How many of you test a 9v battery on your tongue?

[4Waters]

I can't believe I haven't gotten my 13yo son to do this until tonight, I failed as a father.

If I knew his reaction was gonna be like that I would have recorded it, he about hit the ceiling

 

[bilz]

How about the old school phone cable?

 

[Rondog4405]

It's been a while
Gonna do the same thing to my kid right now!!

 

[Vamodsquad]

That's how you tell if they're any good or not !

 

[TimeBandit]

Is there another way?

Or put another way if it tastes like a 9 volt battery, get out.

 

[lbhsbz]

Now teach him about superglue and how to tell if it's gone bad or not...between the thumb and forefinger

 

[OLDRAAT]

Now teach him about superglue and how to tell if it's gone bad or not...between the thumb and forefinger

It worked better sticking my fingers together than what I attempted to fix.

 

[Riverfamlee]

My tongue, my kids tongue, shit even the dog has tested one or 2

 

[sonicss31]

Is there any other way?

 

[rivermobster]

Never done it. Not going to either!

 

[4Waters]

Never done it. Not going to either!

Pussy

 

[wishiknew]

How about the old school phone cable?

Better hope the phone didn’t ring and get 90 volts dc

 

[Orange Juice]

They were called transistor radio batteries. I would not recommend having your kid put one on their tongue. 🫣

 

[JDKRXW]

I grew up where and when there were some old school phones still around that had a crank on them.
There was some electrical fuckery that went on with them

 

[bilz]

Better hope the phone didn’t ring and get 90 volts dc

Maybe that's why I am the way I am.
Where do I apply for reparations from MaBell?

 

[BingerFang]

9volt on the tongue is the best! We would also stick aluminum gum stick wrapper in sockets to connect the circuit… blew a few breakers lol.

 

[Dan Lorenze]

I do it quite often... No biggie

 

[Racey]

How about the old school phone cable?

My 5th grad teacher had an old wind up magneto phone with the wires exposed and he'd have us all stand in a circle holding hands to complete the circuit. Whoever shook their hand free got clowned by the rest of the class

 

[LHC Kirby]

I do it quite often... No biggie

I'm guessing you have been doing it on ones that are low after use.

 

[liquid addiction]

I can taste it as I am reading.

 

[Romans9]

Reminds me of a joke I heard…..

What does your wife’s butthole and a 9 volt battery have in common?

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

Reminds me of a joke I heard…..

What does your wife’s butthole and a 9 volt battery have in common?

You know it's wrong BUTT, you're still gonna stick your tongue on it

 

[LazyLavey]

Speaking of smells or tastes that remind you of your childhood...

And Testors model glue

 

[Boatymcboatface]

My 5th grad teacher had an old wind up magneto phone with the wires exposed and he'd have us all stand in a circle holding hands to complete the circuit. Whoever shook their hand free got clowned by the rest of the class

High school teacher did the same. Kinda like musical chairs until one person was left.

 

[napanutt]

Never done it. Not going to either!

Surely you’re not serious.

My 5th grad teacher had an old wind up magneto phone with the wires exposed and he'd have us all stand in a circle holding hands to complete the circuit. Whoever shook their hand free got clowned by the rest of the class

Reminds me of the first time I got zapped from a cars coil. Older kid in auto shop grabbed me, touched coil wire. ZAP!!!
Went through him and straight to me.

 

[Melloyellovector]

Pussy

A lesbian once told me eating is similar to 9 volt battery on your tongue.
at first I thought wtf, but that tang do kinda hit the same

 

[Outdrive1]

How else do you test a 9v battery???

 

[Willie B]

How else do you test a 9v battery???

… you put it in your cheap Harbor Freight volt/0hm meter… And hope that the digital read out says .1 or really close to it

 

[stoker]

If you wear braces I don’t recommend touching the negative to your upper braces and the positive to the lower, I did it and my life flashed before my face!

 

[Cdog]

If you wear braces I don’t recommend touching the negative to your upper braces and the positive to the lower, I did it and my life flashed before my face!

Estes model rocket launch switch. Yep.

When I tell my kids not to do something because I’ve been there and done that I mean it god damnit !

 

[Mandelon]

Next get him to chew on some tin foil.

 

[Sharky]

Pussy

You could probably test it there but, she would slap you

 

[Hardly Satisfied]

I remember doing this when I was in elementary school

 

[angiebaby]

I did it sometime over the summer.

 

[bilz]

In high school I worked at a mom and pop hardware store. We all had cigar boxes to put our keys sunglasses etc. We would rig a 9v and steel wool so that when a coworker would open his box it would catch .
Wouldn't mind being young and dumb again.

 

[4Waters]

You could probably test it there but, she would slap you

@rivermobster ?

 

[bilz]

Surely you’re not serious.

He is, but don't call him Surely!

 

[Nanu/Nanu]

He is, but don't call him Surely!

Does he prefer to be called his name in jive?

 

[bonesfab]

Speaking of smells or tastes that remind you of your childhood...

And Testors model glue

The good orange shit, not the crap blue stuff..