It's that noticeable?

[rrrr]

Even my junk mail knows I'm an old fkr.

 

[BabyRay]

I knew I was old when I joined the Eagles club and saw all the old farts in the bar….and they looked just like me. Then they started sending me those Neptune Society flyers, and I knew I was screwed.

 

[DLC]

The Neptune is the last boat ride your going to take?

I guess it’s boating content.

Asking for a friend

 

[rrrr]

The Neptune is the last boat ride your going to take?

I guess it’s boating content.

Asking for a friend

I liked the pitch for a free answer book. What are the questions?

"Do I need to empty my pockets before I'm cremated?"

"Should I wear a suit, or are shorts OK?"

And questions for the socially conscious:

"Are you purchasing carbon credits to offset the use of natural gas?"

"Will the cost of the service increase if the Democrats ban natural gas crematories and the facility changes to all electric?"

"If so, will you be using renewable electricity sources like solar and wind?"

 

[KoolPop]

Even my junk mail knows I'm an old fkr.

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They’ll never quit bugging the shit out of you from now until forever.

 

[Willie B]

… I am paid in full… And I’m getting my teeth rebuilt… So I will look good while being torched…

 

[TPC]

When you join the Elks you meet lots of members that are in the funeral business. They stay close to the action.

 

[Sleek-Jet]

I liked the pitch for a free answer book. What are the questions?

"Do I need to empty my pockets before I'm cremated?"

"Should I wear a suit, or are shorts OK?"

And questions for the socially conscious:

"Are you purchasing carbon credits to offset the use of natural gas?"

"Will the cost of the service increase if the Democrats ban natural gas crematories and the facility changes to all electric?"

"If so, will you be using renewable electricity sources like solar and wind?"

We laugh at the carbon questions but when my MIL died a few years ago she left no final wishes. So we decided cremation was the best course of action. The mortuary sent us information on the carbon impacts of cremation and alternatives to offset the carbon released (including a water cremation, not sure how that works).

 

[rrrr]

We laugh at the carbon questions but when my MIL died a few years ago she left no final wishes. So we decided cremation was the best course of action. The mortuary sent us information on the carbon impacts of cremation and alternatives to offset the carbon released (including a water cremation, not sure how that works).

I hafta roll my eyes at that stuff.

 

[DLC]

I liked the pitch for a free answer book. What are the questions?

"Do I need to empty my pockets before I'm cremated?"

"Should I wear a suit, or are shorts OK?"

And questions for the socially conscious:

"Are you purchasing carbon credits to offset the use of natural gas?"

"Will the cost of the service increase if the Democrats ban natural gas crematories and the facility changes to all electric?"

"If so, will you be using renewable electricity sources like solar and wind?"

Thats Classic !


Love it

 

[DLC]

They’ll never quit bugging the shit out of you from now until forever.

What do they ask ….

Are ya gone yet…

 

[TimeBandit]

Neptune Society's pricing:

• Neptune Society charges $1,950 for its basic cremation services.
• This includes professional services, transportation, refrigeration and a container.

Comparison to other providers:

1. All California Cremation:

• Offers simple cremation for $895.00.
• This is significantly lower than Neptune Society's price of $1,345.50 for a comparable service in Southern California.

1. Meadow Memorials:

• Offers direct cremation starting at $1,295.
• This is also lower than Neptune Society's basic price.

1. Tulip Cremation:

• Offers direct cremation for $1,195 (including all cremation services, plastic urn, and domestic shipping).

 

[Willie B]

… i’m telling you they’re watching us… So what did I get today but I haven’t gotten in a few years an email from a cremation service…

 

[DRYHEAT]

We laugh at the carbon questions but when my MIL died a few years ago she left no final wishes. So we decided cremation was the best course of action. The mortuary sent us information on the carbon impacts of cremation and alternatives to offset the carbon released (including a water cremation, not sure how that works).

Great! Now I have to decide whether I want to be barbecued or boiled.

 

[coolchange]

(including a water cremation, not sure how that works).

Dude with a 5000 PSI pressure washer just strip you away down the drain

 

[Sleek-Jet]

Dude with a 5000 PSI pressure washer just strip you away down the drain

So instead of an urn you end up in a lava lamp? That'd be kind of cool...