Had a mini crisis tonight

[GRADS]

After a nice dinner at my sister in laws we came home to our dogs who had been alone for 5 hours or so. To say they were excited is an understatement. After getting them calmed down and getting settled in we turn on the National Dog Show. My boy dog likes to watch tv when animals are on the screen. Needless to say I look over and he's going to town (humping) on one of his stuffed animals. Instantly I stop him but the damage was done, his pink crayon is hanging out. I had never seen it like this, after all he's neutered. At first I'm laughing and say I got to get a picture of this. Then my wife says this isn't funny, it's not going back in. So there I was googling "my dogs penis is stuck out". It turns out it's a thing called "paraphimosis" and it says take the dog to the vet immediately. So we jump into action on Thanksgiving night, grab the dog and get ready to go to the Emergency Vet. At that point it shrank up and went back in. Thank God. Crisis averted. Giving Thanks we're not at the vet right now.
EDIT: the pic that I posted really sold the story but I guess the mods thought it crossed the line.

 

[kurtis500]

The bionic extension….

The dog is probably a legend in the hood. He seems to be looking at you saying “hell yeah, take a pic of that”

 

[Albert]

I had a friend with a small chiwawa his name was rocket . I said why did you name him that he said take a look . I swear the little shit was hung like John Holmes …

 

[Ziggy]

So he got into your blue pill stash while you were gone for 5 hours, eh?

 

[HTTP404]

Was he humping one of his usual stuffed animals or a special one?

 

[GRADS]

So he got into your blue pill stash while you were gone for 5 hours, eh?

Quite possibly.

 

[GRADS]

Was he humping one of his usual stuffed animals or a special one?

A usual one. It was just a weird deal.

 

[HTTP404]

My dog's day.

• We wake up to him with poopy butt and he needs a thorough ass cleaning.
• He chases a little girl on her scooter and made her crash.
• He goes rolling in some kind of rabbit gut pile containing a clump of wet green pre-shit.

 

[HTTP404]

A usual one. It was just a weird deal.

We had a cat that did that.

 

[4Waters]

My dogs were absolute angels today

 

[GRADS]

Frenchie comments will be deleted.

 

[78Southwind]

Frenchie comments will be deleted.

That's the first thing that came to my mind...

 

[Sleek-Jet]

Frenchie comments will be deleted.

Running it hard in Capistrano?

 

[Ziggy]

My female dog balls up her bed and starts grinding on it like a porn star. When I laugh at her she gives the full on "WTF asshole?" look..... then keeps grinding.

 

[Kachina26]

Frenchie comments will be deleted.

And the dog dick pic stands, nice.

 

[Mikes56]

Was he putting it to your Kamala stuffed animal lol?

 

[Mandelon]

Only your dog would get this. LOL

 

[4Waters]

And the dog dick pic stands, nice.

Grads always said he will post a dick pic and not get banned for it... he found a loop "hole"

 

[Nordie]

Happened to one of my dobermans, all the vet did was flick it once and all things were better. I guess if it didn't go back in then yeah there's gonna be an expensive day.

 

[FlyByWire]

Can relate.

His is bigger though.

 

[RiverDave]

Grads always said he will post a dick pic and not get banned for it... he found a loop "hole"

I just woke up.. and I’m thinking.. is this really the content we want on rdp?

 

[RiverDave]

My dog's day.

• We wake up to him with poopy butt and he needs a thorough ass cleaning.
• He chases a little girl on her scooter and made her crash.
• He goes rolling in some kind of rabbit gut pile containing a clump of wet green pre-shit.

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I think I’d get a new dog

 

[4Waters]

I just woke up.. and I’m thinking.. is this really the content we want on rdp?

Well, not really however I did not know that what happened to grads dog could be an issue, learned something and I am a dog owner, so I guess the answer is yes and no

 

[4Waters]

Grads always said he will post a dick pic and not get banned for it... he found a loop "hole"

This didn't age well

 

[Gelcoater]

River
Dog
Dick’s
Place.....

 

[GRADS]

The pic got deleted?

 

[Gelcoater]

The pic got deleted?

 

[rivrrts429]

My buddy had an English Bulldog. He was the type that rode a skateboard. The dog was pretty cool.

It was a crazy humper. This fucker would hump anything and everything.

Then one day we’re at his house for a family party and the dog is doing its thing humping whatever it was he had. Then he yelps and we look and blood is squirting everywhere. Then he’s casually walking in circles squirting blood.

My buddy rushes the dog to the vet and apparently he split his lipstick dick in half. It wasn’t anything the dog was doing but a known problem that is prevalent in Bulldog’s.

The damn dog was so hard so frequently that the dogs dick blew up

 

[was thatguy]

I just woke up.. and I’m thinking.. is this really the content we want on rdp?

You keep letting him back, so yeah, I guess so?

But could you define who “we” is?
Because I don’t think there is a “we”, there is just you the site owner.

 

[4Waters]

You keep letting him back, so yeah, I guess so?

But could you define who “we” is?
Because I don’t think there is a “we”, there is just you the site owner.

Well, if there is a "we" then I think "we" should allow booby pics in October

 

[was thatguy]

Well, if there is a "we" then I think "we" should allow booby pics in October

I guarantee you there will be no “we” when the madd mothers come a calling.

 

[Joe mama]

Only 1 dick got deleted

 

[GRADS]

There's a current thread "Pups of RDP" that has 67K views so I know there are other dog owners on here. This thread was more of a PSA than anything else. I've had dogs my entire life, mostly female, and never experienced something like that. I was genuinely concerned about my little guy. I mean who knew paraphimosis was a thing.

 

[was thatguy]

There's a current thread "Pups of RDP" that has 67K views so I know there are other dog owners on here. This thread was more of a PSA than anything else. I've had dogs my entire life, mostly female, and never experienced something like that. I was genuinely concerned about my little guy. I mean who knew paraphimosis was a thing.

I find it almost impossible to believe that you have no experience with doggy lipsticks…

 

[GRADS]

I find it almost impossible to believe that you have no experience with doggy lipsticks…

You must be mistaking me for Frenchie, although we have the same build so I get it.

 

[GRADS]

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I feel like the pic really drove it home.