcXGF_Q[/video]
 

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Clearly, none of you have seen "Fear" with Marky Mark...

Or "Battlefield Earth"...

I guess it would have to be B.E. because of the shear amount of time and money spent making that turd...

Yes, those sucked. And BE spent a lot of $. :D

I guess none of you saw "The Color Purple" It has to be in the top 10.

A painful experience that dragged on for like 4 hrs.

A couple recent mopvies that made Piranah 3d seem good

macgruber
pineapple express

Macgruber had some good stuff in it. Pineapple Express was pretty bad, despite some people here saying it was good.

You guy's are all wrong about the worst movie ever! Anyone who has seen this cinematic abortion will agree with me..... I rented this piece of crap 10+ years ago thinking "it has Adam Sandler, so it should be good". Pretty bad flick if it still tops my list after a decade! At least P3D had :boobeyes: :boobeyes:

Going Overboard (1989) - IMDb

Never heard of it. Sandler must have bought all the copies and burned them.

LMAO


I think Gymkata is the worst.
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Yes! We used to make jokes about it 20 yrs ago. Forgot that.

Compared to the above, Ishtar wasn't so bad.
 

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"Just Go With It" (Adam Sandler & Jennifer Aniston) SUCKED.....well, except for Ms. Jennifers bikini scene at the waterfall :boobeyes:. Otherwise, they should be embarrassed.
 
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