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Abc123

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Y'all named your daughter after fucking Titanic? What's his name, Shrek?
 

Riverbound

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Watching that show reminds me of hanging out with H2OSki2fast :thumbsup
 

plaster dave

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Would you give me my kid back. I have a life to ruin.
 

Anarchy Powerboats

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How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? :thumbsup
 

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Season 3 is great!...."When I look at you, I see a little bit of myself in you. I see a sex addict. I see a coke whore. I see a dude that is accidentally, and unknowingly, going to have sex with a transexual."
 

Cdog

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Kenny fuckin powers!!!!

Awesome show.
 

Hugh Jascaulk

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To the 2 balck guys on the beach - "What's crackin y'all, your base tans are looking nice":D
 

teded

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Watched it , funny 1st seasons funny





Sent from space somehow
 

Zaairman

Tig ole bitties
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Honey, I love you, you're a terrific girl, but you've got clothes like a fuckin dickhead.
 

Abc123

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Honey, I love you, you're a terrific girl, but you've got clothes like a fuckin dickhead.

What the fuck do you know about Fashion? ...I know one of us had their own personal stylist, and one of us shoplifts their stuff from fashion bug.
 

bigriver48

Aloha mr hand
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And can I wear the scream mask?
The mask from scream... When I do you from behind


Sent from my iPhone in 91724
 

Anarchy Powerboats

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April, I gotta come clean, babe. There is one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it. And that image, that one image is your big tits.
 

Old Texan

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Kenny "F'n" Powers.....El Hombre
 

RyanPartridge

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While smoking a joint in front of the baby's birthday party...

"Don't worry, this is medicinal....but not the kind for AIDS."
 

HighRoller

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I have two rules in life -- #1 I don't fuck with the Devil. #2, I don't do three-ways with blood relatives.

:skull:D
 

Racey

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I play real sports, not trying to be the best at working out. :D
 

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"Alright, so let me get this straight. So I gotta pay for a blow job, and I gotta pay for a fuckin' hotel room too? Well that seems like I'm spending too much money for nothin' I got a house. You can just get your ass over and we could just do the blow job here. And can I wear the 'SCREAM' mask? The mask from 'SCREAM' while I do you from behind...."
 
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