I’m the poo poet

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I’ve been doing this for a while, figured I’d share

 

[Racer56]

And you didn't know it.

 

[riverroyal]

Im hoping for a ghost turd Wednesday morning. Start the year out perfect

 

[Chili Palmer]

I think you’re full of shit....

 

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[TomD]

Brown, is that you?

 

[SOCALCRICKETT]

Havent gotten to that point yet, although i did put a chandelier in my sh!thouse.


Just because I could, wife still thinks im an idiot though.

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[Danger Dave]

I read this poem in a Deming, NM bathroom as a kid:

Hear I sit, brokenhearted.
Came to shit, only farted.

 

[236eagledave]

I read this poem in a Deming, NM bathroom as a kid:

Hear I sit, brokenhearted.
Came to shit, only farted.

Later on I took a chance
Tried to fart and shit my pants

 

[Danger Dave]

Later on I took a chance
Tried to fart and shit my pants

Nice, all these years I never knew there was a second stanza.

 

[TomD]

I read this poem in a Deming, NM bathroom as a kid:

Hear I sit, brokenhearted.
Came to shit, only farted.

If you read these words of wit,
it is you that rolls these balls of shit.

 

[bigboy308]

My old pappy used to say it this way...

"Here I sat all broken-hearted...Paid a nickel to shit and only farted"

 

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[DrunkenSailor]

Why you lookin up here? The jokes in your hand.

 

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[Flying_Lavey]

Release the Kraken!

Release the clinch to have a good pinch

Outta one.... straight into another

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[rivermobster]

On a toilet paper dispenser in a public bathroom:

Film for your Brownie.

Probably only the old guys will get that one!

 

[RCDave]

God damn, smells like shit in here!

 

[The Prisoner]

My old pappy used to say it this way...

"Here I sat all broken-hearted...Paid a nickel to shit and only farted"

I remember these in downtown Providence in the 70’s

 

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[Sherpa]

handrails for power squeezin'!

 

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[DLC]

Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted....

oh what the Hell, at least I can sit and enjoy the smell

 

[ltbaney1]

Toilet camera for research only

 

[ElAzul]

 

[3queens]

I read this poem in a Deming, NM bathroom as a kid:

Hear I sit, brokenhearted.
Came to shit, only farted.

the way i was told

Hear it sit broken hearted
Had to shit but only farted
So hear i sit upon the seat
smelling shit and beatin meat

 

[76 Hondo]

This is a Tee Pee, to go Wee Wee
Not a Wig Wam to beat your Tom Tom!

 

[Uncle Dave]

If you read these words of wit,
it is you that rolls these balls of shit.

pretty close to this version

Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit in tiny balls
Those who write these words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit

 

[SkyDirtWaterguy]

They paint these walls,
to cover my pen,
But the shithouse poet,
has struck again [emoji90]

 

[Royally PO'd]

"This ain't the police station, but this is where all the dicks hangout" Sign above a urinal...

 

[PlumLoco]

For a good time call 867-5309
Ask for Jenny

 

[RCDave]

I want this head so clean the Virgin Mary would be proud to sit here and take a dump

 

[Shlbyntro]

"At a time the just seams crappier,
I feel relieved and now much happier."

 

[WYRD]

Takin the Browns to the Superbowl

 

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[WhatExit?]

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If you use those flushable wipes,
Find your plumber's number to clean your pipes

 

[sirbob]

 

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[Shlbyntro]

 

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[Nordie]

 

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[WhatExit?]

Somewhere Tom Brown is smiling at this thread

More of Tom's Restroom Humor....

www.riverdavesplace.com

 

[Roosky01]

Trailer trash casting couch.

 

[LuauLounge]

Threw out my back sleeping and tweaked my neck sneezing so I’m probably just one strong fart away from complete paralysis.

 

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[81Sprint]

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why i poop
On company time

 

[RIVERBORN]

I’m a 39 year old construction guy. I always joke w the youngsters. I Ask em if you ain’t gay how come it feels so good to take a shit. Feels the same going in….
dirty construction site talk.