How the Fight Started.

[BoatCop]

My wife wanted to eat somewhere that we never have before.

So I suggested our kitchen.





And then the fight started. :skull

 

[MoVal Tim]

We are walking through the store and the wife spots a purse that she doesn't have. I told her "absolutely not"! You already have 90 purses!
And then the fight started.....



















And the next day she went back and got that damn purse.:bowdown::grumble:

 

[RitcheyRch]

Thats funny

 

[gigamurph]

The wife asks me "Do these pants make my a$$ look BIG?"

I said, "Hell no. Your a$$ makes those pants look BIG though."



And that's when the fight started anew.

 

[kgt]

I told my wife the next time you go for a walk, take the lwn mower with you...

thats how the fight started...

 

[PCB]

I was sitting in my recliner, minding my own business when my wife asked what was on TV. So I answered "dust".

That was how the fight started.

 

[TPC]

On the Level True incident last week.

I was riding into town with the older boys in Dumont.
They saw the sign for one of the brothels.

Later the boys asked (as the wife overheard),
"What do they charge for the girls to just shower with you?"

I said, "About $500, but it's still WAY cheaper than marriage."

Then the fight started.

 

[RyanPartridge]

When I was a teenager I worked at a grocery store.

This lady walks up and asks, "Excuse me, on what isle do I find the feminine products?"

I said, "You mean like pots and pans?"



That's when the fight started.

 

[speeddmn]

My then girlfriend, now wife asked me one day. Honey how come you haven't asked me to marry you? Are you afraid of commitment? I replied, No I'm not afraid of commitment, I'm afraid of never getting a strange piece of ass ever again. And then the fight started!

 

[linus3]

"DUST"...."POTS AND PANS".....I couldnt stop laughing..........wife came in to see what was so funny........then the fight started........:rotflmao:

 

[shueman]

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got
out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and Little things
just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!’
So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’
And that’s when the fight started…..

 

[NdaWind]

:rotflmao:

 

[MMD]

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive... So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing My curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is Proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
Kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think that a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel Horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment." The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And then the fight started....
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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her ass look big. I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And then the fight started.....

 

[Beautiful Noise]

The Wife asked Me if I could run to the store to pick-up some Milk....
I said why when I have the Cow at home.....

Thats when the Fight started............................