I’m the poo poet

[Ace in the Hole]

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why i poop
On company time

When I was doing one of my internships we had a dumptruck driver named Norris (may he RIP), older guy, no teeth, backwoods type of guy. Funny as hell though. Every single morning he worked, he came in, punched the clock and would drop a one liner like: "I'm taking the browns to the super bowl and they re going to get slaughtered.." and he would proceed down the hall to take a shit on company time. Some of his one liners I still use to this day. Guy took that saying to heart and lived by it lol.

 

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[4Waters]

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Shit lips

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

The ole Dirty Santachez..

 

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[Instigator]

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A fart is just a turd honking before the crash.

 

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[ltbaney1]

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why i poop
On company time

that was a rhyme from a simpler time.
now the boss makes a grand and i make
a buck, so lets steal the catalytic
converter from the company truck.

 

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