Funny/embarrassing kid moments

[ElAzul]

This shit is to funny not to share and I wish it would of been recorded. Kiddo turned 12 last Sunday and got new golf clubs and a few lessons to help him adjust to the bigger heavier big boy sticks. Anyways he doesn't really need lessons but he has fun and likes the indoor simulator. So after about 20 minutes of swinging with some weird swing trainer club the pro had him using he's now struggling to hit the ball at all with his real clubs. He manages to top a few balls and is getting pissed so the pro completely readjusted his setup and told him and I quote "let it rip". So Tyler takes a a heafty backswing starts a hard fast moving downswing misses the ball and perfecrly timed let's a loud nasty fart when ball contact should of happened. He literally hot boxed the whole indoor area and I was laughing so fuking hard I had to walk out just so I could get my shit together. Only my kid I swear. I'm still laughing about it as I type this waiting on a Dr. Appt.

He also managed to knock over a whole bunch of golf bags at Dicks the other day not paying attention.

What kid stories do you have??
The offender in action

 

[SBMech]

My buddy and I were drinkin one night, started early and he was laughing because he taught his youngest girl (she was 4 at the time) the "pull my finger" fart joke....

Later on that night she's in my lap and she hops up and looks at me seriously and says "Uncle Josh pull my finger!" so I throw her up and aim her little butt right in my buddies face and give it a tug.....ROFL she lets out this GIANT fart right in his face....the look on her face when she realized what just happened was unforgettable!

 

[SOCALCRICKETT]

My 15 month old niece was in the bed room this am, she squats down to pick up a toy and farts, me and the girlfriends chuckle. My niece then decided to try it a again, she squats down and i see her grunting, then all of a sudden her eye get big as dinner saucers and the rancid smell of baby poop fills the room.

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[4Waters]

My 15 month old niece was in the bed room this am, she squats down to pick up a toy and farts, me and the girlfriends chuckle. My niece then decided to try it a again, she squats down and i see her grunting, then all of a sudden her eye get big as dinner saucers and the rancid smell of baby poop fills the room. View attachment 650738 View attachment 650740

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Girlfriends, wow what a stud!!

 

[SOCALCRICKETT]

Lol, all 5 on the left and all 5 on the right!

Girlfriends, wow what a stud!!

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[bagged97taco]

So this weekend we brought a lake rookie and he passed out on the back seat on Monday. My 3 year old has this new thing about not wanting wet swim trunks on while in the boat. It was my sons nap time and he fell asleep on the floor of the boat. Needless to say my buddy woke up with a naked kid in the boat next to him. Don’t worry. We were in a cove on the beach. My kids always have life jackets on while in boat or near water

 

[Go-Fly]

My neighbor was out looking at motorhomes when his kids were young. His son went into the bathroom and dry docked a big ol' shit in the toilet. Every time I see his son, he's in his late twenties now, I start to grin and he tells me to STFU, he was only six.

 

[ElAzul]

Lol, all 5 on the left and all 5 on the right!

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I remember those days

 

[SOCALCRICKETT]

I remember those days

Your married days?!?!

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[ElAzul]

Your married days?!?!

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We call those a Tuesday around here

 

[stoker]

I was clothes shopping with my son who was 5 or 6 at the time. I was looking at some clothes on the clothes rack that stood about chest high on me while my son was standing next to me. There were two cute girls also looking at clothes on the other side of the rack when my son rips a super loud fart and says DAD! As they walked away in disgust I couldn't help but laugh.