Old Texan
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A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's
temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every
day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason, and
it scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems
that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of
water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and
swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room
or goes to bed and falls asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor,
looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every
time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I
swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a
glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's
keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...."
temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every
day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason, and
it scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems
that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of
water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and
swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room
or goes to bed and falls asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor,
looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every
time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I
swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a
glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's
keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...."
